The LoL Rage Thread

[MasPan]

onoez, Ressic. D:

I tried to support in a co-op game as lolZilean, but the Ezreal kept doing really dumb things. I really have to learn when to just leave a teammate to die or try to help them.

And I've been playing a bit on my other babby account as I'm still trying to adjust. I keep getting DCers and/or people who don't speak English so I can't explain what my pings are for. ;-;

Most pings should be self explanatory - either ping a person then a destination to tell them to go there, or a destination then a person to warn them of something coming from that spot/direction. Junglers ping their targets when they're going to gank, supports spam the hell out of the "back the pineapple up" ping (which is usually ignored by their carries). Ping bushes and say "ward" to tell people there's a ward there or ping the support, then the bushes, then say "ward" to ask them to ward it.

[raizoo]

Most pings should be self explanatory - either ping a person then a destination to tell them to go there, or a destination then a person to warn them of something coming from that spot/direction. Junglers ping their targets when they're going to gank, supports spam the hell out of the "back the pineapple up" ping (which is usually ignored by their carries). Ping bushes and say "ward" to tell people there's a ward there or ping the support, then the bushes, then say "ward" to ask them to ward it.

Hi, my baby account is like lvl7 as I get used to using a mouse. I've spammed the GET BACK ping before only to watch them continue forward to die multiple times.

[MasPan]

Hi, my baby account is like lvl7 as I get used to using a mouse. I've spammed the GET BACK ping before only to watch them continue forward to die multiple times.

Oh. It's more a problem of low level stupidity than a language barrier, then. They'd very likely ignore or misinterpret you regardless.

[SolicShooter]

I hate how certain people blame others for something that's blatantly obvious their mistake. Yes I see the irony of this. Today I gave up first blood as lux mid with nocturne jungler vs anivia mid. For some reason after we steal their blue, he comes mid when it isn't pushed either way. I think what the hell if I get my snare off fast enough, before she reaches her tower we can burst her egg down easily. I bait her a bit by getting combo'd so I'm already half health. Nocturne comes in and I see him cast his fear. Minions are in my way so I flash/bind/ignite. I come to the discovery that he managed to fear a minion instead of anivia and I get killed by her. He decided to back off after fearing a minion and leaves my lane, satisfied he secured a kill. Too bad it was for the enemy team. I realise I can't describe it well enough as to make sure he was to blame, but if you were there you would have said the same thing. After he walked off he had the nerve to call me noob Lux too. Soloqueue, pineapple you.

[Judgment]

Ugh.

First I choose Garen in the selection screen, but someone tells me to pick someone else or he'll feed (whether it was intentionally or due to lack of skill I don't know). Him playing Garen didn't do any good, as he gave up a whole load of kills top and blamed the rest of his team for his own mistakes.

[y0y0y0y0shi0]

The one pineappleing thing, THE ONE pineappleING THING that I cannot pineappleing stand about jungling is the pineappleing ungrateful pricks that ask for ganks every 3 seconds. Before I even hit level 3 our Morgana dies to Kennen because she tried to 1v1 him and yells at me for not ganking earlier. I don't have red nor bear stance how in the nine pineapples do you pineappleing expect me to gank someone who can lightning rush away from me as easily as roadrunner can foil wile e coyote's plans. If you don't know how jungling works do not pineappleing complain to me about how bad you are and blame me for losing. "UDYR WASN'T WITH US THAT'S WHY WE LOST" no it's because you pineappleing tried to teamfight when you were 18 kills behind and hundreds of cs behind. Just pineappleing shut the pineapple up for once. Jesus christ. When you're 4/9 and I'm 1/3 do not pineappleing tell me I'm trash when I died twice trying to save your ass.

[raizoo]

2v5.... ( ；∀；)

Was having fun drawing it out to 40mins since I wanted to try the champ out more. Walk into 1v5, come out alive with 2 carries dead. GG Poppy.

[Dredragon]

Lol, Poppy. She can tower dive sooooooo hard. ;-;

[Judgment]

I know that this is a bot game and that we won it, but the stuff that Ashe and Veigar did in this game still infuriated me. They would go by themselves instead of sticking with the team, and more often than not got themselves killed in the process.

Which is ironic since I ranted earlier about people going tryhard mode and complaining in bot games, but this time it was warranted because we nearly lost this game until the bots decided to derp and just fall back after downing an Inhibitor.

