I'm Going To Kill Myself

You all know I'm always up for some laughs. But I don't really find suicide funny. If it's real, you shouldn't have posted it in a random internet forum across the internet. Even if you posted here before. If you need to talk about it, use a trusty person near you.

Ranting about how little sense life has left is ridiculous. To start with, most of the people here are young, so I assume you talk without knowing stuff. Life is suffering, and also enjoyment.

This isn't like Maplestory, nobody's gonna leech you up to level 150. If you want that level, you fight for it. Ok, that was kinda weird, but back on topic...

Look around you. The weather, the stuff you have surrounding you... The materials that form them... All that beauty alone is worth looking.


And about the rest of you, making fun of this... You never take it seriously until it passes around your head at least once, and sounds tempting. It's his fault for posting it here in the first place, but at least don't be so... harsh. Or maybe it's just me and my fear of cuts :p



Ok, and now, the obligatory goggle for a funhouse topic

Harrisonized, you should stop reading things too literally and look at the big picture. Remember that time when you tried to tackle the fallacies of a computer generated argument... three times?

OH GOD LOL

haha

Harrisonized, you should stop reading things too literally and look at the big picture. Remember that time when you tried to tackle the fallacies of a computer generated argument... three times?

Link me it nao.

Link me it nao.

http://www.southperry.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10198

Im going to pretend to take this seriously:

Suicide is worth it, you are an individual consuming resources of oxygen and other food. If you end it now you body will decompose and your nutrients will be used up to hopefully give some life some foods.

It's worth it because hell might not be a bad place, an endless sleep is peaceful (yet endless so it might get boring imo), you could end up in heaven, or be resurrected as a weapon wielding flying uber smart alien with a lazer gun.

It's worth it because you might have life insurance.

It's worth it because suicides is why the suicide hotline people have jobs, along with doctors at morgues.


BUT THEN AGAIN IT IS NOT WORTH IT: you wont live long enough to see the world kill its self in 2012. That should be fun and thats the reason why I am still alive.

Im going to pretend to take this seriously:

Suicide is worth it, you are an individual consuming resources of oxygen and other food. If you end it now you body will decompose and your nutrients will be used up to hopefully give some life some foods.

It's worth it because hell might not be a bad place, an endless sleep is peaceful (yet endless so it might get boring imo), you could end up in heaven, or be resurrected as a weapon wielding flying uber smart alien with a lazer gun.

It's worth it because you might have life insurance.

It's worth it because suicides is why the suicide hotline people have jobs, along with doctors at morgues.


BUT THEN AGAIN IT IS NOT WORTH IT: you wont live long enough to see the world kill its self in 2012. That should be fun and thats the reason why I am still alive.

Are you fu'cking kidding me? Sometimes I think you need to go back to Russia or an Igloo.

Are you fu'cking kidding me? Sometimes I think you need to go back to Russia or an Igloo.

I don't want to go back to Russia. I had to pay good rubles to become a "traitor to the Soviet Union," (that's what refugees who manage to get the fuuck out of there were classified as.)

By the way you can't have "slaughter" without "laughter." Think about it for a sec.

Credit my friend Aaron for digging that one up.

By the way you can't have "slaughter" without "laughter." Think about it for a sec.

I seriously lol'd at work and everyone looked at me and called me wierdo...

By the way you can't have "slaughter" without "laughter." Think about it for a sec.

You can't say 'happiness' without 'penis' :U

You all know I'm always up for some laughs. But I don't really find suicide funny. If it's real, you shouldn't have posted it in a random internet forum across the internet. Even if you posted here before. If you need to talk about it, use a trusty person near you.

Ranting about how little sense life has left is ridiculous. To start with, most of the people here are young, so I assume you talk without knowing stuff. Life is suffering, and also enjoyment.

This isn't like Maplestory, nobody's gonna leech you up to level 150. If you want that level, you fight for it. Ok, that was kinda weird, but back on topic...

Look around you. The weather, the stuff you have surrounding you... The materials that form them... All that beauty alone is worth looking.


And about the rest of you, making fun of this... You never take it seriously until it passes around your head at least once, and sounds tempting. It's his fault for posting it here in the first place, but at least don't be so... harsh. Or maybe it's just me and my fear of cuts :p



Ok, and now, the obligatory goggle for a funhouse topic

Completely agreed.

But still, people are complete fucktards and don't get this, and ask for help from insensitive maplers such as myself. Therefore, deserved to be made fun of and encouraged to go through with the attention seeking action they are threatening.

lolol. Seriously, are you guys on crack? And Ken, I agree, you cant have it without penis.

Happiness and Penis?

Id rather have nirvanna.

I'm appalled that not one, but TWO mods just treated this thread like a joke, and even after being ordered to move this thread to the Pits of Hell, didn't do anything about it. LoL, you made me lose the game. >_>

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Harrisonized, you should stop reading things too literally and look at the big picture. Remember that time when you tried to tackle the fallacies of a computer generated argument... three times?

I would like to say, atleast you don't have a fuckin pimento brother, who tries to be cool in front of his friend (which he stole from you) by punching you, right after you bought them both pizza. That dipshit...

I would like to say, atleast you don't have a pineapplein pimento brother, who tries to be cool in front of his friend (which he stole from you) by punching you, right after you bought them both pizza. That dippomegranate...

What does that have to do with anything ?

What does that have to do with anything ?

It has everything to do with Burger King.

It has everything to do with Burger King.

Edit: YOU TRICKY FKER! YOU EDITED YOUR POST AS I WAS POSTING.

I guess so... maybe he needs a ride on my .....

SHORT BUS!

Edit: YOU TRICKY FKER! YOU EDITED YOUR POST AS I WAS POSTING.

I guess so... maybe he needs a ride on my .....

SHORT BUS!

I'd tap that.

I'd tap that.

Two plains and one colorless.