Quotes =)

I don't know about this here community, but i personally enjoy quotes from anywhere (especially fortune cookies =P)...

So post your favorite, or any other quotes that you wish to share with the community here.

I'll start it off with this one:

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
- Mewtwo: Mewtwo Strike Back <<< lol pokemons =P

"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll!" - Shigeru Miyamoto

"A joke is a very serious thing" - Winston Churchill

I love quotes...Im doing a quote a week in my siggy. Quotes inspire me, motivate me and even allow me to find solace if im feeling down.

“Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember”-Anon

My signature, for one.

"You know, I was going to wait a few weeks to do this but -shoots Grod-" - Lex Luthor.
"Turning into a Snake never helps" - Evil Overlord's Guide.

i love this one =D

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke


heres a good one by albert einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

I love quotes...Im doing a quote a week in my siggy. Quotes inspire me, motivate me and even allow me to find solace if im feeling down.

“Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember”-Anon

Thats not exactly very accurate though >_>;

Also, classic quote here;

"If there is evil in this world, it lurks in the hearts of men" - Edward D. Morrison

"If in physics there's something you don't understand, you can always hide behind the uncharted depths of nature. You can always blame God. You didn't make it so complex yourself. But if your program doesn't work, there is no one to hide behind. You cannot hide behind an obstinate nature. If it doesn't work, you've messed up." - Dijkstra

"I'm not a complete Idiot, some parts are missing."

I don't remember who that is from, but I got it from a site full of funny quotes.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. John Lennon (1940 - 1980)

There's no 'wise insight' in this one, but I heard it from a female friend of mine, it's pretty cute.

Sometimes skulls are thick, Sometimes peoples hearts are vacant, Sometimes kind words don't work, So sometimes the hell I create is necessary.

"We are Anonymous. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us."

go internets!

I love quotes...Im doing a quote a week in my siggy. Quotes inspire me, motivate me and even allow me to find solace if im feeling down.

I agree with you. LOL i have a whole list on a word document cause i like them so much =P

Anyways here's one i got off a fortune cookie =)

“In great attempts it is even glorious to fail”

Love all of everyones replys

"Q: Whats the best way to come your hare? A: Hold by its large ears and stroke gently" - Laffy Taffy Co.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Bullet Tooth Tony - Snatch [Movie].

Got all these in an e-mail with well.. quotes on women/marriage. Love it, haha.

David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Henny Youngman
'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'

Sam Kinison
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.. It's called marriage.'

James Holt McGavran
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Anonymous
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

I'll do my best to remember this one from Kung Fu Panda (Pretty good movie by the way).

"The past is history, the future's a mystery, and today is a gift: that is why it is called the present."

Not even sure of its actual origins o.o Just heard it in the movie.

My quote of the beginning of the week?

"Distance tests the endurance of the horse; time reveals a person's character"
-Chinese proverb

"I would kill everyone in this room for 1 drop of sweet beer" -Homer Simpson-

[SIZE="1"]"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter" - Winston Churchill [/SIZE]