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Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-07-25
Ok you make a wish, and the person below you grants your wish, but makes you regret making the wish. For example:
"I wish i had a banana sundae!"
"granted, but the banana isnt ripe and the ice cream is your least favorite flavor!"
Ok ill start. I wish I was the ruler of earth!!!
Corrupt a wish thread! - Kalas - 2008-07-25
Granted, you rule the Earth for one day but you suck so badly people revolt and kill you the next day.
I wish I had 5$...
Also wouldn't this belong in the funhouse?
Corrupt a wish thread! - Rain - 2008-07-25
yea it does...
....but your $5 got taken away from the government since it was a fraud...
I wish i was a billionaire~
Corrupt a wish thread! - Kalas - 2008-07-25
Granted, You have one billion counterfeit bills.
I wish I had a cup of pepsi.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Laur - 2008-07-25
Okay, but it's the diet caffeine free kind. Also, can was also opened for a week prior to giving it to you in the cup.
I wish my phone would work.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Hazzy - 2008-07-25
It works, but your phone bill sky rocketed.
I wish for you to not corrupt my wish.
Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-07-25
Granted, but you didnt wish for anything inparticular so you corrupted your own wish.
I wish I was the ruler of another planet and had many smart advisors and a strong army at my disposal.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Kalas - 2008-07-25
Granted, you rule a planet with no atmosphere suffocate, and die.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Hazzy - 2008-07-25
ablu2 Wrote:Granted, but you didnt wish for anything inparticular so you corrupted your own wish
What? I did wish for something in particular. :f6:
Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-07-25
Kalas Wrote:I wish I knew what to wish for.
You will figure out what to wish for.
Only to find out afterwards that you could have wished for something much better and headdesk.
Headdesk!!!
Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-07-25
Hazzy Wrote:What? I did wish for something in particular. :f6:
Ya, but i needed to come up with something!
And Quantact, you were supposed to wish for something. read rules much?
Corrupt a wish thread! - Blankout - 2008-07-25
I'll restart the chain.
I wish I had a solar powered calculator.
Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-07-25
Granted, but it steals all of the suns energy in one gulp and the sun dies.
I wish i had 1000 tons of pure gold.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Blankout - 2008-07-25
Granted, but it falls on you.
I wish I had a internets.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Beaner - 2008-07-25
granted but its all about your mom's porn
i wish i had a chocolate cookie
Corrupt a wish thread! - xLeviathan - 2008-07-25
XBish Wrote:granted but its all about your mom's porn
i wish i had a chocolate cookie
Granted, but you find out it's not really chocolate (use your imagination).
:f6:.
I wish I had a chinchilla
Corrupt a wish thread! - Kalas - 2008-07-25
Granted but animal rights activists take it away from you for abuse.
I wish I had a cheese pizza with nothing else on it.
Corrupt a wish thread! - Hazzy - 2008-07-25
Granted, but it's three months old.
i wish for pie.
Corrupt a wish thread! - ToastyGhost - 2008-07-25
Granted. It's made if Limburger cheese.
I wish I had more time.
Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-07-25
Granted, but during that more time you get tortured.
I wish i had 1,000,000 non-counterfeit dollars locked in an inpenetreble safe.