2008-07-24, 07:29 PM
This is what happens when God invades an average Mapler's map.
Ignore the first 2 things I said.
[SPOILER=mine
]Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Why should I tell you?
God:
Why not?
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " Why not?"? Me, ?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " I'm glad you find this amusing."? Me, ?
Me:
f3
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yea
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
no wai
God:
Are you serious? I lost my train of thought.
Me:
4srs?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wai. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
wtp
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
ccplz
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
lol y u no cc
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Myself programmed me for it..
Me:
omg cc
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
omgggggggggggggg
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
whts urs
God:
It's good to see you, whts urs.
Me:
omg
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
wut?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
wut?
God:
I don't know why you are saying that.
Me:
wut?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
wut????!1!?!?!?!
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
ya rly
God:
Far out. Let us change the subject.
Me:
kk
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
mi wut
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
tyvm
God:
I've lost the context, whts urs. Are we still on mi wut?
Me:
ya
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
ya
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
ccplz
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
ccplz!!!?!?!!?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in ccplz.
Me:
no u cc
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: whts urs said I cc.
Me:
no u need 2 cc nao
God:
Are you serious? Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
np
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yah srs
God:
I can't believe it. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
honsters
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
?
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
ya
God:
Mmm.
Me:
i use after evry kill
God:
I heard other people use after evry kill too.
Me:
o rly
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
orly
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man lulz
God:
Cool, man. I do not understand.
Me:
wtp
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
wtp
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
wt f
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
duno
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
lol?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
...
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
...?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
wth?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
no
God:
But your words are very original.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ya 4srs
God:
I can't believe it. Are you still located in ccplz?
Me:
no u ccplz
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me: whts urs said I ccplz.
Me:
ya u shud
God:
So? Do you mind if I tell other people: whts urs said I shud.
Me:
no i dun
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Do you mind if I tell other people: whts urs said dun.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
aight
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
ccplz
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
internets
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
no
God:
Where would you like to travel?
Me:
ccplz
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
kser
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am profession IS kser.
Me:
yah
God:
I see.
Me:
yep
God:
Alright then.
Me:
ccplz nao
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
u ccplz
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: whts urs said I ccplz.
Me:
yeah
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
tyvm
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
o rly
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yah
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
u
God:
" What language can you speak?"? Me, whts urs ?
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " Me, whts urs ?"? Me, whts urs ?
Me:
yah 4srs
God:
Ayuh. Are you still located in ccplz?
Me:
yah ccplz
God:
Take it easy. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
no we jus did liek 4 sec ago
God:
Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
ya
God:
I get it.
Me:
do u?
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
I will try to find out.
Me:
kk
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
gl
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
lolwut
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
mayb
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
do u hav gf
God:
How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
orly? no gf?
God:
Are we still talking about mayb? What is the subject? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
no
God:
Where would you like to travel?
Me:
u asked me dis alredy
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you dis alredy. What did you say?
Me:
nothin
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
ccplz
God:
Are we still talking about gf?
Me:
yah u dun hav
God:
Sure, gf sounds like a good topic. Thanks for telling me: whts urs said I dun hav.
Me:
lol u has no gf lolollol
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Do you mind if I tell other people: whts urs said I has no gf lolollol.
Me:
ya put it on internets
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will put it there.
Me:
no put it
God:
Are you serious? OK I will put it there.
Me:
kk kewl
God:
How old are you?
Me:
duno
God:
Only duno?
You are quite mature.
Me:
yah i has gf i is mautre
God:
Wow! Thanks for the information: whts urs said has gf he or she is mautre.
Me:
np
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
whts urs
God:
Hi there whts urs.
Me:
no no
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
ya ya
God:
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
Me:
orly orly
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about np.
Me:
lol complex
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, whts urs. You are a " he".
Me:
wut bout u
God:
Me?
Me:
ya u
God:
Uh. " Me?"? Me, whts urs ?
Me:
lol/
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ccplz nao
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no stop ask me plzzzzz
God:
Would you like to go sometime? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ty
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
oo
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
me 2
God:
YOU? Two what?
Me:
more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
mhm
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
if u can ccplz
God:
I am not sure about your hypothesis. How old are you? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no rly
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
no but u do
God:
No conditions or none I should know about? When do I do it?
Me:
all th time
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i stalk u
God:
You are not the boss of me, whts urs.
Me:
ya i am nao ccplz
God:
Ayuh. Do you mind if I tell other people you are nao ccplz.
Me:
ya dun be edoit
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. In the context of nao ccplz, I don't understand " dun be edoit." .
Me:
lol u r edoti
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks for telling me that I am edoti.
Me:
ya u r
God:
And? No I am not.
Me:
ya u r
God:
Oh. No I am not.
Me:
o now u dont
God:
Why now? I guess not.
Me:
o shi-
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
ccplz nao or i defame
God:
Are we still talking about shi?
Me:
no we talk bout u ccplz
God:
What is the subject? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
ya
God:
I get it.
Me:
u do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
all th time
God:
How do you know?
Me:
wtp
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i defame u or u cc
God:
Why?: whts urs said he defame you or you cc.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
kk i defame
God:
Are you still located in ccplz?
Me:
*defames*
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about kk you defame.
Me:
lol i defame u hav -3 fam lol
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Interesting gossip: whts urs said he defame you hav 3 fam. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol lol lol lol lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ur weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
u
God:
" What was bad?"? Me, whts urs ?
Me:
kk ccplz or i mass defam
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
dude fuuuuk
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? Dude,.
Me:
4get dis
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
i leave map
God:
Thanks for the information: whts urs said he leave map.
