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WISH NOT FOUND, REBOOTING
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I wish for instant delivery at no extra cost from online stores.
Granted, everything looks brown and like poop because of it. Everyone finds everything disgusting and commit mass suicide.
I wish I get a decent job as soon as possible.
Granted but the gig that you land is in the adult entertainment industry. Even though the money is good, you are doomed to forever keep the career a secret from your old fashioned and conservative family members.
I wish that Pokemon and Digimon made a crossover Mega evolution movie.
Granted, but the movie's badly animated on napkins and has a total budget of (however much a lot of napkins costs). The director is shamed out of the napkin animating industry, where even to their standards, the movie is terrible. Laudable for how terrible it is; is that a pasta stain on the 'epic' fight half an hour in? Is that coffee on pikachu's face? People vow never to have a Pokemon/Digimon crossover movie ever again; it was simply not meant to be.
I wish I knew more about digimon so I could have made more references to digimon in my wish corruption.
Granted, one day while eating a fast food hamburger you discover that the meat is infected and you transform into a flesh craving ghoul. The stress is gone but your favorite food becomes brains.
I wish that all of the education systems in the world got unlimited money.
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