The LoL Rage Thread

[koplje]

3 ranked games, all lost.
One game I was Janna with a Vayne, the Vayne gets the most retarded build ever (ninja tabi + long sword + vamp scepter wtp how do those build into each other) and 1v5ed the enemy malz and ww (double supressions were a pain in the ass too)
Second game I go jungle lee and pretty much do awful because udyr counterjungled me to hell and back.
Third game I decided to go udyr and tried to carry a 1/7 blitzcrank who said he had a "100% win ratio", oh and the entire enemy team was tanky dps metagame.

[WillDaSnail]

Ranked sure brings a lot of negative attitudes out...got blamed for "not warding", was accused of having "0 wards" (had too many to count), bad support, etc.

Bi'tch please, I volunteered myself to play support, but I do whatever I can for the team. Now if you were in my position, how would you feel? Please stf'u

Reality: Warded when I could, tried to do whatever I could, initiated when the opposing creep wave wasn't so big. Though the Ashe partner i had didn't play so well. =\

[Judgment]

Evelynn goes solo top and feeds their Tryndamere 4 kills. Yay.

[Duelman]

Ranked sure brings a lot of negative attitudes out...got blamed for "not warding", was accused of having "0 wards" (had too many to count), bad support, etc.

Bi'tch please, I volunteered myself to play support, but I do whatever I can for the team. Now if you were in my position, how would you feel? Please stf'u

Reality: Warded when I could, tried to do whatever I could, initiated when the opposing creep wave wasn't so big. Though the Ashe partner i had didn't play so well. =\

Oh dude you should see me support in ranked LOL! I am a huge douche to people like that and they usually correct their ways pretty quickly when I start ignoring their needs.

[SolicShooter]

3 ranked games, all lost.
One game I was Janna with a Vayne, the Vayne gets the most retarded build ever (ninja tabi + long sword + vamp scepter wtp how do those build into each other) and 1v5ed the enemy malz and ww (double supressions were a pain in the ass too)
Second game I go jungle lee and pretty much do awful because udyr counterjungled me to hell and back.
Third game I decided to go udyr and tried to carry a 1/7 blitzcrank who said he had a "100% win ratio", oh and the entire enemy team was tanky dps metagame.

I agree that that build isn't that great on Vayne, but I occasionally go like that on Ezreal/Urgot/Corki because they don't scale on AS as well as every other AD carry, because they incorporate their skills a lot in their damage. The extra armour helps a lot in the laning phase, especially when they have someone that reduces your armour flat like Taric. The long sword and vamp scepter build into a wriggles lantern, a great item to sustain yourself when you've a Janna support. Don't be so quick to judge just because you see something differnt. Double suppression should also be easy for you when you've 2 interrupts that take no skill at all to hit a non-moving target.

[Olsi]

Wasted my whole pineappleing time at home 3 pineappleing hours, AND LOST EVERY GAME cause of my retarded friend who loves to feed and jungle badly, pineapple him for wasting all my pineappleing time, what a piece of pomegranate. How are we, a full god damn so stupid to get owned every single game!? Oh, whats that friend? You don't like ashe so instead you are gonna go both with me as alistar with pantheon? GOOD pineappleING IDEA YOU IDIOT.

[Corn]

Wasted my whole pineappleing time at home 3 pineappleing hours, AND LOST EVERY GAME cause of my retarded friend who loves to feed and jungle badly, pineapple him for wasting all my pineappleing time, what a piece of pomegranate. How are we, a full god damn so stupid to get owned every single game!? Oh, whats that friend? You don't like ashe so instead you are gonna go both with me as alistar with pantheon? GOOD pineappleING IDEA YOU IDIOT.

If you're playing with a friend that bad at League of Legends with the mindset that you're going to try to win a game, you're doing it wrong, idiot.

Stop being so tryhard and ragey. He's your FRIEND, right? Friends are supposed to have FUN together.

Don't give me the bs that "I have fun when I win" because you're just kidding yourself.

The times when I queued with all of those level 1-20s Southperryans I hardly expected to win. I just wanted to relax, have fun, mess with some builds, play the certain character I'm lusting for at the moment (usually Kat, since I usually can't play her at my elo), and hope they learn something. I'm pretty sure Kaj and Will had this mindset when I was a little newblet.