[raizoo]

I wish the people who decide to jungle at very low summoner levels didn't pick slow jungling champ. Or if someone or our team DCs, that they would take the free lane and farm it up. Especially because they're AD Sion.

At least I'm enjoying all the Tryndameres trying to chase me around when I play Teemo. Can't wait for buffs. ヽ( >∀<)ﾉ

[Corn]

I'm going to quit ranked until I get the 7 rune page bundle and some more champions so I don't have to keep on alternating on my 3 runespages. 1197 ranking gaiz. The biggest mistake I've made in my 6 lost games was accidently not blocking a Caitlyn's ult because the phone rang at the exact second which jerked my hand (my cell phone is quite loud and has the Hunter from L4D as a ringtone, so it was like RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH). All of the other games I probably wasn't as good as Kaj or whatever, but I did no mistakes that I could find. I called MIAs. I vision warded Dragon. I didn't have any stupid deaths. The jungler never managed to gank and kill me (unless he got fed and could easily dive me at turret).

I can't carry as hard as Aynia >_<.

[MasPan]

I know that this is a bot game and that we won it, but the stuff that Ashe and Veigar did in this game still infuriated me. They would go by themselves instead of sticking with the team, and more often than not got themselves killed in the process.

Which is ironic since I ranted earlier about people going tryhard mode and complaining in bot games, but this time it was warranted because we nearly lost this game until the bots decided to derp and just fall back after downing an Inhibitor.

14 deaths in a bot game is utterly inexcusable. Just shameful.

[Nalek]

Lol, Poppy. She can tower dive sooooooo hard. ;-;

Poppy passive OP!

14 deaths in a bot game is utterly inexcusable. Just shameful.

Annie Bot punishes you hard if you make a mistake, and I'm assuming Veiger made a lot of them.

[Olsi]

pineapple characters that can go invisible

[MasPan]

Poppy passive OP!



Annie Bot punishes you hard if you make a mistake, and I'm assuming Veiger made a lot of them.

Which means he wasn't learning from them, either. Still inexcusable - bots have extremely predictable and repetitive behaviors. It shouldn't take 5+ times getting bursted into oblivion by Annie to learn not to wander off alone on a squishy, or to stay out of her range, etc.

[Manu]

My last few games have been.... UGH.
Last game specially.

Spoiler

Ez and veig were retarded there. That Ez was 0/6 before he started taking kills I set up (I don't mind him taking the kills, he should, but they're wasted if all he did was jump in the middle of the fight to die, no positioning at all)

I've lost the last 5 ranked games, I really believe that 1250 - 1400 is the worst of what I've played.

Out of those 5 games, only one I would take some blame would be a karthus game where I got focused by their jungle Fid, I should've been more careful and that gave them a huge advantage. But the other games.
1) Maokai: Our Soraka dc'd, we would've kicked ass with a retarded 5th member 4v5 just didn't work out.
2) Fizz: I was 6/0/5, ganked side lanes, we were doing great but top and bot were horrible, it was basically me and jungle skarner against the other 5. I finished 6/5/11...
3) Ali: The Ashe I was supporting was horrible, she said she was lagging a lot, but we had first blood and a doublekill if she had done ANYTHING, she just stood there with the enemy graves at 5 HP, didn't use her heal to save me or herself, so we ended up giving the double instead. Then the rest of the game she was never in fights, she missed ALL of her arrows, also our mid TF was retarded, he initiated a fight when they had baron because we were 5v4, but hey, if they are running away, ulting in the group of 5 enemies alone as TF IS NOT a wise call, you just die before the 4 of us reach the enemy...

[Corn]

At least you're still above 1200 >_>.

[Nalek]

TSM Y U MAKE SO MANY DUMB MISTAKES IN GAME 2

[FenixR]

Poppy passive OP!

Poppy passive doesnt work with towers nor true damage.

Annie Bot punishes you hard if you make a mistake, and I'm assuming Veiger made a lot of them.

Shes the most wtp bot champ appearing out of pineappleing nowhere to stun you. Cassio its another one.

[Nalek]

Shes the most wtp bot champ appearing out of pineappleing nowhere to stun you. Cassio its another one.

I want to see Brand bot in action +_+