The LoL Rage Thread

[Raul]

Now there is. Happy?

That was already mfw that post, so yes.

[Nalek]

pineapple this game honestly. Stuck with jungle all games today. Get counter jungled to pineappleing pomegranate every game and caped at buffs despite wards. Team never comes to help despite pings. Shut down every game. Lose because I give up 4 kills withing the first 10 mins, and can't gank for pomegranate because I'm so far behind.

[Judgment]

http://i49.tinypic.com/28bekcl.jpg

This is great.

Our Ezreal (a Pulsefire one to add) went on all game about how I supposedly didn't "HEAL" him, even though I did. Typically order of actions was this: Our Ezreal gets attacked, I heal him, he still gets attacked and dies, said Ez says that I didn't heal him. Sadly I think that the WW and Sion also believed our Ez that I "didn't do anything", and was crying in all to get me reported. And in before this game ends up in the Tribunal and the noobs that insta-punish after the timer get me banned as a result.

We won only because we made better plays later on, and that their Fizz disconnected, which lead to the enemy team surrendering. I'm highly suspecting that getting Pulsefire Ezreal also infects your drinking water with uranium, with our Ezreal being the said result after drinking that uranium-laded water.

[Phoenix Wright]

I have some people on my friends list I've been playing on and off with for about a year or so.

Since then, they got a LOT better (1800s, 1900s). I only got a little bit better, and when they invite me to play with them I feel like the worst LoL player ever. At least they don't ridicule me for it.

[Five Second Pose]

Intentional feeding because Morg didn't get second blue and didn't successfully get her KS bot in a game I was otherwise dominating as Graves. Really boils my blood when an inferior team wins because of a troll on the superior team. Inflates their elo and they end up in games they don't belong in and ruin the game for the other four they end up playing with. :|

[Corn]

I ended up having to go SUPPORT KENNEN because I'm a wuss and let the 5th pick mute Lux go mid in a ranked.

Still won.

[Judgment]

When you have a tank that won't initiate at all, you're in for a bad time. Happened to me when a Malphite wouldn't initiate at all, thereby needing someone else to do that, which ends up them getting gibbed.

Makes you wonder what they were thinking choosing a tank in the first place and not performing the role.

Also, I had a fail game where I failed a gank and gave blue to a Volibear top, which snowballed him and thus screwing the entire game over because of that one mistake...

[Five Second Pose]

PBE probably has the biggest group of babies I've ever seen in my time playing LoL. I wish you had to play PBE with your NA account so that you'd get banned on both servers. No one takes PBE seriously, can't play a game without someone trolling or ragequitting.

[Judgment]

PBE probably has the biggest group of babies I've ever seen in my time playing LoL. I wish you had to play PBE with your NA account so that you'd get banned on both servers. No one takes PBE seriously, can't play a game without someone trolling or ragequitting.

The leavers part is the most infuriating part, as people know that they can get away with that since it's a seperate account.

If they made PBE accounts linked to your actual live account as you said (i.e. what WoW does with it's Public Test Realm), then perhaps the amount of idiocy and trolling would go down significantly. Why Riot doesn't do that, IDK.

[WillDaSnail]

Losing streak - 4 and counting. Le sigh

[Raph589]

Losing streak - 4 and counting. Le sigh

This. And in 3 of those games, the one who fed said he was high.
Please stoners, stop playing LoL.

[Kaasoljoyyx]

Playing support leona

Corki: Leona you have to initate more
Me: I just had to use my ult to save myself to get back to base
Corki: Use your E + Q to initiate
Me: We're outnumbered and outdamaged, why the pineapple would I go in just to get bursted in 2 seconds
Corki: Why are you not building tanky items
Me: I have been but we've been so behind that i've had to buy every single pineappleing ward so people don't get caught out of position AND THEY STILL DO EVEN AFTER THEY GET PINGED. So i'm really far behind in my build
Corki: Bad leona, most passive leona i've ever seen, noob
Me: Lets see. In lane we're against alistar and graves. I try to initiate, alistar will disrupt my combo easily and i'll just end up dying when he headbutts me back. Same reason I can't initiate with E + Q cause alistar will just disrupt it. Alos because no one pineappleing goes in or they're all dead when we try to initiate and it's 2v5.

Some people...

[Phoenix Wright]

Oh man.

Some guy who added me from an ARAM one day invited me to a game with him and his friend. In champion select I declared I was going GP top. No one objected. He picked Skarner and his friend picked Jayce. Game starts and we attempt to invade and steal their red. We fail, but both teams get 2 kills and Skarner nabs first blood. I get enough gold off of the two assists to purchase a Doran's Blade along with my boots and pots. Things look good.

After recalling I run top and Jayce comes with me, telling me that I have to go bottom because "Darius will wreck me". I refuse, because I didn't pick a GP to Parrrley farm in a split farm lane. Jayce is abysmal at last hitting and has a whopping 1 CS by 10 minutes. I have 72. We get ganked, he dies, I kill both Noc and Darius. He blames me for his death and after this he turns into a bitter twat - spamming spells to try to steal farm. When we get ganked again and I decide to fight, he leaves me to die - but I get out with a double kill before succumbing to Hemorrage stacks + Ignite.

Skarner and I both end up getting REALLY fed - he off of bot and mid lane, I off of creeps and Darius/Noc. Despite being in a split farm lane I have the most CS on the team. Skarner's joined his awful Jayce friend in peaching at me to go bot, and then it turns into a massive blame game every time something goes wrong despite the fact that I'm carrying us through every teamfight I'm involved in. Skarner eventually gets so mad that he uses Impale to drag someone away from me to safety and deny me a penta kill.

I am never playing with these people again.

[Raph589]

Players who afk during champion selection and get assigned a random champion.

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[Loose]

I've playing this game for about a week now. Things that make my blood boil:

- Master Yi
- Jax
- The elf wizard that drains blood and turns into a puddle
- Akali
- Being slowed
- Jayce
- Ahri
- Xin Shao
- The chipmunk
- The roman warrior that looks like Taskmaster
- When the big hair midget that puts turrets is running away from me, I can imagine him saying "Haters gonna hate"

[Corn]

Which chipmunk?

[Five Second Pose]

I've playing this game for about a week now. Things that make my blood boil:

- Master Yi
- Jax
- The elf wizard that drains blood and turns into a puddle
- Akali
- Being slowed
- Jayce
- Ahri
- Xin Shao
- The chipmunk
- The roman warrior that looks like Taskmaster
- When the big hair midget that puts turrets is running away from me, I can imagine him saying "Haters gonna hate"

He is not an elf, he is Vladimir, the Crimson Reaper.

[Loose]

Which chipmunk?

The one you used that poisons people and becomes invisible.

[KajitiSouls]

The one you used that poisons people and becomes invisible.

TEEEEMMMMOOOOOOO!!!

[Dredragon]

He's a badger!
Also, TEEMO ALL MY HATE
IF I HEAR THAT BLOW DART ONE MORE TIME