Swine Flu Apocalypse

I'd run to Madagascar, but I have no money. Guess I'm screwed. :/

I was wondering when someone would pull that reference.

I have the normal flu. PLZ NO EVOLVE. Brb, spamming B button.

I think everyone should get an xbox 360 (if you don't have one), buy Left4Dead and learn something about anti-zombie ass kicking.... but that's just me... O_o
but really, I don't think it's that serious.. my stupid social study teacher was freaking out.. she wore a mask and made everyone go into the bathroom, wash there hands.. 5 minutes later then use hand sanitizer!!!! It's a daily routine and I'm getting tired of it..
I'm starting to hate the media!

What should we use? Water won't work twice .

That's because it doesn't infect people, much less act like a virus

On a semi-related note, I briefly saw an episode of House on Fox Sunday night, and the woman who ran the hospital or something was talking really loudly to House about an infection one guy had which, if it was what they suspected it was, could kill everyone on board the plane (jumbo airliner) they were riding before they even landed. Some woman overheard them and started freaking out.

...Two words:

"Resident Evil"

Swine flu was caused by scubadivers?

...Two words:

"Resident Evil"

I already ninja'd you.