[In Progress] Corrupt a wish thread!

[ablu2]

Ok you make a wish, and the person below you grants your wish, but makes you regret making the wish. For example:

"I wish i had a banana sundae!"

"granted, but the banana isnt ripe and the ice cream is your least favorite flavor!"

Ok ill start. I wish I was the ruler of earth!!!

[Kalas]

Granted, you rule the Earth for one day but you suck so badly people revolt and kill you the next day.

I wish I had 5$...

Also wouldn't this belong in the funhouse?

[Rain]

yea it does...

....but your $5 got taken away from the government since it was a fraud...

I wish i was a billionaire~

[Kalas]

Granted, You have one billion counterfeit bills.

I wish I had a cup of pepsi.

[Laur]

Okay, but it's the diet caffeine free kind. Also, can was also opened for a week prior to giving it to you in the cup.

I wish my phone would work.

[Hazzy]

It works, but your phone bill sky rocketed.

I wish for you to not corrupt my wish.

[ablu2]

Granted, but you didnt wish for anything inparticular so you corrupted your own wish.

I wish I was the ruler of another planet and had many smart advisors and a strong army at my disposal.

[Kalas]

Granted, you rule a planet with no atmosphere suffocate, and die.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Hazzy]

Granted, but you didnt wish for anything inparticular so you corrupted your own wish

What? I did wish for something in particular.

[Derimed]

I wish I knew what to wish for.

You will figure out what to wish for.

Only to find out afterwards that you could have wished for something much better and headdesk.

Headdesk!!!

[ablu2]

What? I did wish for something in particular.

Ya, but i needed to come up with something!
And Quantact, you were supposed to wish for something. read rules much?

[Blankout]

I'll restart the chain.

I wish I had a solar powered calculator.

[ablu2]

Granted, but it steals all of the suns energy in one gulp and the sun dies.

I wish i had 1000 tons of pure gold.

[Blankout]

Granted, but it falls on you.

I wish I had a internets.

[Beaner]

granted but its all about your mom's porn

i wish i had a chocolate cookie

[xLeviathan]

granted but its all about your mom's porn

i wish i had a chocolate cookie

Granted, but you find out it's not really chocolate (use your imagination).
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I wish I had a chinchilla :)

[Kalas]

Granted but animal rights activists take it away from you for abuse.

I wish I had a cheese pizza with nothing else on it.

[Hazzy]

Granted, but it's three months old.

i wish for pie.

[ToastyGhost]

Granted. It's made if Limburger cheese.

I wish I had more time.

[ablu2]

Granted, but during that more time you get tortured.

I wish i had 1,000,000 non-counterfeit dollars locked in an inpenetreble safe.