Corrupt a wish thread!

Ok you make a wish, and the person below you grants your wish, but makes you regret making the wish. For example:

"I wish i had a banana sundae!"

"granted, but the banana isnt ripe and the ice cream is your least favorite flavor!"

Ok ill start. I wish I was the ruler of earth!!!

Granted, you rule the Earth for one day but you suck so badly people revolt and kill you the next day.

I wish I had 5$...

Also wouldn't this belong in the funhouse?

yea it does...

....but your $5 got taken away from the government since it was a fraud...

I wish i was a billionaire~

Granted, You have one billion counterfeit bills.

I wish I had a cup of pepsi.

Okay, but it's the diet caffeine free kind. Also, can was also opened for a week prior to giving it to you in the cup.

I wish my phone would work.

It works, but your phone bill sky rocketed.

I wish for you to not corrupt my wish.

Granted, but you didnt wish for anything inparticular so you corrupted your own wish.

I wish I was the ruler of another planet and had many smart advisors and a strong army at my disposal.

Granted, you rule a planet with no atmosphere suffocate, and die.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you didnt wish for anything inparticular so you corrupted your own wish

What? I did wish for something in particular. :f6:

I wish I knew what to wish for.

You will figure out what to wish for.

Only to find out afterwards that you could have wished for something much better and headdesk.

Headdesk!!!

What? I did wish for something in particular. :f6:

Ya, but i needed to come up with something!
And Quantact, you were supposed to wish for something. read rules much?

I'll restart the chain.

I wish I had a solar powered calculator.

Granted, but it steals all of the suns energy in one gulp and the sun dies.

I wish i had 1000 tons of pure gold.

Granted, but it falls on you.

I wish I had a internets.

granted but its all about your mom's porn

i wish i had a chocolate cookie

granted but its all about your mom's porn

i wish i had a chocolate cookie

Granted, but you find out it's not really chocolate (use your imagination).
:f6:.

I wish I had a chinchilla

Granted but animal rights activists take it away from you for abuse.

I wish I had a cheese pizza with nothing else on it.

Granted, but it's three months old.

i wish for pie.

Granted. It's made if Limburger cheese.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, but during that more time you get tortured.

I wish i had 1,000,000 non-counterfeit dollars locked in an inpenetreble safe.