[In Progress] Corrupt a wish thread!

[Colyo]

Granted, but you have to eat it with neither plate nor utensils, or without whip cream.

I wish for Nexon to suddenly drop their nazi regime and turn into compassionate, caring souls.

[SteveDoll]

Granted. But then Ganondorf turns them even more evil and they shut own MapleStory forever... :(

I wish I would never get hacked, blocked, banned, or have anything ever bad happen in MapleStory.

[kIkO]

Granted, you die :0

I wish for a new ice age

[SteveDoll]

Granted. we all die.

I wish for MAGIC!!!

[DjDisko]

Granted. we all die.

I wish for MAGIC!!!

Granted but the only spell you ever learned to use was one that turned you into a snail.

I wish for chinchilla's!

[MissAsh]

Granted. But they bite you and give you Rabies :(


I wish for it to rain today.

[Blaine]

It's acid rain...

I wish for a stockpile of candy that doesn't run out, and I don't get fat. (High metabolism ftw.)

[Colyo]

Granted, but instead of making you fat, it deteriorates you instead and you turn into a pencil necked cripple.


I wish for snow days nao.

[Derimed]

I wish for snow days nao.

Granted, you get a blizzard that buries your town for three weeks and you and your family dies of starvation cause there's no way to get to the grocery store.

I wish for a kitty cat.

[FlameChocobo]

You get a kitten who is severelly angry and scratches you little by little.

I wish I would train mostly with Priests.

[Derimed]

I wish I would train mostly with Priests.

Granted, you are introduced to a large group of priests, but all have been defrocked because they are convicted sex offenders.

I want a nice juicy steak.

[SteveDoll]

Granted. You get a kidney stone one day later.

I wish it was always the perfect weather!

[z0mgc00k13]

Granted... BUT A NINJA POPS OUT AND STABS YOU >:D

i wish for a chinchilla for everyone and i wont die from anything...*poke*

[SteveDoll]

Granted. But they all go to jail! Except me. Because I haz an invenchun dat will solve teh enurgy crysis ZOMGZ!!!

I wish I had an envenchun dat will solve teh enurgy crysis ZOMGZ!!!

[z0mgc00k13]

Granted but it blows up and u go to jail.

I wish for ALOT crck for the next poster

[SteveDoll]

Granted. Too bad its teh end of teh wurldz

I wish I had teh Chaos Heart!

[z0mgc00k13]

Granted but my store is out of stock of chaos hearts so you can have this heartless instead :D

I wish the next poster got the key blade

[SteveDoll]

Granted. I killz u wit it lol

I wish I had a Lucid Dream every night!

[z0mgc00k13]

Granted. I killz u wit it lol

I wish I had a DULL Dream every night!

Granted :D now ull be bored every night :D

I wish for grenade launcher

lol wtp a chain xD

[SteveDoll]

It blows up and you spend your afterlife in my dull dreams that you corrupted... T_T

I wish I had SMARTICALNESSES!!!

EDIT: YEA IT CHANE U GOT PROWBLUM!??!?!///