[In Progress] TH3 BL1ND 1NV3ST1G4T1ON! : 3P 1: TH3 BLOODY MURD3R

[Corn]

Cookie and I were on different "received lists" but we still got the same IRC channel. Combining our lists together we got more than half of the alive people were mafia. Because Derosis was so reluctant about giving us the IRC channel, wouldn't say who our teammates were, and wouldn't tell us who was our leader, we basically figured almost everyone was pretty much mafia.

[Sardines]

Was everyone's win con to be the last one standing?

Aside from like the Yoshimaru and the Captain one.

[Corn]

Actually, I would've won if all the townies were dead. So I could've won if I was more active.

[Derosis]

I completely missed that. Thank god I did. :P It would have made me feel more paranoid about back stabbing all my teammates. Ignorance is bliss.

You're one giddy mother f'ucker aren't you? lmao

[Sardines]

Actually, I would've won if all the townies were dead. So I could've won if I was more active.

You would have won if I didn't bomb you last night with the C4. Seer was the last town role I'm assuming.

[Corn]

Oh. I thought I got killed due to inactivity.

I knew I should've bought that C4.

BTW did any mafians have night killing powers?

[Holypie]

I had some stupidly vague something that might be interpreted as nightkill? Also kind of sucks that I died today because I had band.

Also Swerve you would have died in 1 day had I been here, you were poisoned for 3 days (I have no freaking idea how my role works).

For next time please please please be less vague about everything, also sending someone who isn't mafia to the mafia channel is kind of well, unfair. If that hadn't happened and if I was here tonight I'm positive the results would be different.

This seems appropriate right about now.

Derp derp. Hate when life interferes with mafia.

[Sardines]

Gonna be real here. The game takes like 30 minutes out of your day to adequately catch up and do stuff. Either the game is worth it or it's not. If you have a life where you can't cut out half an hour then you need to honestly change it or you're going to die. I'm not saying I "deserve" to win. First of all I made that pm slip and also got lucky with my purchases and night actions. I also sent Derosis like four to five pms when the game started about my role. Yes the role pms weren't well explained. But it's the fault of the player if they choose not to clarify what the moderator was getting at in the pm. Second, the game's nature itself was very random and therefore no one can really earn a win. Even if this was a more traditional form of mafia, it would have still ended up disappointing some people. I would argue that forum mafia on this site is a lot more lax. But you have to understand that in serious games on mafiascum or smashboards they go 3-5 posts a day on average with good posting activity and when pressuring sometimes posts can go 10-15 a day and take out 3-5 hours a day before it ends up in just resulting in your lynch. That's a real pain tbh. Again not trying to be patronizing, it's just that I don't see how this game could eat that much time. It's not supposed to be rocket science and even this format is uber casual. Putting time in or not wouldn't really change anything as a lot of people lurked and were apathetic about what was going on. Effort doesn't always equate to a win and in the end my chances of winning were only around 46% with the bullet. If Holypie bought the accuracy parts (which I couldn't afford) and shot me then he had around a 50-60% of winning.

[Derosis]

You see, if I gave you every inch of info on your roles it would lead you to abuse/never use them at all. So I made hidden reasons. Except for Yoyoyow/e the pineapple. I didn't realize his was the unkillable after the captain and all of you were like. W/E. So i had to nerf him a slight bit. Sides. Holy pie ran an imidaite kill on a 6 die. 1-6 depends on how long you die. Swerve got a 3. So in 2 days you killed 3 people. Which saved you and killed Holypie. Which was about the biggest crock of luck I've ever seen.

[Derosis]

ALL OF THE ROLES

Corn - Corn, You are a mafiso. You are cowardly and unnatractive, yet this gives you perks in the mafia world. Your manly skunk has left notices of fear around the city of Southperry, through sneaky dealings and half back tricks you can purchase twice a night! You are apart of the Mafia. You win if all of the townies are killed or god pwnd. Your total bank is $15,000. As a hint, you may purchase twice a night, yet your funds are more limited.

Solarboy - Solarboy, You are a "neutral" doctor, yet you are also a friend of Kurtle, "The Detective". You may discuss your findings with Kurtle when I have appointed an IRC for your conversations with him and you are citys protector and feline doctor! You may Cure or Revive a maximum of 3 times! Grevious wounds and sicknesses or odd events may be reversed with a cure! And death may be fixed with Revive! You can only revive a person once, if he dies again you can't revive him again! Sorry! You win if everyone, but you are dead!

