Reminiscing about my lost youth

Ah, to be a kid. You always want to be bigger and older until you start wanting to be a kid again. No drama, no he-said she-said, no popularity among people - that was the life.

And then there were those of us who got bullied silly.
Pre-second grade is where it's at.

Back when I was 4, I stuck my hands down my pants, shouting, "WHERE'S MY PENIS? WHERE'S MY PENIS?". In a Meijer's while my mom was shopping.