The LoL Rage Thread

[Corn]

You could have asked me you boob.

I forgot who was talking to me .

[ElectricSix]

Yes I know they don't have junglers usually that's why I figure learning to jungle when there's no enemy jungler is a good idea.
Also I tried to just last-hit like I'm "supposed" to, and I got pushed really badly. Since we have no junglers, there's no one to gank them, so I lose a lot of ground and get my teammates' rage when I just do last-hit stuff.



Really?
TIL.
How2check tho?

The general rule of thumb for laning is thus: If the enemy is aaing or using skills on your minions, you have to use an equal amount if you don't want your lane to get pushed in. Now ideally what you do in that scenario, is let the lane push, but very slowly, until it's right outside your tower. Then you hold it there and deny the enemy easy last hitting and exp. Of course in lower level games, that can be hard to accomplish, and may result in them roaming around the map, giving your other lanes grief. I think Kaj had a guide or video or something around about it, but pushing, holding, and being able to reset the lane are all important skills to learn. Also, just because there's no junglers, that doesn't mean you can't request mid come gank or if you're in a duo lane, have them gank from behind when they come back to lane, especially if they're low on mana from pushing up to your tower.

Important note: Even if you're matching them aa for aa, you still want to try and time it so that you're last hitting as many as you can. So long as you're staying ahead of them in cs, you're winning the lane, though it should be kept in mind that kills count for approximately 10cs assuming they haven't been killing the same person repeatedly. That's both why farming is super important to do well with, and also why even someone with relatively low cs can be ahead of you if they have significantly more kills than you do.

As for your normal Elo, it's hidden, and while there have been bypasses that let you see it before, atm I know of no way to find out.

[Five Second Pose]

"OMG VLAD U USELESS"

Sorry I can't force you to look at people walking by my wards. Sorry I can't stun people ganking your dumb ass.

[Razmos]

We had a good match, it started poorly (started at like 11-1 kills for their team) but we caught them up killwise for the majority of the match and destroyed more of their turrets until they got a lucky ace and pushed us too much and we started to suffer. We played really well the whole fight and didn't back down, the comeback that we achieved was really good considering how we started.

They beat us fair and square and instead of saying 'gg' they say 'easy'.

I swear to pineappleing god, no other thing in LoL pisses me off as much as some cocky pieces of pomegranate completely looking down on the other team even though we did alright.
I can't stand gloating, i'm sick of over competitive pimentos who can't just play a game for fun and have to abuse and belittle every single person they manage to beat. If someone kills me, more often than not i'll say "Nice shot!" or something similar, because it's a pineappleing GAME.

This is why i can't stand PvP games.

[Dredragon]

I try not to take it too closely, I know it's a game, I don't care if it's my fault we lost and that I suck and should uninstall, it's a game. fyi no one has told me that though, because I'm beast. :33

[Olsi]

I do not enjoy playing against ezreal.

[Five Second Pose]

I MID

NO I MID

I NO CARE I MID

OK WE DUO MID

ffs this is ranked, get your pomegranate together and your egos in check. Utter waste of 40 minutes of my time.

[Aynia]

I MID

NO I MID

I NO CARE I MID

OK WE DUO MID

ffs this is ranked, get your pomegranate together and your egos in check. Utter waste of 40 minutes of my time.

Duo mid is totally legit.

[Raul]

Duo mid is totally legit.

God. pomegranatety junglers keep camping my mid lane. And doing nothing. I had a Hec a game or 2 ago that just basically never killed jungle creeps, didn't build a wriggle's, wasn't even running smite, and just camped my lane dying to Middlesticks, which eventually pineappleed me over hard. I only call him a jungler because that's what he claimed he was and that is why I didn't jungle WW which is what I wanted to do that match.
Also keep having trolls who don't say a word all game and randomly take mid and play terribly. They don't even ask for mid in champ select, they just lock in a champ (nasus several times) and come mid, after I've already arrived there. And then they don't say a word. All game long. Some of them are decent, some of them are terrible. It's confusing and annoying.

[Five Second Pose]

Duo mid is totally legit.

When they're trying to mess each other up... not really.

