I'm Going To Kill Myself

Life isn't worth living anymore.

cool story bro

Goddam parents ALWAYS ragging on me, always telling me that I can't do this, I can't do that. And everyone at school keeps bothering me. Like today, three guys caught me as I was about to go home from school and beat me up so bad that I'm not even thinking straight now.

Everyone hates me. I'm sick and tired of this. The only way for this to end... is for me to end it.

[anticapslockdisablingmechanism]DO IT, JUMP OFF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AND DO A BACKFLIP

Make sure you have a safety charm.

Make sure you have a safety charm.

Yeah, wouldn't want to lose 10% as well as your life

I'm going to encourage you to suicide, because there's no rule that says I can't.

I'm going to encourage you to suicide, because there's no rule that says I can't.

What he said

Have fun.

I'm going to encourage you to suicide, because there's no rule that says I can't.

NOOOOOOOO that will make Southperry look bad!!!!

Did you miss the Pits of Hell?

DO IT, F'AGGOT.

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Did you miss the Pits of Hell?

Is your sarcasm detector broken?

Is your sarcasm detector broken?

I think yours might be broken.

I think yours might be broken.

I better go get it fixed.

Suck it up.
You don't know real sorrow, sombreness, and melancholy! =(

I'm hurt that all of you consider that this is fake. Thank you Harrisonized; mods please move to Pits of Hell.

Life is just a huge fuckup for me. It hurts inside to admit this to everyone, but I've been diagnosed with severe depression just over three months ago after I tried to kill myself by jumping out of my apartment window. Some days I'm at the top of the world, but days like today make me question why I even live on anymore.

Make sure you have a safety charm.

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh out loud for several minutes.

silly boy

I'm hurt that all of you consider that this is fake. Thank you Harrisonized; mods please move to Pits of Hell.

Life is just a huge pineappleup for me. It hurts inside to admit this to everyone, but I've been diagnosed with severe depression just over three months ago after I tried to kill myself by jumping out of my apartment window. Some days I'm at the top of the world, but days like today make me question why I even live on anymore.

Bipolar disorder.
Take some lithium batteries, and eat them.
Just to end the tenebrous malaise that is your life...