Quotes =)

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Not so much a quote, but I follow that everywhere.

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Not so much a quote, but I follow that everywhere.

i like that one too, *also points to signature* sadly this one is becoming less true everyday

do, or do not, there is no try -yoda

you're in love, have a beer - hellboy 2

make like a tree, and pineapple off - boondock saints

certainty of death? slim chance of success? what are we waiting for - lotr

"When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end." -Twilight

"When the gates of Pax Tharsas fall, we will make our way through and avoid anything to do with Thorbardin. History and time will be changed, all because of a Kender."
- Raistlin

^ If you know that, say "I LOVE DRAGONLANCE" ^

"No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to."
- Lynn Johnston

LOL facebook quote

Brick walls are there for a reason. They let us prove how badly we want things.

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"Never use a hatchet to remove a fly from the forehead of a friend." - Random Fortune Cookie.

So, so true. -.-

Ooh ooh~

You don't have a chance unless you take one.

"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don't know we don't know."

- Former US Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld

"You like Chinese food."
- my fortune cookie

"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side and it binds the universe together"

"Life is the only sexually transmitted disease that is 100% fatal."

"If at first you don't succeed... maybe skydiving isn't for you."

"He who can does; He who cannot teaches."
- George Bernard Shaw

"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire"
- George Bernard Shaw

"I'm so clever that sometimes even I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying"
- Oscar Wilde

"I can resist everything except temptation"
- Oscar Wilde

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Put your hand on a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
(Dunno who said it, but Good Will Hunting stole it )

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." <--- so true
- Franklin P. Jones

"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side and it binds the universe together"

LOL I have a shirt that says that, and it has duct tape on it (part of the shirt).

"He who can does; He who cannot teaches."
- George Bernard Shaw

I fucking HATE that quote.
I teach Karate
Really to be a good teacher you have to BE AWESOME at what you do.
you have to understand EVERY TINY detail.
I'd love to beat Shaw's ass.
But he is dead.
So I cannot.
Yeah... I'd beat some nobel Prize winner ass.

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Meh quotes

Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx

Heh.. yeah, the teaching quote doesn't always apply. It's amazing how often it did in university though, probably because 90% of what you learn you aren't going to use once you join the work force.

yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. but today is a gift, that's why they call it the present~
-turtle sensei (kung fu panda)
money can buy happiness, people just don't know where to shop :3

"If you're good at something, never do it for free"- The Joker

“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” – Harvey Dent

LOL <3 The Dark Knight xD

"We were given four cardinal directions to follow; we were too incompetent to stick to the one direction that we initially chose to travel towards. From our aforementioned incompetence and sense of misdirection is where we derive the infinite vectors of our lives."

-Anonymous

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"Love can be both heaven and hell."
Anders Jacobsson, vocalist in Draconian

"There is no evil without love."
Anon

Also (though contradicting the above quote)

The opposite of love is not evil, but indifference.

"Ask a man which way he is going got vote, and he will probably tell you. Ask him, however, why, and vagueness is all."

"War doesn't decide who's right - only who's left"

"You always hear patriots talking about dying for their country, but never about killing for their country"

"It is better to close you mouth and have everyone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and confirm all suspiscions."

"That which does not kill me just postpones the inevitable"