How was your day?

[Raph589]

But drinking isn't always like that.

Hence why I specified "getting drunk" and not just drinking. I, myself, drink from time to time but the handful of times that I got drunk, I regreted it.

[Sardines]

Hence why I specified "getting drunk" and not just drinking. I, myself, drink from time to time but the handful of times that I got drunk, I regreted it.

True story. I've never gotten drunk before. When I drink something with high proof I just get incredibly sleepy and end up retiring to the Bat Cave.

[Baklava]

I'm not an idiot, I'm not a dumbass. Stop talking about me in that regard to all your little friends behind my back as if I can't hear your loud voice when I'm just one room over.
When you're around other people you want to impress, you say that you know people who can help me with what I want to do. All other times, you treat me like I have no ambition, no goals, and nothing to live for.

You use me as a scapegoat to make yourself look like a better person and you expect me to take it as a joke.


I don't care what your friends think and I'm not taking any more of your pomegranate.

[Tay]

Work from 5AM-2:30PM, spent all day fixing peoples dumb mistakes. On the upside pretty sure my custom floral sales were awesome, downside I made zero production because of this recent fiasco. Afterwards spent some time with Andy, ate and talked. Gotta stop thinking about him leaving.

[DeanNim]

my f/p's damage increased by 1.5x while my evans damage almost tripled. i love union. but i will be playing in another world for now since i have no friends on bootes.

[Kurtle]

Filling this void with bread. Bread and ice cream.

[Felicitates]

Came back to the virtual world after about 2.5 years yesterday.
Realized that so many things have changed it's overwhelming.
Decided to pay a visit to some old friends, and see if they were still my friends.

[WillDaSnail]

Summer's flying by way too fast.

[Tay]

Meningitis vaccination weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Kurtle]

Filling this void with bread. Bread and ice cream.

about the same today

[madanthony]

I need to quit this job before I lose the capacity to distinguish between what I hate about it and everything I love about life.

[FrozNlite]

Tomorrow's my last day, both at InStyle and in Manhattan. Unbelievably sad and it's not fully hitting me just yet. Gah so much happening these next few days.

[Sardines]

Niacin does not flush, it burns you.

[Punch]

Took me a long time to figure and setup VirtualBox on my Mac, found a legit CD of Windows XP SP3, then took approx. 5 hours for MapleStory to finish, and when I finally click PLAY, it says it won't run under a virtual machine. THEN WHY DID YOU LEMME DOWNLOAD YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Holy pineappleing pomegranate. Hopefully I can find a way to fix this. Or maybe running it through Steam will work.

[Sarah]

My night... was the best pineappleing night.

Okay so I mentioned this on IRC the other night but I was plotting a hilarious night of uncomfortableness for a friend coming to town. There are a lot of people involved in this story so pay attention.

Alright, so my friend who is a male that we'll call Jeff was coming to town with his band to play a set in a tour. Jeff and I were friends in high school, we had a good friendship though I was never attracted to him. He had a lot of struggles with... containing his hormones, however, and would often tell me how horny he was. My friend, Jane, ended up dating him and taking his virginity. And a few years later, we found out that Jeff had also received a blowjob from the gayest gay of all the gays in school, which was a hilarious revelation. Jane and the Gay ran into each other a while ago and got drunk and sent him a picture of the two of them with a hilarious caption indicating they had been talking about him.

So, when I found out he was coming to town, being a terrible peach, I felt like it would be fun to make him as uncomfortable as possible by inviting both Jane and the Gay to come see him with me. We were just going to sit there staring at him all night. It would be fun to make him uncomfortable.

Didn't actually work out that way, though. Things went... so much better than I could've ever expected.

Jane and I arrived early and when we got there I went up and hugged Jeff. He had no idea who I was, which was extremely awkward. But I got to witness the interaction between him and Jane... the first direct one since their break-up. That was hilarious for me. Unfortunately, the Gay had not arrived and things were not going the way I wanted. We couldn't just pineapple with his head at this point and he started ducking outside a lot to avoid us.

Luckily, the Gay accidentally brought along a whole new twist. See, he brought with him a friend who we'll call Kim. Kim and Jane are currently pineappleing the same guy, though neither the Gay or I knew this. Kim and Jane don't get along at all, and there was this horribly uncomfortable hostility between them for a while. Which then exploded when the guy they're both pineappleing showed up without realizing that Jane would be there. It was too late for him to run so he basically hid within himself; neither girl claimed ownership of him, both were so focused on hating each other. And then Jeff returned and saw the Gay next to Jane leaning in and whispering something while looking in his direction. You could basically see his heart sink and his face essentially read "pineapple MY LIFE." Everyone was so uncomfortable and I was in hysterics.

But it got better, because the band ended up just being pineappleing awful. It broke the awkward silence as we all struggled to act like we were laughing at something else. Which then was provided to us, as a large group of young girls wandered by the place and started slamming against the window and pawing at it for no reason. There was lots of things being said but the two that stuck with me were "IS THERE A ZOMBIE WALK?!" and "THAT GIRL JUST LICKED A WHOLE LOT OF WINDOW!" which she did. And I was literally on the floor, dying. I was laughing so hard that I was crying and couldn't breath. I have never actually "roflmao"'d but tonight, I did.

There were a few more exchanges but nothing worth mentioning.

Still, God out-schemed me good.

[Five Second Pose]

I think a week of Sarah would be more interesting than 19 years of me.

[Sarah]

I think a week of Sarah would be more interesting than 19 years of me.

Anyone can witness a girl lick a window. That was entirely right place, right time.

[Five Second Pose]

Anyone can witness a girl lick a window. That was entirely right place, right time.

I wasn't talking about the proximity of female tongue to pane of glass.

[OmegazeroGA]

Mr Science Teacher and your assistant...You are the only two people who I've hated more than my middle school teachers, who left students "in the ocean" who eventually failed the grade.
Just because we didn't stop talking for 2mins doesn't mean you have to hold ALL OF US BACK FOR TWENTY FREAKING MINS. SERIOUSLY? TWENTY.
And when that one person had to go because she would miss a club meeting, and she's freaking President!
Also, your graduates, they are just...wow.
A few came by while we sat with disgusted looks on our faces, and some of them made sneer remarks or gestures like shaking their head, and giving us some stupid advice we likely won't need. They said...
"We didn't have to go through this because we behaved like good students. You all better get your act together."
And then you go and agreeing with them! Then what's with this talk about how we're overall the most "promising" house? How we're the most behaved house you ever had? How we're the most spunkiest year? All god-damn lies. Just tell us straight, do you hate us? Do you hate being here? Do you WANT to leave this school with your stupid assistant? Would you LOVE TO GO AND SLICE OUR NECKS OPEN WITH YOUR SCALPEL, BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW PROPER ENGLISH?
...Two. Mins.
/terriblegrammarandstory.

[Razmos]

I hate my dental hygienist.

She tells me off, makes me bleed and then takes my money.

I bet she has a second job as a dominatrix.