<Fix this later you dumbass> - You're the Hoss, the big gun. You are big and mean but you are also blind! You use a walking stick to see and with it you smash the s--t out people with it too. You are a seer and give readings to the people each night. You may or may not have to write these yourself. If you wish you pm me nightly your nightly visage. If not I'm going to do one for you! You win if everyone but you are dead!

Kurtle - Detective Kurtle! You and your best feline friend Solarboy are here to stop the mafians! You may only discuss your findings him as you together are bringing down the mafian overlords! Although you may be together, some may have their suspicions about you! Be careful when you investigate as you may actually lose something of yours as well! So be careful! Your bank is $20,000 and my only purchase [1] item a night. You win if everyone but you are dead!

FenixR -You're a regular neutral. You have no special abilities. You do have more bank than the rest of the other players. You have a total of $35,000 and may only give a maxiumum of $10,000 and may only purchase [1] item a night. You're also a drunk, so you must speak in gobboldy gook! You may have letters that percieve the words given! Only the doctor can help cure you of your drunkeness! You win if everyone but you are dead!

Alloy- You are a mafian snipe, and a good one at that! Every night you can look at one persons money count you wish and shoot their wallet off! Nocking off 5% of their money! And taking it back to be yours! Your funds are $20,000! You win if everyone but you are dead!
Holypie - Master Pie, you are the baker and the chef of pure evil! You can poison the food during the day if you wish! Poisoning one random person, which includes you! Though the poison does cost 10% of your funds daily! You may see this useful! You have $15,000. You win if everyone but you are dead! <Role to not be disclosed till end game: You also know the identity of the Host and your best pal Pancaea! You may have an IRC chat with him as long as I make the IRC channle itself!>

Shidoshi - The bard and the musician! Everything you do has a rythem to it and makes everyone enjoy being around you! Though you can only speak in song-like form! You can set to sleep one user a night so they may or may not (At a 40% RNG chance) that person will not act that night! You have $20,000. You win if everyone but you are dead!

TheThunderBandit - Master superstar and badass exicutioner! You are the mafian exicutioner and you are responible for all the deaths! Hell without you the mafia would have to get their hands dirty! For all your work you have extra moolah rollin' around! But if you die your money is equally distributed amongst the living survivors! You have $24,500! You win if everyone but you are dead!


Pancaea - You are the host of this show, I am god but you are the host! You hold the special ceremony amongst the SS. Yoshimaru! You have little to no bank left, but you control who goes where on this boat! And without your final word nothing may happen! You are a Mafian! You have $8,000. You win if everyone but you are dead! <Role to not be disclosed till end game: You also know the identity of the Chef! And your best pal Holy Pie! You may have an IRC chat with him as long as I make the IRC channel itself!>

Sardines - You are M.M. Or Master Mind. You are known by many aliases! Some as the Mink or even the Swiss King. You control the Mafina lords and you have the final say on everything. Although you have no money, you can deny or allow a night action. You can not have a say in the night action, as in picking whom you wish to kill that night! That is up to you alone to decide. You can only allow them to kill or not. Alas! If you are cured by the doctor, you will be unable to allow deaths or not. YOU MAY NOT SHARE THIS WITH THE MAFIANS. This is a hidden role to everyone but us. You have no money though, a big fat $0 sits in your bank. If you are cured you are neutral/mafian. <As due to word pads annoying system, you can discuss anything but murder to your fellow mafians> You win if everyone but you are dead!



y0y0y0y0shi0 - You are the Yoshimaru! The ship that holds everyone on board. If you die who knows what my happen! You may speak, but you have a sort of omnipotant function. You cannot die unless they decide to jump ship! You will drift into the sea all lonely. You speak in riddles and tounges! And must always give a hint about whom you are! You have no money because you are a boat! Boats don't need money silly! You win if everyone but you are dead! But if you're left a drift you lose anyway! And this will count as your death! And you may not be revived!


ChaoticCJ - You are the captain of the Yoshimaru! You decide what happens on this boat and this hot steaming boat has some pretty gnarly errors on it! You have to get everyone off the boat in time! You are a netral character! You have been a spy in the Mafia for a long time! You will die as a mafian as well because no one but you and I know your true identity! You are a master of machines so you can control the boat or destroy it at whim. Affecting the boats position at night is a very interesting feature that may affect the next day! You win if you get all persons off the Yoshimaru and You win if everyone but you are dead! <Both must be accomplished to win!> You have a total of $20,000 and have the option to buy C4 for $5,500!

