ITT: Too Much Information

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http://www.sfweekly.com/slideshow/view/28077512
Wut is this I don't even KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW.


@Chris - My friend once had an Xbox controller that couldn't turn the rumble off. Only way to make it stop was to yank the batteries. We called it the woman controller.

Well ok, my sister has a different dad then she does now. Both of the parents we have right now are my two real parents. The cousin was on the dads side on my sisters dad, which is not my dad. My sister is only my half sister.

It was the second time seeing her, my sister found out yesterday she's actually lesbian...
So yeah. lol

I think thats fair play a-@ Shes the cousin of your half sister, theres like 1/10 blood or something @-a i think the illegal incest come in a like first or second cousins. Anyway, Rudy Juiliani or whatever, the mayor (ex?) of new york was once married to a cousin, went all the way too, loads and all.

itt: people post gay fantasies i can fap to

but seriously

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I used to stick my penis in shampoo bottles when I was 9

and

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you know in ps2 games where some cut scenes had the controller vibrate? I used to put the controller over my junk while it was vibrating. I would quit the game and watch the cut scene over again and over and over again

Who hasnt? (besides the ladies....or have they a_@)

Did that not burn @Chris?

Did that not burn @Chris?

they were empty.

also looking back...the openings were so tiny

Did that not burn @Chris?

Ok, so this one didnt try it a-@

hahaha you could think of it as the young mans plantain pump hahahahha

I used to cut the whiskers off of the cat,
I used to steal the powerdrill and drill holes into the wall,
I used to sleep in a 100 Dalmation's tent,
I used to drive the riding lawnmower out in the fields,
I used to run in the mud puddlesn naked,
I used to cross the street to papa's house,
I used to chase the chickens and bark at the dog,
I used to adventure through the woods,
I used to be five years old,
I used to be a country boy.

I used to cut the whiskers off of the cat,

JUST SEEiNG THESE WORDS MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL. FFFFFFFFFFF

ANYONE WHO DOES THIS NEEDS TO BE SHOT.

JUST SEEiNG THESE WORDS MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL. FFFFFFFFFFF

ANYONE WHO DOES THIS NEEDS TO BE SHOT.

wryyyyyyyyyyyyy.
That cat was a peach,
all it did was peach and moan.
Maybe cause I cut it's whiskers off...

It's best not to argue Taylor, it's a very bad thing to do.

I used to cut the whiskers off of the cat

edit (this was around 12 years ago too mind ya)
I had an OCD that led me to do this a-@ only lasted a lil while, then i started on my eye lashes after getting pink eye in school X_X Now maple is my OCD

when I was about 5 I drowned a baby chick at my mom's friends' accidentally. my mom's friend revived it somehow and I ended up killing it again

When I was about 6, I decided that my cat wanted to swim with me. He didn't...

My fiance and I have an agreement: if either of us comes into possession of a time machine in the future, we will travel back in time to have a threesome with ourselves. That's right, forget preventing WWII, giving scientists the cure for AIDS, or any of that... it's all about teh selfish kinky sex.

Mmmmm.

My fiance and I have an agreement: if either of us comes into possession of a time machine in the future, we will travel back in time to have a threesome with ourselves. That's right, forget preventing WWII, giving scientists the cure for AIDS, or any of that... it's all about teh selfish kinky sex.

Mmmmm.

Yay sex with yourself, only 80 years old.

Yay sex with yourself, only 80 years old.

Hell, I'd have so much freakin' experience at 80 years old, I could probably make myself orgasm in 30 seconds or less. Yes please.

My fiance and I have an agreement: if either of us comes into possession of a time machine in the future, we will travel back in time to have a threesome with ourselves. That's right, forget preventing WWII, giving scientists the cure for AIDS, or any of that... it's all about teh selfish kinky sex.

Mmmmm.

Im guessing one of yourselves at a time right? a-@ who knows, maybe in some wierd way, that will cure AIDS a_@

Hell, I'd have so much freakin' experience at 80 years old, I could probably make myself orgasm in 30 seconds or less. Yes please.

30 seconds is amateur stuff.

Try 15.

My fiance and I have an agreement: if either of us comes into possession of a time machine in the future, we will travel back in time to have a threesome with ourselves. That's right, forget preventing WWII, giving scientists the cure for AIDS, or any of that... it's all about teh selfish kinky sex.

Mmmmm.

By remarkable coincidence, my fiance and I came to the same deal. Cept I have to spoil her with gifts and cook for her a ton for her to say yes to that threesome.

30 seconds is amateur stuff.

Try 15.

Work your kegals.

By remarkable coincidence, my fiance and I came to the same deal. Cept I have to spoil her with gifts and cook for her a ton for her to say yes to that threesome.

why include your fiance? just go back in time, return to the present as time passes and have sex with 3 of yourselfs?

so like. your present self aged from the past, your future that went back in time from the past, and your present self again. I think I broke my brain a little.