My fiance thinks I'm a little girl or something
#1
She wanted to wax my back (yes, I'm a Yeti) so I agreed to it. I have no use for my back hair seeing as how it's 95+ degrees in NW Iowa. She was excited in thinking that I'd whine/yell/scream in pain or whatever, and I mean like really excited. She doesn't know that I have like some crazy ass level of tolerance for pain.

So, as I'm sitting in the chair watching Family Guy, she's pulls the first strip and I just laugh. I didn't laugh because of the strip, but because Family Guy rocks. That's beside the point though. Anyway, I kind of feel bad for letting her down. How do I cheer her up after this catastrophe?
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#2
Wait... she likes seeing you in pain?

Sorry if that was a rude comment, -does not understand the situation all that wel-

As for the last part.. I would say do something nice for her? xD

LOL i suck at giving advice... but your situation just seems so... Interesting 0_o
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#3
Not that she enjoys seeing me pain, but rather she didn't think I'd be able to tolerate it.

Apparently, every other guy she knows screams like a girl when he gets waxed, whether it be his back or chest.
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#4
I have a relatively high tolerance level for pain myself... I can rub alchohol on any open wound and it only really tingles...
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#5
Explain to her that physical pain doesn't affect you, but real pain would be:

1. if she left you
2. when you can't be with her
3. if you ever hurt her feelings

you get the idea. Take a bad situation and turn it around in an unexpected way.
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#6
MadreDeFielyWillow Wrote:Explain to her that physical pain doesn't affect you, but real pain would be:

1. if she left you
2. when you can't be with her
3. if you ever hurt her feelings

you get the idea. Take a bad situation and turn it around in an unexpected way.

:o
That's a good idea. Cool
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#7
......ew......
Yeti!

*ahem* on topic: umm take her out to a amusement park Big Grin
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#8
Management Wrote:She wanted to wax my back (yes, I'm a Yeti) so I agreed to it. I have no use for my back hair seeing as how it's 95+ degrees in NW Iowa. She was excited in thinking that I'd whine/yell/scream in pain or whatever, and I mean like really excited. She doesn't know that I have like some crazy ass level of tolerance for pain.

So, as I'm sitting in the chair watching Family Guy, she's pulls the first strip and I just laugh. I didn't laugh because of the strip, but because Family Guy rocks. That's beside the point though. Anyway, I kind of feel bad for letting her down. How do I cheer her up after this catastrophe?

You...You only laughed? I already scream bloody murder when I take off my bandages.

B > Your Secret.
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#9
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Wow, maybe I'm twisted but when I saw that you wanted advice, I immediately thought: "OMG LET HER WAX YOUR BALLS! That'll surely hurt!" Eek

>_>

Probably bad advice Excellent[/COLOR]
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#10
Wax her back! :]
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#11
She's hinting you for Sadomasochism, clearly.



What? D:
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#12
Michelle Wrote:[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Wow, maybe I'm twisted but when I saw that you wanted advice, I immediately thought: "OMG LET HER WAX YOUR BALLS! That'll surely hurt!" Eek

>_>

Probably bad advice Excellent[/COLOR]

It'd be good advice if I didn't already shave on a regular basis.
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#13
Management Wrote:It'd be good advice if I didn't already shave on a regular basis.

O___O That IS hot xD
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#14
Michelle Wrote:O___O That IS hot xD

Sorry, I'm taken and probably like 100 years older. >_>
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