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I have a mole on the base of my penis.

I have a mole on the base of my penis.

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All fear the haggus-ratUH!

No, not that kind.

I also fantasize about being dominated by my girlfriend...feels good, man.

I shoved my plantain in someone's ass when I was 13.

I shoved my plantain in someone's ass when I was 13.

Can't say I've done that, nor wanted to, but gratsUH!

Can't say I've done that, nor wanted to, but gratsUH!

It was hot
I'm proud to say I lost my virginity earlier than most of your hetero whores,
even if it only lasted 5 minutes until he chickened out.

No, not that kind.

I also fantasize about being dominated by my girlfriend...feels good, man.

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I shoved my plantain in someone's ass when I was 13.

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ITS RuFUS FROM KIM POSSiBLE!

The only time I would want to be dominated by my girlfriend would be in bed.. That's the only time I see it being fun.

Other than that, back in the kitchen yo.

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No, not like that. Stuff like face sitting, or her sticking her foot in my mouth.

Brb fappan.

This thread is now aabout face pumping, proceed.

No, not like that. Stuff like face sitting, or her sticking her foot in my mouth.

Brb fappan.

The first is unbelievably hot. The latter is a little overboard for me, but eh.

face sitting

Yum.

Well we have different dads, I really didn't know if that would make her my cousin.

Is it a cousin from either of your dad's sides of the family or is it from your moms? And if you see them fairly regularly and do family stuff with them, while not technically, you should still consider her your cousin. And not touch her.

The first is unbelievably hot. The latter is a little overboard for me, but eh.

I have a foot fetish, so I would quite enjoy that.

Yes.

I asked a man out before and meant it.

I was turned down.

I asked a man out before and meant it.

I was turned down.

I know the feeling brah.
It doesn't feel good.

I have a foot fetish, so I would quite enjoy that.

Yes.

I'm a bust man myself.

Is it a cousin from either of your dad's sides of the family or is it from your moms? And if you see them fairly regularly and do family stuff with them, while not technically, you should still consider her your cousin. And not touch her.

Well ok, my sister has a different dad then she does now. Both of the parents we have right now are my two real parents. The cousin was on the dads side on my sisters dad, which is not my dad. My sister is only my half sister.

It was the second time seeing her, my sister found out yesterday she's actually lesbian...
So yeah. lol

itt: people post gay fantasies i can fap to

but seriously

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I used to stick my penis in shampoo bottles when I was 9

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you know in ps2 games where some cut scenes had the controller vibrate? I used to put the controller over my junk while it was vibrating. I would quit the game and watch the cut scene over again and over and over again