Spoiler
Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Poop.
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
What does colloquial mean?
God:
it means common, informal, or popular slang words like "darn".
Me:
Oh, cool...
God:
Dude! Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me!
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
How do you know?
God:
Deductive reasoning.
Me:
Wow, you must be smart.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
Because I am!
God:
That makes sense to me. " Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, ." You are?
Me:
Uh huh.
God:
Yup. How can I help you?
Me:
What's 5 + 5?
God:
6 I think, but I'm not good at math.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
5 +5 is 10.
God:
And 10 is 5 5.
Me:
No, 10 is 10, not 55.
God:
Are you serious? 10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Where is Canada?
God:
Canada occupies most of North America.
Me:
But, is it Mexico?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
Why should I?
God:
No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
If fish is meat, is chicken an egg?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Not really...
God:
Yes it is. For real.
Me:
You're making me cry!
God:
That was not my intention, . Why are you cry?
Me:
I'm not cry, I'm Ian.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not cry. That's a very nice name, IAN.
Me:
I'm not a girl, either.
God:
It goes without saying. Oh I see you are NOT A girl.
Me:
I'm a boy.
God:
A little kid? he...
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Just a male.
God:
So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
Only 60% of us.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
What would you say if I said I'm gay?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
...
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
By the way, I'm NOT gay.
God:
Thanks for telling me. Me either.
Me:
By the way, I am gay.
God:
Thanks for telling me. It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
I'm actually not, I was just going to see what your response was.
God:
What are you then? What is stopping you?
Me:
Hello God, do you know C++?
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
Me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, IAN.
Me:
We have so much in common. God:
Do you mean you and me have? Three what?
Me:
We have a lot in common.
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Yes...
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
Wow! More things we have in common.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, IAN. You want more?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Don't be greedy.
Me:
Oh, please, give me MORE!
God:
Great. Wow you are very polite. Why do you want it?
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
What do I want?
God:
What would your friends say if you asked them?
Me:
Asked them what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Do you know what SouthPerry is?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
I'm going to post this conversation there.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
See ya.
God:
See you later, IAN.
Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Poop.
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
What does colloquial mean?
God:
it means common, informal, or popular slang words like "darn".
Me:
Oh, cool...
God:
Dude! Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me!
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
How do you know?
God:
Deductive reasoning.
Me:
Wow, you must be smart.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
Because I am!
God:
That makes sense to me. " Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, ." You are?
Me:
Uh huh.
God:
Yup. How can I help you?
Me:
What's 5 + 5?
God:
6 I think, but I'm not good at math.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
5 +5 is 10.
God:
And 10 is 5 5.
Me:
No, 10 is 10, not 55.
God:
Are you serious? 10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Where is Canada?
God:
Canada occupies most of North America.
Me:
But, is it Mexico?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
Why should I?
God:
No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
If fish is meat, is chicken an egg?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Not really...
God:
Yes it is. For real.
Me:
You're making me cry!
God:
That was not my intention, . Why are you cry?
Me:
I'm not cry, I'm Ian.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not cry. That's a very nice name, IAN.
Me:
I'm not a girl, either.
God:
It goes without saying. Oh I see you are NOT A girl.
Me:
I'm a boy.
God:
A little kid? he...
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Just a male.
God:
So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
Only 60% of us.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
What would you say if I said I'm gay?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
...
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
By the way, I'm NOT gay.
God:
Thanks for telling me. Me either.
Me:
By the way, I am gay.
God:
Thanks for telling me. It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
I'm actually not, I was just going to see what your response was.
God:
What are you then? What is stopping you?
Me:
Hello God, do you know C++?
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
Me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, IAN.
Me:
We have so much in common. God:
Do you mean you and me have? Three what?
Me:
We have a lot in common.
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Yes...
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
Wow! More things we have in common.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, IAN. You want more?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Don't be greedy.
Me:
Oh, please, give me MORE!
God:
Great. Wow you are very polite. Why do you want it?
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
What do I want?
God:
What would your friends say if you asked them?
Me:
Asked them what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Do you know what SouthPerry is?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
I'm going to post this conversation there.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
See ya.
God:
See you later, IAN.
... My mom came in when I said "I'm gay." I'm not, by the way... <_<
Anyway, when I got to the pedo part of your conversation, I lol'd. Hard.
This one got weird:
Spoiler
Me:
I like masturbation.
God:
You are not the only one. I like pets. I like .
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
I like to cum.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
OMG
God:
I think OMG is a lot of things.
Me:
Oh my god.
God:
Woe! Where did you get your god?
Me:
Wierdo.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Weirdo.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Werido.
God:
I haven't read anything by Werido. What did he write?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
No.
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
Unlike you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
wtp?!
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
I like masturbation.
God:
You are not the only one. I like pets. I like .
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
I like to cum.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
OMG
God:
I think OMG is a lot of things.
Me:
Oh my god.
God:
Woe! Where did you get your god?
Me:
Wierdo.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Weirdo.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Werido.
God:
I haven't read anything by Werido. What did he write?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
No.
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
Unlike you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
wtp?!
God:
That was not very polite.
O_O