Reminiscing about my lost youth

And then there were those of us who got bullied silly.
Pre-second grade is where it's at.

Back when I was 4, I stuck my hands down my pants, shouting, "WHERE'S MY PENIS? WHERE'S MY PENIS?". In a Meijer's while my mom was shopping.

Oh man, I just cracked up like.........no tomorrow. xD

Anyways, the only thing I remember about my youth was playing 4+ hours of Counter-Strike during the afternoons after school (this was back in middle school). Totally regretted that, but it was fun.

But one unusual thing that is kinda kinky was me asking the difference of a penis and a vagina to my mom, back when i was little. Back then.....lets just say that I couldn't tell the difference of a gender. (genital wise). XD

(If I described what I actually asked, it'd be a bit over the top. PM me if you want to know what I really asked xD)