Im just laughing so damn hard...

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Why? Because Obama doesnt know what the pineapple he is doing

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Why? Because Obama hasnt done ANYTHING

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Why? Because she's a typical Liberal. She thinks everything will be handed to her

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Why? Because it's just funny... especially the Sad Granpa

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Why? Because Obama keeps talking about helping out the working class.... then he basically forces them to shut down their stores and then BLOCKS their 1st Amendment rights

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Why? Because egg tosses are fun.... and Socialists on a Stick are lulz

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Why? Because if he cant even get a job with the CIA or FBI.... should he be running this country?

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Why? Because Obama's cult is getting out of hand

I'm laughing too, at this.

 lolPalin

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Best part, 2:17. "Faux Noise's" Bill O-Rielly defends Palin by saying -

"So her frame of reference in history and geography and current events was weak, according to your(reporter) sources. And so that... but she can be tutored. I mean the woman is not a stupid woman... you can tutor people and can get people up to speed on the basics of, here's the goverment, here is the exceptionalism that we're talking about, here is the world map, here's our interactions so it's got to be more than that..."

She should've learned those things in High School.
And to think, people actually thought she would make a good VP.

 Taste so good

Why Fox should never be used as a source of news -

 orly Fox Reporter?

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The reporter agreed with Ron Paul?!

 Faux is Fair and Balanced?

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I watch Fox for the lulz.

I'm glad someone finally posted this. A big thank you to the thread starter. Sadly, what's done is done...lets hope we can make it through the next 4 years.

And to everyone insulting Palin, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. The pure sexism of this country is pathetic. You're worried about McCain dying and a supposed "unexperienced Palin" taking office. Well guess what, you all just elected an even more unexperienced man President.

Fox isn't the best, I'll admit that, but at least they covered both sides unlike the rest of the mainstream media. The media has gone down the toilet and I'm ashamed to even watch it anymore.

Palin 2012

I'm glad someone finally posted this. A big thank you to the thread starter. Sadly, what's done is done...lets hope we can make it through the next 4 years.

And to everyone insulting Palin, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. The pure sexism of this country is pathetic. You're worried about McCain dying and a supposed "unexperienced Palin" taking office. Well guess what, you all just elected an even more unexperienced man President.

Fox isn't the best, I'll admit that, but at least they covered both sides unlike the rest of the mainstream media. The media has gone down the toilet and I'm ashamed to even watch it anymore.

Palin 2012

i'm shocked :f6:. Someone just said Palin would be better than Obama. Just because she can see Russia from her house; doesn't mean she'll be a good Presi..... anything :f6:


Actually I take that back. She'd look pretty good in a bathing suit serving cold beer

Ya know we're in the worse economic depression in any of our lifetimes. We didn't get here on accident. The annual job loss report just came in today, and guess what? it's at an all time high. 1.2 million jobs lost; roughly the population of Dallas, Texas. How anyone could think that electing ANOTHER republican to office would be a good idea, is beyond me. I guess you must think it's not their fault right? Let's elect a walking skeleton and an airhead into office, woops sorry I meant Mavericks; things will be so much better. We don't need to spend our tax dollars helping our own dying economy, let's go spend it in Iraq right? Republican ftw?? /sarcasm

And let me get one thing straight. No one hate's Palin because she's a woman. Being a woman is what kept McCain from completely annihalated in the election. Well, that's if you already don't want to call the election complete annihalation. People don't like her because she's not the smartest cookie in the oven. If you think Africa is a country and not a continent; I really don't think you're ready to be in the white house. And yes, she thinks Africa is a country. She could have been in the white house from the day she was born til the day she ran for VP office. Having more "experience" doesn't make you a better leader.


Oh yes....... she's so ready to lead our country

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Now THAT'S comedy lmao


And this is why Chris Rock ROCKS. 6:15+ is when he starts his roll.
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Even though I actually heard someone say Palin > Obama. I think i've made my point rather clear.

I'm glad someone finally posted this. A big thank you to the thread starter. Sadly, what's done is done...lets hope we can make it through the next 4 years.

And to everyone insulting Palin, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. The pure sexism of this country is pathetic. You're worried about McCain dying and a supposed "unexperienced Palin" taking office. Well guess what, you all just elected an even more unexperienced man President.

Fox isn't the best, I'll admit that, but at least they covered both sides unlike the rest of the mainstream media. The media has gone down the toilet and I'm ashamed to even watch it anymore.

Palin 2012

Edit: Oh wow...one day old. I need to read post dates closely. :S

Did you seriously just reference sexism? Do you honestly, 100% believe that people are against Palin because she's a woman? Seriously, if you can call people sexist for not liking Palin, then I can call you racist for not liking Obama.

I'm glad someone finally posted this. A big thank you to the thread starter. Sadly, what's done is done...lets hope we can make it through the next 4 years.

And to everyone insulting Palin, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. The pure sexism of this country is pathetic. You're worried about McCain dying and a supposed "unexperienced Palin" taking office. Well guess what, you all just elected an even more unexperienced man President.

Fox isn't the best, I'll admit that, but at least they covered both sides unlike the rest of the mainstream media. The media has gone down the toilet and I'm ashamed to even watch it anymore.

Palin 2012

I agree with Mr. Z.

God, you're USING AD HOMINEMS!!!

Her gender and inexperience are not the reasons why we all hate Palin.