Note to self: Holypie: roll 1-6 on die, depends on effectiveness of poisoin. Sardines<<<Mostly in case you forget. , Chaotic and Yoshi, Thunderbandit money distribution, Kurtle and Solargirl,

PS: note to self was on a sticky note on my desktop.

[Sardines]

You see, if I gave you every inch of info on your roles it would lead you to abuse/never use them at all. So I made hidden reasons. Except for Yoyoyow/e the pineapple. I didn't realize his was the unkillable after the captain and all of you were like. W/E. So i had to nerf him a slight bit. Sides. Holy pie ran an imidaite kill on a 6 die. 1-6 depends on how long you die. Swerve got a 3. So in 2 days you killed 3 people. Which saved you and killed Holypie. Which was about the biggest crock of luck I've ever seen.

[Sardines]

You can't make everyone an indie lol That's not mafia. :3

Also last gif for the thread because I found it hilarious.

[Corn]

Holy crap Sardine's role is so OP.

Good thing he didn't abuse the IRC aspect of it though.

[Derosis]

Holy crap Sardine's role is so OP.

Good thing he didn't abuse the IRC aspect of it though.

Not to mention Swerve was your leader... Technically

[Shidoshi]

You can't make everyone an indie lol That's not mafia. :3

My point exactly, the day I died I had a talk with Derosis and he kind of explained the mechanics of the game. Having almost everyone having the win con of being the last one alive defeats the purpose of mafia...

[Derosis]

I applaud Swerve for sticking it out until the end though.

My point exactly, the day I died I had a talk with Derosis and he kind of explained the mechanics of the game. Having almost everyone having the win con of being the last one alive defeats the purpose of mafia...

It was something I wanted to try. There were Neutrals as well. Yet everyone was mafia. It was something I wanted to try that was different.

[Holypie]

Gonna be real here. The game takes like 30 minutes out of your day to adequately catch up and do stuff. Either the game is worth it or it's not. If you have a life where you can't cut out half an hour then you need to honestly change it or you're going to die. I'm not saying I "deserve" to win. First of all I made that pm slip and also got lucky with my purchases and night actions. I also sent Derosis like four to five pms when the game started about my role. Yes the role pms weren't well explained. But it's the fault of the player if they choose not to clarify what the moderator was getting at in the pm. Second, the game's nature itself was very random and therefore no one can really earn a win. Even if this was a more traditional form of mafia, it would have still ended up disappointing some people. I would argue that forum mafia on this site is a lot more lax. But you have to understand that in serious games on mafiascum or smashboards they go 3-5 posts a day on average with good posting activity and when pressuring sometimes posts can go 10-15 a day and take out 3-5 hours a day before it ends up in just resulting in your lynch. That's a real pain tbh. Again not trying to be patronizing, it's just that I don't see how this game could eat that much time. It's not supposed to be rocket science and even this format is uber casual. Putting time in or not wouldn't really change anything as a lot of people lurked and were apathetic about what was going on. Effort doesn't always equate to a win and in the end my chances of winning were only around 46% with the bullet. If Holypie bought the accuracy parts (which I couldn't afford) and shot me then he had around a 50-60% of winning.

Not so much that I didn't because I was too lazy but because I couldn't. I was pretty much at school with no internet for 12 or 13 hours, making it kind of hard to play mafia. Anyway I'm not complaining about you winning, I'm just saying how it might have been different if I was actually here for the day.

[Shidoshi]

Not so much that I didn't because I was too lazy but because I couldn't. I was pretty much at school with no internet for 12 or 13 hours, making it kind of hard to play mafia. Anyway I'm not complaining about you winning, I'm just saying how it might have been different if I was actually here for the day.

I was very busy too with exams and stuff, not to mention being on a different timezone which also hinders my ability to play. Yet I was still one of the most active players (even with that limitation on how to talk).

[Holypie]

"at school with no internet for 12 or 13 hours"

I was physically unable to play mafia, regardless of whether I wanted to or not. Even if I was absolutely desperate to play mafia I would have been unable to play.

Anyway no point in discussing further, it's just beating a dead horse.