ITT: Too Much Information

Work your kegals.

My pelvic ground work is perfected.

I'm ready to kegal it up.

when I was about 5 I drowned a baby chick at my mom's friends' accidentally. my mom's friend revived it somehow and I ended up killing it again

well at least we know one person around here has experience killing zombies.

I got another one.

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When I learned about the male prostate and how good it allegedly felt when you stimulated it I tried to find it myself while taking a shower.

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I never found it. I felt ashamed.

I got another one.

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When I learned about the male prostate and how good it allegedly felt when you stimulated it I tried to find it myself while taking a shower.

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I never found it. I felt ashamed.

I've tried convincing my fiance to let me find it for him. He hasn't agreed to it yet.

Offer him anal and he might be more willing to let you peg him.

This thread is now relevant to my interests.

Offer him anal and he might be more willing to let you peg him.

Doesn't work because it seems like he doesn't like the poop chute as much as I do. I get the feeling I'm just gonna have to go for it when he's piss drunk one of these days.

BTW, nice sig.

Doesn't work because it seems like he doesn't like the poop chute as much as I do. I get the feeling I'm just gonna have to go for it when he's piss drunk one of these days.

BTW, nice sig.

do it while he's asleep. and if he wakes up, pretend to be sleep probing.

Haha, never know, he might enjoy it. E:

And thanks, it was inspired by one of your drawings. *Blushes*

do it while he's asleep. and if he wakes up, pretend to be sleep probing.

I used to make out with my cousin. We were close to sex once but we chickened out.

i fingered a girl and didnt like it.

i fingered a girl and didnt like it.

Oh you must be a hom-

Wait nevermind.

I remember my first proper wank.
I used to hold the shower head over my penis.
I tried fingering myself, it didn't feel nice.
a friends penis popped out of his pants after pe, no-one told him. it was small.
when one of my friends runs in his pants (he does it a lot, dont ask), if it's a sunny day i can see his huge plantain sway in his pants, hitting his legs.

I once clapped a cactus.

if it's a sunny day i can see his huge plantain sway in his pants, hitting his legs.

loljuno

loljuno

like that, but irl.

While reading this thread I missed the ship to ariant.

I'll be serious. xd

I once was jabbed in the knee with a pencil. The graphite broke off and burrowed in pretty deeply. Every so often, I would try to re-open the long-since-healed wound with tweezers and a razor in an attempt to remove the remaining graphite. I ended up getting most of it, though it took me about 6 months. After that whole experience, I realized my fascination with pathology. I've successfully removed a cyst from a friend's back and 2 moles from a cousin. I know I could never be a doctor or a surgeon, though; my hands tend to quiver and I'm afraid of blood sampling.

Is it just me or does anyone else find this thread disturbing... I mean common guys, sex with your cousins and swayng penises? Either you guys are all kinky or I'm the abnormal one here....