They are hurrying up the background checks and security clearances for Obama and all his essential staff.... seems like we are in such a hurry to hand this country over to someone who couldnt get a job with the CIA due to his close ties with [SIZE="7"]KNOWN TERRORISTS[/SIZE]

Do you realise what won this election? "Change" and a non fully white presidential candidate. Is that all it takes? I mean, Im even starting to think that this whole thing was a conspiracy. That the Republicans put up the worst presidential candidate they could think of, have him pick the worst vp possible, and run one of the worst campaigns we have seen in decades.

I would love to thank the makers of South Park. If you saw their most recent episode, you will see why I am upset. They depicted the typical Obama supporter (CHANGE! ITS COMING! YES WE CAN!) to such a perfect replica, I couldnt stop laughing. On the other hand, they also showed the typical McCain supporter perfectly as well (OMG! Obama president? America is over!).

Referring to one of the original videos I posted, I welcome anyone on these forums to show us just one legislative act Obama has done. Ever. Just one. And that is my point. From the time he graduated law school, he has only focused on gaining higher and higher political power. He hasnt headed one bill. He hasnt even co-headed a bill. You know those movies where there are like 12 people in an office, but only 2 people talk, the other just listen? He isnt even one of those 10 listeners. He wasnt even ever the guy that got the coffee for the people making a bill. All he has cared about is power.

Do you know what happened today at work? I run a register at a restraunt. There was a black woman who came up to me, and went to pay her bill. I asked how the food was, if they enjoyed their time here, etc. She said:

"Yea, and I'll like it alot more once you white people get whats comin"

"what...?"

"Mmhmm, Obama is in office now, and now you white people gonna get whats comin"

"Uh... he isnt in office yet... and if "all us white people are gonna get whats comin" is he gonna give it to mother's side of the family?"

"What cho' mean?"

"Barack Obama is half white.... his mother and her entire family are white"

"No he aint"

"yes.. he is"

She started telling me how this is exactly what she is talking about, how the white man wont be able to lie and cheat black people anymore.... yadda yadda yadda. She flips me off and leaves. I started laughing...

They are hurrying up the background checks and security clearances for Obama and all his essential staff.... seems like we are in such a hurry to hand this country over to someone who couldnt get a job with the CIA due to his close ties with [SIZE="7"]KNOWN TERRORISTS[/SIZE]

Oh no! McCain was linked to former Nazi collaborators and ultra-right-wing death squads in Central America when he was part of "The U.S. Council for World Freedom". *cough* Iran-Contra affair *cough* :f6:

Do you realise what won this election? "Change" and a non fully white presidential candidate. Is that all it takes? I mean, Im even starting to think that this whole thing was a conspiracy. That the Republicans put up the worst presidential candidate they could think of, have him pick the worst vp possible, and run one of the worst campaigns we have seen in decades.

There have been other blacks that have tried running for president...

 Like these people

Jesse Jackson. Jackson campaigned for the Democratic nomination twice, in 1984 and 1988. These runs secured his place as the pre-eminent black American leader of the era.

Lenora Fulani. In 1988, Fulani—a psychologist—ran as an independent and was the first black woman to appear on presidential ballots in all 50 states. She also ran in 1992.

Alan Keyes. Having served in the Reagan administration, Keyes campaigned for the Republican nomination in 1996 and 2000 (and also lost to Barack Obama in their race for a Senate seat in 2004).

Carol Moseley Braun. A U.S. senator, Moseley Braun briefly sought the Democratic presidential nomination in 2004.

Al Sharpton. In 2004, this New York-based activist campaigned for the Democratic presidential nomination.

As for this all being a conspiracy, I don't know. It wouldn't surprise me.

I would love to thank the makers of South Park. If you saw their most recent episode, you will see why I am upset. They depicted the typical Obama supporter (CHANGE! ITS COMING! YES WE CAN!) to such a perfect replica, I couldnt stop laughing. On the other hand, they also showed the typical McCain supporter perfectly as well (OMG! Obama president? America is over!).

That episode was great.
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Referring to one of the original videos I posted, I welcome anyone on these forums to show us just one legislative act Obama has done. Ever. Just one. And that is my point. From the time he graduated law school, he has only focused on gaining higher and higher political power. He hasnt headed one bill. He hasnt even co-headed a bill. You know those movies where there are like 12 people in an office, but only 2 people talk, the other just listen? He isnt even one of those 10 listeners. He wasnt even ever the guy that got the coffee for the people making a bill. All he has cared about is power.

Hmm... He hasn't authored or introduced any legislation directly, but he has sponsored and co-sponsored tons of bills.

Let see

 In hard to read, video form

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Do you know what happened today at work? I run a register at a restraunt. There was a black woman who came up to me, and went to pay her bill. I asked how the food was, if they enjoyed their time here, etc. She said:

"Yea, and I'll like it alot more once you white people get whats comin"

"what...?"

"Mmhmm, Obama is in office now, and now you white people gonna get whats comin"

"Uh... he isnt in office yet... and if "all us white people are gonna get whats comin" is he gonna give it to mother's side of the family?"

"What cho' mean?"

"Barack Obama is half white.... his mother and her entire family are white"

"No he aint"

"yes.. he is"

She started telling me how this is exactly what she is talking about, how the white man wont be able to lie and cheat black people anymore.... yadda yadda yadda. She flips me off and leaves. I started laughing...

That's pineappleed up. She's ignorant and racist. I didn't see anything in your conversation that suggested you were lying and cheating. Unless you tried to short change her, which I doubt. What she did reminds me of the part on that South Park episode where Randy tells off his boss.