I am drunk

Ask my any question and I will answer.

Are you a cat irl?

What is a question?

Could you roll your face over your keyboard 7 times and post the results?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why are you drunk so early?

oh, nevermind, russia

I got the feeling he won't be giving us any answers

Are you a cat irl?

I am cat.

What is a question?

What is answer?

Could you roll your face over your keyboard 7 times and post the results?

d1 JKU87V654R M, BGBF VCNMJ

Note: This was extremely difficult. Too many windows popped up.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A dickload.

Why are you drunk so early?

oh, nevermind, russia

California. Also, why arn't you druink?

I got the feeling he won't be giving us any answers

I was drunkingly playing AoE II: HD.

What are you wearing?

What are you wearing?

Gray long sleeve with greek letterings, black jeans, blue vans.

I am cat.
I was drunkingly playing AoE II: HD.

Thought you passed out for a sec

I call BS. If you were really drunk, your grammar would be shitty.

I call BS. If you were really drunk, your grammar would be shitty.

Honestly, this. You're probably a bit beyond buzzed, but not drunk. :O

I call BS. If you were really drunk, your grammar would be pomegranatety.

HAHA. Good one.
People who know how to control themselves when drunk can type just fine. They can do other tasks fine too.

can you draw yourself on ms paint]?

[video=youtube;ZxQpmiAru1Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxQpmiAru1Q[/video]

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How does this make you feel?

RA, you and me, tonight.

I wanna see you work.

This gives me an idea for a fun forum game. Drunk AMA. SP requests a certain user to get drunk and do an AMA if they are willing.

This gives me an idea for a fun forum game. Drunk AMA. SP requests a certain user to get drunk and do an AMA if they are willing.

I'm down