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    In the past I've made fun of Greg's horrible taste in cars, but given that it is very likely that Sarah, Rick and Stephen have never been in a car that could break 120 easily and raced against another car that could do the same they need to stop acting like such parental guardians.

    The only time other people besides the ones in the cars are in danger is when some stupid 16 year old who just got their first car goes racing around like a moron. Greg is at least smarter than that, and I would assume his friend who was driving is at least half as smart.

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    8 consecutive days of being sick with something that's causing me to cough incredibly hard at random.

    Sure is fun that no medicine works.

  3. Won't Be Coming Back Gay Male

    IGN: Scofflaw
    Server: Cain
    Level: 70
    Job: Wrecking Ball
    Guild: Factory
    canada

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    Continuous limerence for the Asians.

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    My morning was the best morning ever. Like seriously.

    So this fat peach named caroline, overdramatic, whiney, desperate, I'm serious, she talks about how she doesn't believe in interacial relationships and black people aren't good enough for her, but that's all she dates. You know why? Because there the only ones that will date her, shes chunky, ghetto, and puts out easier..then god knows what.

    Anyway she found out she was pregnant last night, her parents already dislike her, but her redneck father, learning it was by a blackman, oh man. So a fist fight brewed up according to the story my sister is backwashing too me, and she ended up going to her room. Later in the night, she went and joy rides her dads, unpayed 2009 Jaguar(not sure of the actual car), drives not even to the first intersection upon exiting our community, runs the redlight, gets t-boned and her car does a complete roll over, like opening up a tunacan, ripping the other cars roofoff, and the jaguar's engine apparently wasnt anywhere near the car at this point. Anyway she had a broken arm, the other guy not even a scratch, besides some glass in his shoulders.

    I was laughing so hard because this girl is 15 years old, doesn't have a permit, parents have already disowned her, destroyed a car that wasn't even on its 7th car payment, and is pregnant with a kid who's father dropped out to become a drug dealer in the last 2 months. Overdramatic peach had it coming.

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    Kinda stressing over finishing an essay while also having time to study and then get some sleep.

    And Wednesday is my only final, but it's my History final and oh god I'm going to fail.

    EDIT: Just hit me again that, oh, tomorrow is the last day of school and I probably won't see a good number of my friends till September. ;_;
    Last edited by xBTAx; 2011-06-13 at 07:57 PM.

  6. the Immutable Neuter
    IGN: Stephen
    Server: U.S.A.
    Level: 25
    Job: Sailor
    Guild: USN
    Alliance: VAQ-141 Shadowhawks
    ireland

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    ALMOST TIME.
    GETTIN' ANTSY.
    CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE.

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    On the mend I think. All that seems to be left is a mass of disgusting crap in my throat (probably from the nose) which makes me cough occasionally. No more nosebleeds, yay

    Hope I haven't given my disgusting illness to my parents.

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    Corn's Avatar [Jr. Event Coordinator]

    IGN: ClawofBeta
    Server: LoL.NA
    Level: 30
    Job: Bot Lane
    Guild: N/A
    Alliance: N/A
    New_Jersey

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    I laughed so hard, even though I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be laughing hard.

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    EDIT: Meant to edit older post and posted instead, d'oh. Need sleep...

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    1 more presentation and 3 (relatively easy) exams left until I'm done with school for the year. Yay.

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    Just got home from a relatively difficult exam. Hope I'm still getting that A+ in the paper... And next one's in 23 hours.

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    School, work, school, work.

    Summer time? Not really.

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    Bought a bathing suit, applied for a job.

    Not much happening today, or for the next few days. I hope I get the job at BestBuy, I could use the money. Plus, I don't have pomegranate to do.

  14. Orbital Bee Cannon Straight Male
    IGN: Musiphe
    Server: Reboot
    Level: 277
    Job: Hero
    Guild: Epic
    Alliance: Fatal
    Colorado

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    I was super tired for most of the day due to randomly waking up at 2-4 hours intervals during the night., but what made my evening was finally getting 100% on Super Meat Boy tonight, AND IT ONLY TOOK 40 HOURS AND 7000 DEATHS!

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    Bathing suit? For a guy?


    I finished up my homework in 3 hours last night. I'd been putting it off for two weeks and stressing about it the whole time. Such an idiot.

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    Swimming Trunks if you're quirked that I bought a bathing suit.
    If you think I'm trying to impress someone, Tay doesn't do that anymore. Tay is now handsexual.

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    Swimming Trunks if you're quirked that I bought a bathing suit.
    If you think I'm trying to impress someone, Tay doesn't do that anymore. Tay is now handsexual.

  18. Neon Atom
    IGN: xLoveHatex
    Server: Khaini
    Level: RIP
    Job: Bishop
    Guild: TurtleHeroes
    Alliance: KhainiHeroes

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    Randomly remembering stuff that happened the day before, gave me a smile in middle of nowhere. Now i just look AND feel retarded.

    Line blooper~

    me: "So I think grandma doesnt like sleepin with my sister."
    cousin: "Why?"
    me: "cuz she grinds her teeth"
    cousin: *tries to grind teeth* "No way, it doesnt even make any sound"
    me: "I know but when they're sleeping n they do it, u can hear it from the next door"
    cousin: "Really?"
    me: "Yes, your sister does it too .. just not that loud"
    cousin: "Impossible .."
    me: "If you've ever slept with my sist-- umm fk I phrased that wrong.."
    cousin: *turns bright red*
    me: "I-I-I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT! IM SO SORRY! LOL"
    cousin: *covers his face with his hand* "fail."
    me: "I um .. I meant uh if you've ever s..uhh if you've ever.. um fk.."
    cousin: "sis.. stop diggin ur grave"
    me: lmao yeah.. forget it.

    ---
    another convo with a different cousin (a girl this time)~

    cousin: um pomegranate im not done dyeing my hair n hes here .. could u entertain him for awhile for me pretty pleassee?
    me: sigh not this again.. fine.
    cousin: aww! thanks!
    *lawrence steps in*
    cousin: lawrence this is my cousin! sis, this is my best friend lawrence!
    lawrence: u have a cousin?
    cousin: yes why?
    lawrence: how come u never told me?
    cousin: cuz you never asked!
    lawrence: ok fair enough
    me: *feels awkward* soo...u live in coquitlam?
    lawrence: omg u know coquitlam?
    me: ......um..i heard u saying u gotta head back there so .. just making small talk
    cousin: of course she does wth lawrence she lives near vancouver u know
    lawrence: omg u live in vancouver?
    cousin: ....
    me: no...*shakes head* I live far..far..away.. from earth...
    lawrence: really? i didnt know..
    cousin: OMG IS WRONG WITH U LAWRENCE wtp! *smacks*

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    After some embarrassment earlier, studied my ass off for once. Got a hard US1H final tomorrow and then I'm done with school till September... assuming I survive the final. :x

    Well, Julyish, really. APUSH.

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