[Notice] Introducing Lavendula

[Eos]

http://maplestory.nexon.net/WZ.ASPX?...ontentNo=005kr

[MetaSeraphim]

What a stupid name.

[2147483647]

So Nexon decides to write this story without mentioning who the person actually is and what world she monitors.

[Eos]

What a stupid name.

They all have stupid names.
Nexon gave them all a choice of a pile of names they pulled out of the ass of an ostrich.

[MetaSeraphim]

Nexon gave them all a choice of a pile of names they pulled out of the ass of an ostrich.

I can't wait to see more of these ostrich ass names.

[K!yO]

This might be the most important thing nexon has ever posted

[Fiel]

Here I was like, "Krakia?" Then I was disappointed.

[Sarah]

INTRODUCING LAVENDULA: NOW WITH 100% MORE PUBLIC HUMILIATION

As if being in the MWLB hidden wasn't humiliating enough.

[Hazzy]

Here I was like, "Krakia?" Then I was disappointed.

Same here. Scamming meenie weenies.

[Katie]

I thought it said Uvula for a minute...

[Eos]

Here I was like, "Krakia?" Then I was disappointed.

How did you connect this mentally to Krakia?

The timing is all wrong for that sort of announcement.

I thought it said Uvula for a minute...

You figured it out!
Her real backstory is that her name is a portmanteau of Uvula and Lavender because she's the MWLB that choked on a grape and demanded they ban you from saying g**** on public channels.

[y0y0y0y0shi0]

Here I was like, "Krakia?" Then I was disappointed.

.

This story sucks.

[Katie]

How did you connect this mentally to Krakia?

The timing is all wrong for that sort of announcement.



You figured it out!
Her real backstory is that her name is a portmanteau of Uvula and Lavender because she's the MWLB that choked on a grape and demanded they ban you from saying g**** on public channels.

Sh*t I knew it!!!

[Hazzy]

How did you connect this mentally to Krakia?

Isn't there a big green vine in the data with a Krakia label/hint?

[MetaSeraphim]

You figured it out!
Her real backstory is that her name is a portmanteau of Uvula and Lavender because she's the MWLB that choked on a grape and demanded they ban you from saying g**** on public channels.

That story is way better than the s'hit story Nexon came up with for whatsherface.

[Eos]

That story is way better than the s'hit story Nexon came up with for whatsherface.

I believe they had to submit their own backstory, actually, that Nexon then approved/rejected.

[Smooth Criminal]

Isn't there a big green vine in the data with a Krakia label/hint?

But this isn't that vine; it's an ordinary one out of Ellinia- nothing new or special here.

Nexon has created some seriously lulsy names as if the mouthful of the ridiculous "MapleWatch Leaf Brigade" name wasn't already enough.

When I heard "member profile", I didn't think it would actually translate that Nexon intends for them to write wonky bad fanfiction backstories about themselves . Still: far better crafted than the horrific Olivia story.

[Hazzy]

But this isn't that vine; it's an ordinary one out of Ellinia- nothing new or special here.

Green Vine = Vine that's green.
Optimism doesn't care about those minor details.

[finalbragade]

Very creative name...
http://www.michaelsilveus.com/Herbs/Lavendula.html

[holyforest]

What do you bet that they named all the other girls like flowers/herbs. I mean jeez, Lavendula = Lavender + Calendula? What's next, Violeta? Petunia?