2009-02-14, 12:53 PM
One day when I was about 2-3, my parents had some company over. There was a nice table cloth, and people were eating and drinking. I stood on a chair, eyed a fancy looking glass of water and drank it. Except it wasn't water.
Russia has two military leaders: General Smirnoff, and Admiral Stolichniy. I was thus inducted into the ranks of spirited, (get it, spirited?) Russian military youth. You'd think I would have puked, but no, I took it like a man. And that's the story of how I first got plastered.
Russia has two military leaders: General Smirnoff, and Admiral Stolichniy. I was thus inducted into the ranks of spirited, (get it, spirited?) Russian military youth. You'd think I would have puked, but no, I took it like a man. And that's the story of how I first got plastered.