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Reminiscing about my lost youth - Derimed - 2009-02-14
One day when I was about 2-3, my parents had some company over. There was a nice table cloth, and people were eating and drinking. I stood on a chair, eyed a fancy looking glass of water and drank it. Except it wasn't water.
Russia has two military leaders: General Smirnoff, and Admiral Stolichniy. I was thus inducted into the ranks of spirited, (get it, spirited?) Russian military youth. You'd think I would have puked, but no, I took it like a man. And that's the story of how I first got plastered.
Reminiscing about my lost youth - Katie - 2009-02-14
I miss my youth when my family went to dinner and my dad slipped me some Creme de Menthe. Awesome pomegranate. I was 5.
Reminiscing about my lost youth - Throes - 2009-02-14
I was five years old, and fascinated with licking the mirror for some tongue-to-tongue action. The question then popped into my head: what would it feel like to lick someone else's tongue? Just then, my little brother walked into the room. I told him to stick his tongue out.
YAYAYA TONGUE KISSED MY LITTLE BROTHER AT FIVE YEARS OLD. I'm so pro.
Reminiscing about my lost youth - Pikachu - 2009-02-14
Throws Wrote:I was five years old, and fascinated with licking the mirror for some tongue-to-tongue action. The question then popped into my head: what would it feel like to lick someone else's tongue? Just then, my little brother walked into the room. I told him to stick his tongue out.
YAYAYA TONGUE KISSED MY LITTLE BROTHER AT FIVE YEARS OLD. I'm so pro.
INCEST@@@@@@
I got pounded by my father when i was 5 ):.
Reminiscing about my lost youth - JoeTang - 2009-02-14
Quantact Wrote:(get it, spirited?)
lololololol i c wut u did thar
Reminiscing about my lost youth - Beaner - 2009-02-14
Back when i was a kid we used to go hunt dinosaurs and stuff good times....
but really, back then it was so easy, no work, no real life no maple to take my soul. i remember the first time i got drunk, it was with something called sangria on a bday party, good times i was dizzy and i think i puked too.
B> time machine i wanna be 10 again
Reminiscing about my lost youth - Outland - 2009-02-14
Throws Wrote:I was five years old, and fascinated with licking the mirror for some tongue-to-tongue action. The question then popped into my head: what would it feel like to lick someone else's tongue? Just then, my little brother walked into the room. I told him to stick his tongue out.
YAYAYA TONGUE KISSED MY LITTLE BROTHER AT FIVE YEARS OLD. I'm so pro.
I... had the same issue when I was four. But I did it with the neighbor girl in my apartment... good times. :]
Reminiscing about my lost youth - Mark - 2009-02-14
I had the biggest collection of TMNT action figures amongst all my friends. I was king.
Reminiscing about my lost youth - Shidoshi - 2009-02-14
I remember when I got dial-up internet. Wow RPG maker with it's 10MB sure was huge.
Reminiscing about my lost youth - NoJobNoRules - 2009-02-15
Ah, to be a kid. You always want to be bigger and older until you start wanting to be a kid again. No drama, no he-said she-said, no popularity among people - that was the life.
Reminiscing about my lost youth - madanthony - 2009-02-15
NoJobNoRules Wrote:Ah, to be a kid. You always want to be bigger and older until you start wanting to be a kid again. No drama, no he-said she-said, no popularity among people - that was the life.
And then there were those of us who got bullied silly.
Pre-second grade is where it's at.
Back when I was 4, I stuck my hands down my pants, shouting, "WHERE'S MY PENIS? WHERE'S MY PENIS?". In a Meijer's while my mom was shopping.
Reminiscing about my lost youth - Five Second Pose - 2009-02-15
mad, you're too cool.
Reminiscing about my lost youth - NoJobNoRules - 2009-02-17
I don't get where all these bully stories come from. I've gone to the same public school my entire life, and the biggest thing has been one of those "Are you ____?" with some punchline that is idiotic.
Course, we've only had a few people who have got busted for drugs and gone to juvie.
Mad, what's a Meijer's? :f6:
Reminiscing about my lost youth - WillDaSnail - 2009-02-17
madanthony Wrote:And then there were those of us who got bullied silly.Oh man, I just cracked up like.........no tomorrow. xD
Pre-second grade is where it's at.
Back when I was 4, I stuck my hands down my pants, shouting, "WHERE'S MY PENIS? WHERE'S MY PENIS?". In a Meijer's while my mom was shopping.
Anyways, the only thing I remember about my youth was playing 4+ hours of Counter-Strike during the afternoons after school (this was back in middle school). Totally regretted that, but it was fun.
But one unusual thing that is kinda kinky was me asking the difference of a penis and a vagina to my mom, back when i was little. Back then.....lets just say that I couldn't tell the difference of a gender. (genital wise). XD
(If I described what I actually asked, it'd be a bit over the top. PM me if you want to know what I really asked xD)
Reminiscing about my lost youth - Hazzy - 2009-02-17
When I was little... odam, I was sheltered.
madanthony Wrote:Back when I was 4, I stuck my hands down my pants, shouting, "WHERE'S MY PENIS? WHERE'S MY PENIS?". In a Meijer's while my mom was shopping.
XD That's win. B>reenactment of this now.
NoJobNoRules Wrote:I don't get where all these bully stories come from.
Quote:I've gone to the same public school my entire life
How did you not see that...? Of course you won't get bullied ever if you never switch schools, it'll be the same kids from when you're 5 to 18.
When you change schools, you meet new kids/become the 'new kid', thus more likely to be bullied.
learn2probabilty, Kimmy.
Ohright, Alex says:
"He's probably the emo kid that no one wants to bully, cuz no one wants to see him cry?
Reminiscing about my lost youth - aznegglover - 2009-02-17
I had a sheltered childhood .-.