I'm Going To Kill Myself

I'd tap that.

I know u jeliz of muh fly ride!

I know u jeliz of muh fly ride!

I am

I really want to ride it.(Notice I didn't put "in" in that sentence.)

I'm mucho jeliz.

Two plains and one colorless.

pineapple, all I got are Pokemon cards >:[

How come this thread hasn't been moved? I requested it yesterday... -_-

I guess you guys just aren't interested in my getting help.

How come this thread hasn't been moved? I requested it yesterday... -_-

I guess you guys just aren't interested in my getting help.

attention whore much?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMG MOVE THE THREAD BEFORE HE ACTUALLY DOES!!!!!

How come this thread hasn't been moved? I requested it yesterday... -_-

I guess you guys just aren't interested in my getting help.

I really hope you told Harmonized that this was a joke because myself and another person are under the impression it's not. "Lulz" or not, there's only so far a joke like this should go before it should be definitely announced that it was indeed a joke.

This place was supposed to be ran better than Sleepywood. Yet, mods are in on a joke such as this as well. Not only did you actually fool someone into thinking you were serious, BUT you mocked a real suicide threat. Not cool at all.

I don't mind the thread continuing for fun and giggles, but it should at least be announced that this was indeed a fake. Troll Sucessful. Etc Etc.

I as well got a PM. Pretty fked up.

I as well got a PMS. Pretty fked up.

scary stuff

scary stuff

Very. .__. Be glad she doesn't call your neighbors and talk dirty to them.

scary stuff

lol. srs business.

Sammy, if you see that guy in 227, tell him I'm sorry!!!

I really hope you told Harmonized that this was a joke because myself and another person are under the impression it's not. "Lulz" or not, there's only so far a joke like this should go before it should be definitely announced that it was indeed a joke.

This place was supposed to be ran better than Sleepywood. Yet, mods are in on a joke such as this as well. Not only did you actually fool someone into thinking you were serious, BUT you mocked a real suicide threat. Not cool at all.

I don't mind the thread continuing for fun and giggles, but it should at least be announced that this was indeed a fake. Troll Sucessful. Etc Etc.

Did he tell you it was a joke?

Did he tell you it was a joke?

I would say this answers your question.

 Spoiler

Yes, it was announced in a PM to me that it was a joke and that the people who needed to know (The Mods) knew it was. He stated to me that a side benefit was to find people like you, and i thought it was a good goal. But, another PM made to someone else, said "It's plenty obvious that no one's buying this besides Harrisonized, but it's deliciously funny that he is."

I PMed him last night, asking that he admit this was a joke. Tonight I was made aware of the other PM sent to the friend. Looked at the thread, saw him still milking the drama.

It's not funny to make fun of other people. It's not funny to joke this extreme about suicide. And its definetly not funny to make fun of someone who had a real threat.

No offense but anyone who took this seriously needs to not be so naïve and gullible. Consider the factors if you were thinking about suicide. If you're in a state of depression, has no friends and are thinking of suicide due to it, you'd probably spend a great deal of time on the internet. And if you live online that long, you ought to know how it rolls.

You should know if the internet is something you can turn to for advice or not and more importantly, where. It certainly isn't gonna be in the spam section of a maple story forum.

Tone is also something you can pick up from someone's writing. There are teenage xanga pages out there that are 10 times more emo than this stuff.

Excuse me Steve but I believe you should do it. It is quite clear that you have no friends and I couldn't name a single person that doesn't hate you.

Oh, and I'm not logging on for your zakum times! TIMES TO DC.

jkilybby<3

You know what else is funny? Everything. Threads like this are what makes the world awesome. Political correctness will eventually turn the world into a huge pimento. Fight the power, Simon.

My biggest problem with this thread was the fact that even after someone took it seriously, you guys led him on.

What made this thread seem serious was the "Mods, move this to the pits of hell."

Seriously, disgusting. It's not cool to make fun of other people. And in this thread you mocked two different people.

My biggest problem with this thread was the fact that even after someone took it seriously, you guys led him on.

What made this thread seem serious was the "Mods, move this to the pits of hell."

Seriously, disgusting. It's not cool to make fun of other people. And in this thread you mocked two different people.

I still think it's a parody of my thread
Leave it to a bunch of a-holes though to make fun of something like this.