Granted instead u lose 10 years of your life to save you from the car or turck or w/e.
I wish the next poster got bacon and pancakles and a $5 coupon at McDonalds.
Granted, but McDonalds just went out of business! >.>
I wish for Pink Bean to pwn.
Granted. He is still a pervert. (and is going after you!)
I wish for pie.
Granted, you're banned.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Granted, You'll be killed soon o_o
I wish I had a chocolate cake right now
Wish granted, but the chocolate used is actually mud. Mud from pig baths.
I wish I never had to take showers.
Granted, now you have to take baths..
I wish it wasnt so cold in my house :(
granted but your still nippin
I wish pinocchio was a real boy
Granted. A skunk appears and before you can run away it sprays you right inside the house, which is then burned down by your neighbors to save civilization. Due to the stench you are ostracized by the community and live an empty and unfulfilled life all alone.
I wish for a slice of pie.
Granted. Cupcakes for everyone except you.
I wish I didn't have to wish.
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