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I am officially eligible of predicting the future - Kortestanov - 2009-08-01

6.2.09: http://www.southperry.net/forums/showpost.php?p=212221&postcount=65

Today: http://www.southperry.net/forums/showthread.php?t=15322

Now you unintelligent and simple human beings may ask my highness about the future, and I will tell you whats going to happen.

I am officially eligible of predicting the future - kingdj333 - 2009-08-01

Will i become a rich pron star? Glitter

I am officially eligible of predicting the future - Rob - 2009-08-01

Not that your prediction was the smartest and most difficult ever Rolleyes

I am officially eligible of predicting the future - Kortestanov - 2009-08-01

kingdj333 Wrote:Will i become a rich pron star? Glitter
Nope. In your attempts to be a porn star you will be caught by aliens and injected an alien egg through your anus. The "King DJ" hentai show will be based on this tragic happening, but the sales will fail due to it being too realistic for the mainstream hentai community.

I am officially eligible of predicting the future - shroum - 2009-08-01

will I eat a mochi tonight? Shine

I am officially eligible of predicting the future - Kortestanov - 2009-08-01

shroum Wrote:will I eat a mochi tonight? Shine
You will eat a mochi which you will not eat.

I am officially eligible of predicting the future - Kawasari Mimoto - 2009-08-01

Will I have some srs fun-time tonight with a bottle of booze?

I am officially eligible of predicting the future - GMSInfighter - 2009-08-01

Will I find a good deal on some PSP games when I go to target in 3 hours?

I am officially eligible of predicting the future - Derimed - 2009-08-01

Will Osama bin Laden REALLY have secks with a goat?

I am officially eligible of predicting the future - GMSInfighter - 2009-08-01

Quantact Wrote:Will Osama bin Laden REALLY have secks with a goat?

I second this question.

I am officially eligible of predicting the future - Kortestanov - 2009-08-01

Kasuhitomi Wrote:Will I have some srs fun-time tonight with a bottle of booze?
Nope, whatever you will (possibly) see taste or feel is a complete illusion created by my brilliant mind.

GMSInfighter Wrote:Will I find a good deal on some PSP games when I go to target in 3 hours?
Target sucks, so no. You'll get ripped off anyhow, the question is by how much.

Quantact Wrote:Will Osama bin Laden REALLY have secks with a goat?
Indeed. How long do you think a man can hold while being stuck in a deserted cave hiding from the USA army?

I am officially eligible of predicting the future - Berzerk - 2009-08-01

I predicted this too. So I can tell the future aswell. Glitter

I am officially eligible of predicting the future - Rob - 2009-08-01



I am officially eligible of predicting the future - Kortestanov - 2009-08-01



I am officially eligible of predicting the future - Derimed - 2009-08-01

Kortestanov Wrote:Indeed. How long do you think a man can hold while being stuck in a deserted cave hiding from the USA army?

I dunno, I thought maybe some of his mujhadeen sold him their sisters for some sheep.

I am officially eligible of predicting the future - kingdj333 - 2009-08-01

Will man ever land on Mars?