I went to the supermarket tonight. In my constant desire for health food these days, I buy 93/7 lean turkey patties (for those that don't know, this means 93% meat and 7% fat). I didn't really look at the label because hey - 93/7 right?
But then I got home and actually read the label which described the product having "no animal by-product" and being a "Vegetarian Choice". How can it be a vegetarian choice if it's turkey? I know I didn't buy tofurky because it doesn't say tofurky anywhere on the package. So how can it be turkey and vegetarian? I'm completely lost. Did I buy pink slime?
EDIT: Turkey Conundrum is solved