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When I was younger, I used to have a crush on my best friend...

who also happened to be a girl...

who also happened to be my cousin. Srs. I dreamt of taking showers with her.
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#2
ITT: Not enough information.
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#3
As a guy, I must say:

That's hot

But as a person that's against incest, I'll say

Ewwwwww

/endomglolthatmadenosense
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#4
I once pulled the zipper on my jeans too quickly and caught my peen in 'em.

I kept on zipping.
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#5
Incest? Yum. I'm in.
Glitter
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Providence Wrote:I once pulled the zipper on my jeans too quickly and caught my peen in 'em.

I kept on zipping.

im pretty sure all us guys have done it @-a we share your pain @-@
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Sn1perJohnE Wrote:im pretty sure all us guys have done it @-a we share your pain @-@
Providence Wrote:I kept on zipping.
Goggleemoticon
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#8
Providence Wrote:That scene in There's Something About Mary

Sorry, but I lol'd.
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#9
<15.
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Throws Wrote:When I was younger, I used to have a crush on my best friend...

who also happened to be a girl...

who also happened to be my cousin. Srs. I dreamt of taking showers with her.

And now you're a furry. Correlation anyone?
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#11
I used to have the hots for my sisters cousin.

I accidentally tripped and touched her boob on purpose.. but I didn't get to feel it, just the shirt feeling.. sucked...
She had a very nice rack<3
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#12
When I was 8 I spent the night at my friend's house and we touched our penises together, but they weren't even able to erect yet.
We thought it was a funny joke, flopping our dicks together.
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#13
Providence Wrote:Goggleemoticon

Yes, i did get the reference Mary but that is still a common situation @_a
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#14
GMSInfighter Wrote:I used to have the hots for my sisters cousin.

Wouldn't your sister's cousin be your cousin too? Goggleemoticon
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Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Yes, i did get the reference Mary but that is still a common situation @_a
I meant to imply I made myself a unic with a zipper, gawd!

[Image: 300px-Algore.JPG]
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Providence Wrote:I meant to imply I made myself a unic with a zipper, gawd!

[Image: 300px-Algore.JPG]

I think its half bear and half pigman.
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#17
Throws Wrote:Wouldn't your sister's cousin be your cousin too? Goggleemoticon

Well we have different dads, I really didn't know if that would make her my cousin.
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Providence Wrote:I meant to imply I made myself a unic with a zipper, gawd!

[Image: 300px-Algore.JPG]

a-@ arent unics without the nads? your explanation was for castration i think Eek
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#19
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:a-@ arent unics without the nads? your explanation was for castration i think Eek

A eunuch has been castrated, and has no testesUH!
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#20
I've had hardcore sexual fantasies about my female cousin.

How messed up that would be if she ever knew that. Maybe I shouldn't even admit it...
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