I am officially eligible of predicting the future

6.2.09: http://www.southperry.net/forums/showpos...stcount=65

Today: http://www.southperry.net/forums/showthread.php?t=15322

Now you unintelligent and simple human beings may ask my highness about the future, and I will tell you whats going to happen.

Will i become a rich pron star?

Not that your prediction was the smartest and most difficult ever

Will i become a rich pron star?

Nope. In your attempts to be a porn star you will be caught by aliens and injected an alien egg through your anus. The "King DJ" hentai show will be based on this tragic happening, but the sales will fail due to it being too realistic for the mainstream hentai community.

will I eat a mochi tonight?

will I eat a mochi tonight?

You will eat a mochi which you will not eat.

Will I have some srs fun-time tonight with a bottle of booze?

Will I find a good deal on some PSP games when I go to target in 3 hours?

Will Osama bin Laden REALLY have secks with a goat?

Will Osama bin Laden REALLY have secks with a goat?

I second this question.

Will I have some srs fun-time tonight with a bottle of booze?

Nope, whatever you will (possibly) see taste or feel is a complete illusion created by my brilliant mind.

Will I find a good deal on some PSP games when I go to target in 3 hours?

Target sucks, so no. You'll get ripped off anyhow, the question is by how much.

Will Osama bin Laden REALLY have secks with a goat?

Indeed. How long do you think a man can hold while being stuck in a deserted cave hiding from the USA army?

I predicted this too. So I can tell the future aswell.

Indeed. How long do you think a man can hold while being stuck in a deserted cave hiding from the USA army?

I dunno, I thought maybe some of his mujhadeen sold him their sisters for some sheep.

Will man ever land on Mars?