I remember one time I played with a couple of low-leveled Southperryans we lost like 4 games. Roughly 2-3 hours. I didn't give a crap we lost. I had fun, dammit. There'a also all of those times where I did like 5 man ad carries and Ultimate Braveries. I did not consider this a waste of time. I mean, it's hilarious if we manage to win (cough cough you know who you are, 15 gold Southperryan, cough cough), and there's also the time where I managed to carry Fiel (who was perplexed as to why an Ashe was tankier than him) but that's rare.

Chillax.

If I was your friend and heard this rant, I'd probably break up the friendship asap.

PS Pantheon + Alistar bot does not sound that bad. I remember all of those glorious times with Heal Teemo Berzerk (before it got buffed), ALWAYS Taric or Ryze Foopah, and various other lanes that were weird. Pantheon's passive is good against the enemy AD carry, plus he has his spearshot for harass, and Alistar has heal for sustain. Plus, you both have godlike tier cc combined.

[Olsi]

If you're playing with a friend that bad at League of Legends with the mindset that you're going to try to win a game, you're doing it wrong, idiot.

Stop being so tryhard and ragey. He's your FRIEND, right? Friends are supposed to have FUN together.

Don't give me the bs that "I have fun when I win" because you're just kidding yourself.

The times when I queued with all of those level 1-20s Southperryans I hardly expected to win. I just wanted to relax, have fun, mess with some builds, play the certain character I'm lusting for at the moment (usually Kat, since I usually can't play her at my elo), and hope they learn something. I'm pretty sure Kaj and Will had this mindset when I was a little newblet.

I remember one time I played with a couple of low-leveled Southperryans we lost like 4 games. Roughly 2-3 hours. I didn't give a crap we lost. I had fun, dammit. There'a also all of those times where I did like 5 man ad carries and Ultimate Braveries. I did not consider this a waste of time. I mean, it's hilarious if we manage to win (cough cough you know who you are, 15 gold Southperryan, cough cough), and there's also the time where I managed to carry Fiel (who was perplexed as to why an Ashe was tankier than him) but that's rare.

Chillax.

If I was your friend and heard this rant, I'd probably break up the friendship asap.

PS Pantheon + Alistar bot does not sound that bad. I remember all of those glorious times with Heal Teemo Berzerk (before it got buffed), ALWAYS Taric or Ryze Foopah, and various other lanes that were weird. Pantheon's passive is good against the enemy AD carry, plus he has his spearshot for harass, and Alistar has heal for sustain. Plus, you both have godlike tier cc combined.

Yea but these people dont suck, they are better than me, and the first game i did have a lot of fun, but after that it just got irritating. Now that i look at it i was being silly, and should have just stopped playing right away, youre right, i should do more things like "5minute afk strat", and all tanks. Thanks Corny, I am a little bit too competitive.
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[Raul]

3 ranked games, all lost.
One game I was Janna with a Vayne, the Vayne gets the most retarded build ever (ninja tabi + long sword + vamp scepter wtp how do those build into each other) and 1v5ed the enemy malz and ww (double supressions were a pain in the ass too)
Second game I go jungle lee and pretty much do awful because udyr counterjungled me to hell and back.
Third game I decided to go udyr and tried to carry a 1/7 blitzcrank who said he had a "100% win ratio", oh and the entire enemy team was tanky dps metagame.

Okay that 1st game sounds exactly like a game I played a few days ago, down to the teams and Vayne being terrible and Janna being decently good and Malz (me) and Warwick basically f'ucking things up pretty well. Except it was a random match.

[Olsi]

9th loss in a row, im done with LoL for a while >.>.

[KajitiSouls]

9th loss in a row, im done with LoL for a while >.>.

The more you lose, the more you lose! Some Rioters describe this phenomenon as "tilt". Generally, you should step away from LoL and take a break if you lose too many games.

Also, I dunno if this is your first PvP game, let alone a team-oriented PvP game, but it's quite a shock to your system and there are some things you're just going to have to accept as the norm. For example, some people may see something that other people may not see at the time, and the former gets pissed at the latter because they thought their mistake was obviously avoidable. This isn't an excuse to purposely troll and feed though.

