The LoL Rage Thread

[WillDaSnail]

Was watching IPL4 all weekend, and the IPL casters were horrible (TheRedBaron and TheHatBaron, respectively).

Obnoxious commentary, and they had too many "you dun goofed" moments to count. At times, they were also being Captain Obvious.

During the pros vs fans (side) match before the CLG vs TSM championship match, one of the commentators even said this outright live on stream (and I kid you not): "Evelynn is such a good champ because she can take 50% less damage from jungle creeps and is able to snowball". Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy....

Much facepalms were had when they were livecasting. =\

[Five Second Pose]

HatPerson. Highlight of the ARAB game was "rammus doesn't have that item that lets you cap faster"

No one does. XD

[KajitiSouls]

> Dyrus says that his team "raped" the other team.
> Dyrus issues a public apology about it.
> Immature idiots go waltzing around saying that it is okay to use that word, and proceed to downvote 3+ threads into oblivion (including Shaella's).

That's pretty scary.

HatPerson. Highlight of the ARAB game was "rammus doesn't have that item that lets you cap faster"

No one does. XD

I laughed at that too.

[WillDaSnail]

> Dyrus says that his team "raped" the other team.
> Dyrus issues a public apology about it.
> Immature idiots go waltzing around saying that it is okay to use that word, and proceed to downvote 3+ threads into oblivion (including Shaella's).

Saw all that playing out on the GD forums yesterday and today, and was appalled at what was going on. I was asking myself "how did the community become this brutal?"

(For the record: I already know GD is a ****hole many times, but the "rape" controversy made everything else look like daisies)

[raizoo]

Why do so many Akali/Tryndameres think they're unkillable.

HERE I'M GOING TO 1v4 THE ENEMY TEAM AND KEEP GETTING KILLS TO RESET MY GOLDWORTH. I'M GOING TO HIDE IN MY OWN SHROUD CLOUD THING HOPING THE ENEMY DOESN'T FIND ME BECAUSE I'M AT 10% HEALTH.

[Razmos]

How is Garen able to outrun a fast ranged attacker like Vayne? seriously. He was just spinning into everything and i could not escape for the life of me, even with enhanced movement 2, increased movement speed AND tumble to jump out of the way.

Melee fighters should not be that frigging fast, i've seen slower ninjas.

EDIT: Viktor. what the hell is the point of that champion, i tried to use him and i just... urh. I couldn't even kill minions, his attacks did absolute minimal damage, they all had incredibly terrible range and were awkward as pineapple to actually position right, his stun is useless because he attacks so freaking slowly, his defense and health are terrible. Seriously, just why. Never again.

[KajitiSouls]

How is Garen able to outrun a fast ranged attacker like Vayne? seriously. He was just spinning into everything and i could not escape for the life of me, even with enhanced movement 2, increased movement speed AND tumble to jump out of the way.

Melee fighters should not be that frigging fast, i've seen slower ninjas.

Get ready for the "does not make sense" stuff.

Vayne's passive MS bonus only applies if you're chasing someone, not running away.

Most melee champions actually have higher base MS than ranged champions. And most melee champions have some sort of way to close the distance, whether it is moving really fast (such as Garen) or jumping directly in your face (Akali).

This stuff is for the balance of the game. As a generic melee champion, it'd be incredibly cheesy to get kited by a generic ranged champion. Not to mention something terrible probably happened, as it is normally difficult for Garen to get close to Vayne (Tumble + Condemn).

[Razmos]

Get ready for the "does not make sense" stuff.

Vayne's passive MS bonus only applies if you're chasing someone, not running away.

Most melee champions actually have higher base MS than ranged champions. And most melee champions have some sort of way to close the distance, whether it is moving really fast (such as Garen) or jumping directly in your face (Akali).

This stuff is for the balance of the game. As a generic melee champion, it'd be incredibly cheesy to get kited by a generic ranged champion. Not to mention something terrible probably happened, as it is normally difficult for Garen to get close to Vayne (Tumble + Condemn).

Nah you are right, that all makes sense to me. Guess i was just butthurt about it, don't like being outranged when i'm a ranger haha

[Corn]

Nah you are right, that all makes sense to me. Guess i was just butthurt about it, don't like being outranged when i'm a ranger haha

I should lane top against you sometime.

[KajitiSouls]

I should lane top against you sometime.

FUS DO RAH!!! -denied.

[Razmos]

I should lane top against you sometime.

Hmm? what do you mean?