[MasPan]

God. pomegranatety junglers keep camping my mid lane. And doing nothing. I had a Hec a game or 2 ago that just basically never killed jungle creeps, didn't build a wriggle's, wasn't even running smite, and just camped my lane dying to Middlesticks, which eventually pineappleed me over hard. I only call him a jungler because that's what he claimed he was and that is why I didn't jungle WW which is what I wanted to do that match.
Also keep having trolls who don't say a word all game and randomly take mid and play terribly. They don't even ask for mid in champ select, they just lock in a champ (nasus several times) and come mid, after I've already arrived there. And then they don't say a word. All game long. Some of them are decent, some of them are terrible. It's confusing and annoying.

IMO, Wriggles isn't really a "must-buy" on Hecarim. Sheen first is much more stable and useful DPS and is much more relevant in ganking than relying on a % chance proc. It also builds into Trinity while Wriggles eventually gets sold and replaced.

[Jamesie]

AP Maoki is pineappleing retarded. Stupid pineappleing saplings.

[Raul]

IMO, Wriggles isn't really a "must-buy" on Hecarim. Sheen first is much more stable and useful DPS and is much more relevant in ganking than relying on a % chance proc. It also builds into Trinity while Wriggles eventually gets sold and replaced.

He built a Bloodthirster first, it looks like. :|

[MasPan]

He built a Bloodthirster first, it looks like. :|

That's bad.

[WillDaSnail]

After a grueling (and a really bad and a pissed off-filled) Saturday, I wanted to play a couple of games of LoL just to unwind and relax. Turns out my sister was streaming video. And falls asleep while streaming the video. (Note I have the ****tiest internet, a 768kb DSL).

Wat is dis, I dunt even.

Thanks to her, I just ruined a game playing with my friend (had to DC to fix up the internet), and I need to find a way to make it up to him for what I have done. Even though I'm on summer break (and still do some stuff almost every day), I don't even get a lot of playtime. Either I play during the mornings, or late at night. I've been allowing my sister to hog up the internet the rest of the time, mostly during the nighttime hours. And she just streams videos whenever possible (which I'm not sure if that justifies her need for using the internet for "homework". I even find streaming videos while doing homework myself is a huge distraction).

But this episode is straining my patience quite a bit; what my sister did was basically a huge plantain/troll move that is simply intolerable. And worse, even when I'm not gaming, I cannot do even the simplest of things while on the interwebz (checking emails, filling out applications, communicating to people on FB, etc) because interwebz speed is slow as a snail when my sister is on. Literally.

Time to tell my dad in a polite, yet firm manner that cable internet needs to be installed so a bigger conflict can be avoided. Not sure if he's willing to do so, though....

[MasPan]

You can probably help your argument if you offer to pay the difference between current internet plan and cable (if you have a summer job).

And devil's advocate, but to your sister the video streaming is probably just as reasonable a use of the internet as your gaming. Don't present the argument as "because of her habits, we need better internet."

-Edit- 5/25/2012
Yorick.

[Judgment]

Two consecutive gibfests for our team, the first being a bot lane that fed Wukong, and second where our team had no map awareness whatsoever.

[Razmos]

Playing a bot game to try out Veigar. I say Mid straight away in champion select.

We start, and a Sejuani goes straight to mid. I go there and say 'Sejuani, i called mid'
They say:
'No'
'You go top'

RHGFOJDSIJPO@FIKPOFIPFDSI

[SolicShooter]

Poppy did decent according to his stats so you shouldn't generalize the entire lane just because one of them performs bad. I hate it when my carry feeds and I get blamed too just because I happen to play next to him. Same story when my support gets killed due to no fault of my own.

Also, really? fighting in bot games? Any decent LoL player can 2vs5 bots extremely easy. 'Calling' something also doesn't entitle you to anything.

[Razmos]

Also, really? fighting in bot games? Any decent LoL player can 2vs5 bots extremely easy. 'Calling' something also doesn't entitle you to anything.

Of course it doesn't entitle me, but it's just generally good manners.
Also who the hell uses Veigar anywhere other than mid? how the hell am i supposed to get the hang of a nearly pure-mid champion in top lane? the most annoying thing is that the Sejuani didn't say ANYTHING, they could have asked on the champion select screen if they can go mid instead, but they just ignored me completely and decided to be an ass about it.

Also the tone of your post rather annoys me. I wasn't 'fighting' in a bot game, i just met a rude player, yet you make it sound like i'm a massive noob.