[Olsi]

The more you lose, the more you lose! Some Rioters describe this phenomenon as "tilt". Generally, you should step away from LoL and take a break if you lose too many games.

Also, I dunno if this is your first PvP game, let alone a team-oriented PvP game, but it's quite a shock to your system and there are some things you're just going to have to accept as the norm. For example, some people may see something that other people may not see at the time, and the former gets pissed at the latter because they thought their mistake was obviously avoidable. This isn't an excuse to purposely troll and feed though.

Like me getting angry my team focused trundle instead of tristana teemo kogma or cait? Also I would never troll my team or feed because it pisses me off when people do it to me

[KajitiSouls]

Like me getting angry my team focused trundle instead of tristana teemo kogma or cait?

I'm not going to pretend I don't get angry when someone on my team does a lot of derping too (it's only human after all), but given what attitude I've seen from you so far (including that death threat, oh boy), I wouldn't be surprised if you were actively typing to say how much they suck without any actual criticism. Diplomacy is an artform, but I really don't think it's hard to not type directly insulting stuff.

Regardless, my statement is more revolving around the fact that you should expect someone to suck or have a bad day. Even pro players can do things right, given the situation at the time, but have everything go horribly wrong. Obviously this depends on what elo you're at.

[Dredragon]

Dw, bro, we'll have a game where we use our best champs. Not sure about you, but I don't mind losing at all, mostly because I like to keep farming in the end to see if we can win later on, even though I know it's a waste of time.

[Olsi]

I'm not going to pretend I don't get angry when someone on my team does a lot of derping too (it's only human after all), but given what attitude I've seen from you so far (including that death threat, oh boy), I wouldn't be surprised if you were actively typing to say how much they suck without any actual criticism. Diplomacy is an artform, but I really don't think it's hard to not type directly insulting stuff.

Regardless, my statement is more revolving around the fact that you should expect someone to suck or have a bad day. Even pro players can do things right, given the situation at the time, but have everything go horribly wrong. Obviously this depends on what elo you're at.

Guess youre right maybe im just having a rough week, and i do tell them not to focus tanks and stuff if i see them do it )=, and i try not to say anything mean but if they are plantains when i say something like that and refuse to acknowledge what i said and keep making the same mistakes and feeding then it gets annoying. (PS. the death threat was a joke )

@dredragon I hate wasting time it's why I surrender after i see how out matched we are in teamfights because i really dont wanna waste my time in a game im not gonna have fun with.

[Corn]

Go and play faceroll champions like Akali or Shen or Gangplank, then.

[Dredragon]

Jax does faceroll, I just think he goes better AP. Good burst, as well as DPS, plus his W coming off CD every 3 seconds. Destroys other Melees like Trynd (till he goes infi rage hur) and Yi. lol Yi, Oh noes, my AA's aren't working, whatdo????

[Corn]

Jax does faceroll, I just think he goes better AP. Good burst, as well as DPS, plus his W coming off CD every 3 seconds. Destroys other Melees like Trynd (till he goes infi rage hur) and Yi. lol Yi, Oh noes, my AA's aren't working, whatdo????

BY THE WAY YOU SHOULD BUY SOME DEFENSE ON JAX.

OR ANY OTHER CHAMPION FOR THAT MATTER.

[modular]

BY THE WAY YOU SHOULD BUY SOME DEFENSE ON JAX.

OR ANY OTHER CHAMPION FOR THAT MATTER.

pff

play ranged ad, dont buy defense, win games

[Raul]

Jax does faceroll, I just think he goes better AP. Good burst, as well as DPS, plus his W coming off CD every 3 seconds. Destroys other Melees like Trynd (till he goes infi rage hur) and Yi. lol Yi, Oh noes, my AA's aren't working, whatdo????

People are so afraid of fed Yi's. Then fed Yi's are so overconfident. They go up against champs that aren't super common, which are the ones I play, and they assume they can kill me really quickly. Then they have no idea what the pineapple just happened.
Advantage: rarely played champions.
EDIT:
Looolfuuuck.
Top rated guide for Yi on Mobafire says that in teamfights, Malz is who should be taken out first. Goddammit.