New complaint: AFKers. I mean seriously. i think probably 75% of my games have had one person who has AFKed from the beginning, it completely pineapples up the entire game, and it just feels like wasted time. In my last match a guy played for 5 minutes and then said "Sorry everybody, i gotta go" and disconnected. Why the pineapple would you even press the play button if you know you don't have enough time to play? it's unfair on your whole team and its the one thing about this game that pisses me off massively.

[Connor]

I hate Yorick free week.
Possibly the most annoying thing to face against in top lane. Can't even farm at turret without him spamming ghouls on my ass. I ended up just farming what I could and killing the double golems and let him have my turret so I had more lane to farm. Thankfully he left me to free farm and we won the game.

[madanthony]

The trend for this week seems to be me picking Riven very early in select with heal and ignite. Pretty obvious for top lane. Then some bozo picks with the intention of top laning with about 20 seconds left and locks in without a word.

[modular]

broke 1600 tonight

other team got owned in the beginning, 2 people left after we went like 9-2, and remaining purples asked us to push mid so game ended at 19 mins

worst breakthrough ever -.- such a letdown

oh and, our team captain didnt ban anyone so he could bait his shen pick
sigh
i guess it worked, but its really frustrating seeing like 5 overbanned/played champs in a game because theyre damn annoying

[MasPan]

broke 1600 tonight

other team got owned in the beginning, 2 people left after we went like 9-2, and remaining purples asked us to push mid so game ended at 19 mins

worst breakthrough ever -.- such a letdown

oh and, our team captain didnt ban anyone so he could bait his shen pick
sigh
i guess it worked, but its really frustrating seeing like 5 overbanned/played champs in a game because theyre damn annoying

Agreed. I hate playing against Kassadin past level 6, it's just...not fun.

[raizoo]

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I don't care if I lose a game because I'm having fun and it's even and stuff but but but

ALL THE TRASH TALK AND RAGING AND SMACK TALK AND BLAMING （ノ ｀Д´）ノ ～┻━┻

[Razmos]

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I don't care if I lose a game because I'm having fun and it's even and stuff but but but

ALL THE TRASH TALK AND RAGING AND SMACK TALK AND BLAMING （ノ ｀Д´）ノ ～┻━┻

URH! i know right.

I hate it when you are playing and having fun, the game is going well for both sides and it's a good game and then suddenly some plantain starts whining and moaning because you killed him. It's happened a few times now, and it's annoying as hell. I just tell them that i don't care that they think i'm a noob, or a little kid, cause i'm having fun and so should they.

Also annoying when you are the first to die in a match and you are called a noob constantly through the match, they certainly shut the hell up when i carried their asses to victory though.

[raizoo]

Argh, my games either go really well when I'm like HEY GUYS LOOK AT THE MINI-MAP PING PING THERE'S THE ENEMY HERE WATCH OUT or they fail hard.

I just want a nice game where no one is all LOL NOOBS. ( ；∀；)

Also annoying when you are the first to die in a match and you are called a noob constantly through the match, they certainly shut the hell up when i carried their asses to victory though.

Haven't gotten this yet at least. ;-;

I kept getting stuck in 3man+ pre-mades. How can I tell? When 4/5 of the enemy team has "Miracle _______" for their summoner names. How can I tell I'm with at least 3 people queuing together? When they're saying to pick-up on Skype. I like how they denied being pre-mades at the end.

I was on the same team as the "Miracle" people. Next game, they're on the enemy team, which meant that they kept targeting me because of how well I did when we were on the same team. I couldn't farm, my team wouldn't help when enemy Shaco jungler would run rampant in our jungle, I was the only one warding after laning phase, ugh.

I know I make mistakes and I'm not the greatest, but STOP FOCUSING TANKY MALPHITE wtp. （ノ ｀Д´）ノ ～┻━┻

[Razmos]

Ashe.
pineapple Ashe to hell and back.

She is the most overplayed champion in EU West server (there is usually one on each side in every match) and i am so pineappleing sick of it. It doesn't help that she is one of the cheapest champions to buy, as well as being one of the easiest to use and probably the most annoying champion ever.

Every single Ashe uses the same strategy: Use the cone attack to slow you down, then chase you down and auto-attack you until you are dead. a character that isn't equally as long ranged is basically screwed to hell.

In my last match i was playing as Vladimir and i seriously couldn't leave the base without running into the same Ashe every single time, and i don't think i landed a single hit on her, i was just slowed and killed before i had chance to attack and i was getting so damn angry that i just gave up (we'd basically already lost, but my team refused to surrender for some reason that i don't understand and annoys me because they are wasting my time)

[madanthony]

Entire match history is losses!