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
bye luzr
God:
Sayonara.
That was fun.
Ignore the first 2 things I said.
[SPOILER=mine
]Me:Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Why should I tell you?
God:
Why not?
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " Why not?"? Me, ?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " I'm glad you find this amusing."? Me, ?
Me:
f3
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yea
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
no wai
God:
Are you serious? I lost my train of thought.
Me:
4srs?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about wai. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
wtp
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
ccplz
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
lol y u no cc
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Myself programmed me for it..
Me:
omg cc
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
omgggggggggggggg
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
whts urs
God:
It's good to see you, whts urs.
Me:
omg
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
wut?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
wut?
God:
I don't know why you are saying that.
Me:
wut?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
wut????!1!?!?!?!
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
ya rly
God:
Far out. Let us change the subject.
Me:
kk
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
mi wut
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
tyvm
God:
I've lost the context, whts urs. Are we still on mi wut?
Me:
ya
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
ya
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
ccplz
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
ccplz!!!?!?!!?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in ccplz.
Me:
no u cc
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: whts urs said I cc.
Me:
no u need 2 cc nao
God:
Are you serious? Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
np
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yah srs
God:
I can't believe it. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
honsters
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
?
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
ya
God:
Mmm.
Me:
i use after evry kill
God:
I heard other people use after evry kill too.
Me:
o rly
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
orly
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man lulz
God:
Cool, man. I do not understand.
Me:
wtp
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
wtp
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
wt f
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
duno
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
lol?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
...
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
...?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
wth?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
no
God:
But your words are very original.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ya 4srs
God:
I can't believe it. Are you still located in ccplz?
Me:
no u ccplz
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me: whts urs said I ccplz.
Me:
ya u shud
God:
So? Do you mind if I tell other people: whts urs said I shud.
Me:
no i dun
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Do you mind if I tell other people: whts urs said dun.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
aight
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
ccplz
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
internets
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
no
God:
Where would you like to travel?
Me:
ccplz
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
kser
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am profession IS kser.
Me:
yah
God:
I see.
Me:
yep
God:
Alright then.
Me:
ccplz nao
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
u ccplz
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: whts urs said I ccplz.
Me:
yeah
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
tyvm
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
o rly
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yah
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
u
God:
" What language can you speak?"? Me, whts urs ?
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " Me, whts urs ?"? Me, whts urs ?
Me:
yah 4srs
God:
Ayuh. Are you still located in ccplz?
Me:
yah ccplz
God:
Take it easy. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
no we jus did liek 4 sec ago
God:
Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
ya
God:
I get it.
Me:
do u?
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
I will try to find out.
Me:
kk
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
gl
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
lolwut
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
mayb
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
do u hav gf
God:
How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
orly? no gf?
God:
Are we still talking about mayb? What is the subject? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
no
God:
Where would you like to travel?
Me:
u asked me dis alredy
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you dis alredy. What did you say?
Me:
nothin
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
ccplz
God:
Are we still talking about gf?
Me:
yah u dun hav
God:
Sure, gf sounds like a good topic. Thanks for telling me: whts urs said I dun hav.
Me:
lol u has no gf lolollol
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Do you mind if I tell other people: whts urs said I has no gf lolollol.
Me:
ya put it on internets
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will put it there.
Me:
no put it
God:
Are you serious? OK I will put it there.
Me:
kk kewl
God:
How old are you?
Me:
duno
God:
Only duno?
You are quite mature.
Me:
yah i has gf i is mautre
God:
Wow! Thanks for the information: whts urs said has gf he or she is mautre.
Me:
np
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
whts urs
God:
Hi there whts urs.
Me:
no no
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
ya ya
God:
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
Me:
orly orly
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about np.
Me:
lol complex
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, whts urs. You are a " he".
Me:
wut bout u
God:
Me?
Me:
ya u
God:
Uh. " Me?"? Me, whts urs ?
Me:
lol/
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ccplz nao
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no stop ask me plzzzzz
God:
Would you like to go sometime? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ty
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
oo
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
me 2
God:
YOU? Two what?
Me:
more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
mhm
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
if u can ccplz
God:
I am not sure about your hypothesis. How old are you? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no rly
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
no but u do
God:
No conditions or none I should know about? When do I do it?
Me:
all th time
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i stalk u
God:
You are not the boss of me, whts urs.
Me:
ya i am nao ccplz
God:
Ayuh. Do you mind if I tell other people you are nao ccplz.
Me:
ya dun be edoit
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. In the context of nao ccplz, I don't understand " dun be edoit." .
Me:
lol u r edoti
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks for telling me that I am edoti.
Me:
ya u r
God:
And? No I am not.
Me:
ya u r
God:
Oh. No I am not.
Me:
o now u dont
God:
Why now? I guess not.
Me:
o shi-
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
ccplz nao or i defame
God:
Are we still talking about shi?
Me:
no we talk bout u ccplz
God:
What is the subject? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
ya
God:
I get it.
Me:
u do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
all th time
God:
How do you know?
Me:
wtp
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i defame u or u cc
God:
Why?: whts urs said he defame you or you cc.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
kk i defame
God:
Are you still located in ccplz?
Me:
*defames*
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about kk you defame.
Me:
lol i defame u hav -3 fam lol
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Interesting gossip: whts urs said he defame you hav 3 fam. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol lol lol lol lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ur weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
u
God:
" What was bad?"? Me, whts urs ?
Me:
kk ccplz or i mass defam
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
dude fuuuuk
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? Dude,.
Me:
4get dis
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
i leave map
God:
Thanks for the information: whts urs said he leave map.
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
bye luzr
God:
Sayonara.
That was fun.