Corrupt a wish thread! - Printable Version

Corrupt a wish thread! - Printable Version

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Corrupt a wish thread! - Blankout - 2008-09-05

Granted, but it's such a tempting...delicious...mouthwatering sandwich that you want to take a huge bite from but can't.

I wish for a donator to post next.

Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-09-05

Wish granted, I donate a punch to your face.

I wish for zzzzzzz.

Corrupt a wish thread! - randompeep - 2008-09-09

Granted. -> zzzzzzz

I wish for pie.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-09-10

randompeep Wrote:Granted. -> zzzzzzz

I wish for pie.

Granted. You are stormed by a mob of angry voluntary-human-extinction-society protestors who throw pies in your face until you fall unconscious.

I wish for a good night's sleep. ^_^

Corrupt a wish thread! - Harrisonized - 2008-09-10

Quantact Wrote:Granted. You are stormed by a mob of angry voluntary-human-extinction-society protestors who throw pies in your face until you fall unconscious.

I wish for a good night's sleep. ^_^

Granted. The sleep lasts forever because someone shot you during midnight.

I wish the next person who posts suffers the same fate.

Corrupt a wish thread! - IcyGreenTea - 2008-09-10

Harrisonized Wrote:Granted. The sleep lasts forever because someone shot you during midnight.

I wish the next person who posts suffers the same fate.

mmmm..... granted, but I come back as a ghost and huant you until you commit suicide.

I wish my bf will stop getting mad at me, and he will not break up with me, or die, get hurt, lose any limbs or any part of his body, won't get struck by lightening, won't be impotent nor infertile, won't suddenly have to move overseas or to any other part of the universe or the core of any planets/stars, won't cheat on me, won't ignore me, and all those things won't happen to me either. Oh, and he'll always show emotion.

Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-09-10

Granted, but your freaky post crashes the internet.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-09-10

ablu2 Wrote:Granted, but your freaky post crashes the internet.

Make a wish next time pl0x.

I wish for global warming, the decay of the ozone layer, and NUCLEAR WAR!!! Shine

Corrupt a wish thread! - hamburgled - 2008-09-11

granted, but next time, try leaving the earth with the rest of the population.

i wish that they friggin fix cwk and get rid of that damn autobanner!

Corrupt a wish thread! - IcyGreenTea - 2008-09-11

Granted, but your computer crashes and so does every other one you try toplay Maple with.

I wish I don't have to order my books through the god-damned uni bookshop again.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-09-11

IcyGreenTea Wrote:Granted, but your computer crashes and so does every other one you try toplay Maple with.

I wish I don't have to order my books through the god-damned uni bookshop again.

Granted. Your books come from teh internets and are seized from your doorstep by a gang, which then does a hearty book burning.

I wish for a cup of decaf coffee with no sugar.

Corrupt a wish thread! - IcyGreenTea - 2008-09-11

Granted, but it was in powder, and you happen to be in the middle of a desert, without even a oasis nor cactus nearby where you can get a drop of water.

I wish I can turn my origami piano into a real working one.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-09-11

IcyGreenTea Wrote:Granted, but it was in powder, and you happen to be in the middle of a desert, without even a oasis nor cactus nearby where you can get a drop of water.

I wish I can turn my origami piano into a real working one.

Granted. The origami piano transforms into a real piano 15 feet above your head, falling down and crushing you to death. Shine

I wish diet soda didn't taste as disgusting or cause cancer.

Corrupt a wish thread! - IcyGreenTea - 2008-09-13

Quantact Wrote:Granted. The origami piano transforms into a real piano 15 feet above your head, falling down and crushing you to death.

I wish diet soda didn't taste as disgusting or cause cancer.

Granted, it now taste nice but it burns holes in your stomach, where you'll eventually die as the stomach acids leaked out eats away your organs.

I wish for a bigger earring holder that fits my whole entire collection on it.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-09-13

IcyGreenTea Wrote:Granted, it now taste nice but it burns holes in your stomach, where you'll eventually die as the stomach acids leaked out eats away your organs.

I wish for a bigger earring holder that fits my whole entire collection on it.

Note: Soda actually DOES have a corrosive effect similar to battery acid. That's why doctors will always advise you not to drink it.

Your wish is granted, but your shoe rack is stolen by devious thieves. Glitter

I wish for Chicago to stop flooding. Frown

Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-09-14

Granted, the entire state of Chicago catches on fire.

I wish for non-posioned air, and there isnt too much or too little of it.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-09-14

ablu2 Wrote:Granted, the entire state of Chicago catches on fire.

I wish for non-posioned air, and there isnt too much or too little of it.

Chicago is a city, not a state. GOTCHA!!! Big Grin

>.>

Granted. You get normal air laced with quite a bit of helium, so you sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks for the next few hours. Glitter

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Corn - 2008-09-14

Quantact Wrote:Chicago is a city, not a state. GOTCHA!!! >.>

Granted. You get normal air laced with quite a bit of helium, so you sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks for the next few hours.

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.

Granted. There are now 24 hours and 1 second (lame I know).

I wish all of the other Shawn Johnson lovers and haters would disappear.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-09-14

ClawofBeta Wrote:Granted. There are now 24 hours and 1 second (lame I know).

I wish all of the other Shawn Johnson lovers and haters would disappear.

Granted. Shawn Johnson gets run over by a bus.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie. Glitter

Corrupt a wish thread! - IcyGreenTea - 2008-09-15

granted, the chocolate cookie is mouldy though...

I wish for a plane ticket to Sydney