Poor Cute Hilarious Bunny

[Eos]

Click image for his tragic (but oddly hilarious) tale.



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[Fiel]

Not cool, Eos. Not cool.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. THE POOR BUNNY.

Now my head is filled with images of dead bunnies.

/s

[Eos]

Not like I did it.
I only shared.

My first reaction was 'aww cute little fella', followed by reading the headline, disbelief, reading the article, pang of pity.

I mean... How?
It's a truly bizarre story. The sheer irony is amusing though. Even if morbidly so.

[DeanNim]

excuse me while i sob myself to sleep.

[ShinkuDragon]

well, that was a short story.

[KhainiWest]

Anyone else imagine like a squeeky sound?

[Rick]

Oh god why it's so adorable.

[Eos]

Oh god why it's so adorable.

I know

[WillDaSnail]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[FenixR]

I demand the sacrifice of that camera man!

[Born2BeMild]

sad memories of my old pet bunny come flooding back in...

[Onion Knight]

Anyone else imagine like a squeeky sound?

Having never heard a rodent being squashed, I defaulted to a squelch sound with a little cracking thrown in.

[Eliseo]

Now I see cute dead bunnies. Poor zoo, they lost their main attraction.


And well, poor bunny...

[Eos]

I demand the sacrifice of that camera man!

I just don't understand how this was even possible. it was the main attraction and the whole point of them being there, who takes their eyes off it enough to let it get behind them??? And how do you even back up so decisively as to manage a full on stomp?

[ShinkuDragon]

I just don't understand how this was even possible. it was the main attraction and the whole point of them being there, who takes their eyes off it enough to let it get behind them??? And how do you even back up so decisively as to manage a full on stomp?

i'm going to assume it was one of those cameraman with the big, heavy cameras.

what was a cameraman doing with his eyes NOT on what he's suposed to be recording/photographing though, is a good question. as is "how did that critter even get there, if it's the main attraction?

so many weird questions.

[Sarah]

I just don't understand how this was even possible. it was the main attraction and the whole point of them being there, who takes their eyes off it enough to let it get behind them??? And how do you even back up so decisively as to manage a full on stomp?

He did it on purpose. As a child he killed birds and rodents, giving a taste for the blood of innocents. He would video tape it too. Using the skills he gained in the field (literally!) he decided this career would probably bring him closer to more small, defenseless things--but the ones he couldn't normally get to. This was his chance.

And he took it. He is laying in bed laughing maniacally right now.

[Eos]

And he took it. He is laying in bed laughing maniacally right now.

Until PETA's Brotherhood of Assassins catches him and stomps him in retaliation, via car-crusher.

[Mazz]

I don't even. What? How does that? ?! Why wasn't there someone making sure it wasn't on the floor. People have feet. :(

He did it on purpose. As a child he killed birds and rodents, giving a taste for the blood of innocents. He would video tape it too. Using the skills he gained in the field (literally!) he decided this career would probably bring him closer to more small, defenseless things--but the ones he couldn't normally get to. This was his chance.

And he took it. He is laying in bed laughing maniacally right now.

This was a beautiful story.

[Alex123123]

The other five bunnies are right as rain. It is regrettable that he was the one who got stepped on.

The idiot! Why couldn't he have stepped on the other ones!

[BlueRuin]

Poor little guy never had a chance.