The LoL Rage Thread

[inSAMMIty]

pineappleing ISP always pineappleing with my pineappleing internet when im in the pineappleing middle of a pineappleing match pineapple.

Does your ping just randomly spike over 1k ? That happens to me sometimes...

[FenixR]

Does your ping just randomly spike over 1k ? That happens to me sometimes...

That was last patch, this one my ping went to the 340-500 but pomegranate froze and tried to reconnect a lot.

[Five Second Pose]

"I'm going to play Kha'Zix top against Singed, roam and let him free farm, then complain my team fed when I chase Singed"

This is the work of the braindead. He picked Kha'Zix, Singed was picked into him, ok, fine. That doesn't mean "roam and let him free farm". Usually mistakes at my elo are overextending, mechanical mistakes, or not warding. This is simply not understanding a single point about how Singed works.

[FenixR]

This one last game i met a pineappleing bastard that has his priority made a butt, stupid bastard was apparently too busy happily killing a minion wave near the enemy tower to pineappleing bother and help cassio from our team that was getting raped by riven on top of the enemy altar, i mean seriously? Was that stupid minion wave more valuable than winning the pineappleing game? Like if it wasn't difficult enough match with a Darius(pineappleing OP damage), Ryze (Bastard had like 3 Roas and the AA Upgrade to give him even MORE pineappleING HEALTH, seriously everyone from their team was dead and ryze would still have like more than half his health) and Riven (Wasn't too difficult thank god, i think she was just as dumb as our xin).

Best part is that in the part of the game where everyone should pineappleing group up and pomegranate, stupid bastard was still too pineappleing busy killing waves and jungle mobs, like he was expecting we two where enough to kill those 3 or that those 3 would never try to invade us... God pineappleing Dammit Xin, learn to pineappleing play without a pineappleing tunnel vision for stupid pomegranate pineapple.

(Yeah my post are usually full of pomegranate, but its either this or actually spilling that pomegranate in game, i take the less harmful option)

Edit: Oh yeah, thankfully we won that game (Although ryze made it hard to have a succesful Teamfight), We just kinda lucked out with killing Riven (More like exploding her before she could do much), then Darius (Im grateful he didn't build super mega tanky DPS like most bastards that play darius) and then Ryze (To be fair, i tried to target ryze first, but it was a frigging hard thing to do between his 2 ROAS, his fully upgraded AA and 2.5 sec Stasis from Wooglet), its a miracle i survived that fight with barely 20 or so hp, but it was enough to let me push top with Cassio (Xin was a useful meat shield).

P.S: Health OP, bought a Overlord Mail as the last item (With a Frozen and Black Cleaver) to have 3.8k hp to survive ryze stupidly absurb Burst+Sustained (Equally bullpomegranateing as Annies Burst).

[Pikachu]

Win lane lose game.

Spoiler

Screw these games where top lane feeds so hard they end up coming back because of it. Also lag. pineappleing lag.

[Corn]

So...I have an AP Trynd and a support Leblanc in my ranked game.

I knew I should've dodged.

[Raul]

So...I have an AP Trynd and a support Leblanc in my ranked game.

I knew I should've dodged.

Sounds a bit like OGN winter.

[Dredragon]

Win lane lose game.

Spoiler

Screw these games where top lane feeds so hard they end up coming back because of it. Also lag. pineappleing lag.

A poppy? o - o
Frozen Fist and Tri force... okayden.

[Penngguin]

Win lane lose game.

-snip-

Screw these games where top lane feeds so hard they end up coming back because of it. Also lag. pineappleing lag.

Spoiler

I know that feel.
Singed was just a monster and Akali had freaking Warmogs.
Got zoned so bad every team fight. I'm starting to think I should go Warmogs over GA now.

sidenote: I spent way too much time cleaning up other lanes' team fights instead of farming. :/

[FenixR]

Oh my pineappleing pomegranate! why the flying pomegranate is HP stacking bullpomegranate not nerfed the pineapple yet? I pineappleing knew the moment i saw Olaf and Garen and Amumu in the pineappleing loading screen that the pineappleing match was pineappleing lost. I don't pineappleing get it why riot allows retarded pomegranate like people stacking pineappleing HP all pineappleing day and still do more damage that my pineappleing Team that its building damage... I mean... God pineappleing dammit.

[Imagine]

So...I have an AP Trynd and a support Leblanc in my ranked game.

I knew I should've dodged.

AP Trynd is apparently very strong in solo queue, and support LeBlanc is popular in the Koren server; there's even a name for it.

[FenixR]

OMFG RIOT when the pineapple are you gonna pineapple the pineappleing champs that can only build 6 items of pure HP and still do more damage than your whole pineappleing team combined? How the pineapple is the game any fair now when you can build like 5k of HP with Garen and kill everyone without a pineappleing sweat? I don't get how come this retarded pomegranate is still allowed, its just frigging pineappleing ridiculous

[Olsi]

5 deaths in 4minutes on my team, then mid laner rage quits, nice

[FenixR]

Like 5° or 6° game i lose because of pomegranatety HP stacking, its like if you don't use a tanky champ you will never win a game... pineapple this pineappleing pomegranate.

Edit: Thats it, i give up, someone give me a call when this pomegranatety game isn't the League of HP stacking anymore. Most Retarded pineappleing pomegranate Ever.

[Dredragon]

Just join in and buy mogs too lul. Or kill them early so they can't buy it/zone them. Idk what lane you're plying but ya. Also botrk? Idk. Next patch it's gonna be pretty good.

[Imagine]

DONT WALK RIGHT INTO THEIR ENTIRE pineappleING TEAM WHEN THEY'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR pineappleING FACE TEAM ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE ALONE
OH THE SUPPORT IS CARRYING AND YELLING OUT GOOD ADVICE
MIGHT AS WELL IGNORE HIM BECAUSE HE SUCKS

[FenixR]

pomegranatety ISP, pomegranatety Teammates, pomegranatety Family. I need my own pineappleing internet

Edit: People really need to post more in this pomegranatety thread or one of these days im gonna end up piling like 500 edits on this pomegranate.

Edit2: Whats better than being Hard CC'ed? Being pineappleing Hard CC'ed 4 pineappleing Times in a pineappleing Roll, pineappleing Fiddle Fear + pineappleing Fiddle Silence + pineappleing FiddleRiven Stun + pineappleing Sion Stun... GOD pineappleING DAMMIT STOP WITH THAT pineappleING pomegranate OF pineappleING pineapple pineapple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pineapple!

[Jamesie]

I'm honestly fed up with whatever the pineapple Twisted Treeline's matchmaking is supposed to be. Every time I want to play a game, it seems like I must be with the players who've played TT like twice and against the players who only play TT.

Like seriously. Is that matchmaking? pineapple no.

[Five Second Pose]

pineapple this pomegranate, can't win ARAMs AT ALL anymore

[inSAMMIty]

klsadjfl;kajsdfl HEALTH+CRITS BUILDING GARENS............SDKFJLSKDJFLSDF DRAVENS AND HIS STUPID Q DAMAGE............SDKFJSKDFJ