We're Gonna Have Tryouts

And someone is going to be lucky enough to become my bottom peach.

Now, Southperry is leaning towards becoming a pimp service, not just for sex but for other things. For example:

-We'll offer tutoring services, and pimp out Corn or Modular or Kalovale to help teach our client.

-We'll offer computer programming lessons and pimp out Eos and Devil's Sunrise and some of those other C+ guys.

-We'll offer hacking lessons and pimp out Fiel to teach people how to exploit stuff.

-We'll offer just plain sex and let some of the woman like Sarah or some of our more adventurous males like FrozenNight or Ladon or...Netto handle those.

-We have people working for the government, like KhainiWest, able to help us out with our "taxes."

-Etc

-Etc

Now, I will be the "P.I.M.P." and handle the distributing of these jobs to our clients and I will handle the money. If you're good to me, I'll be good to you. We can all stand to make plenty of money.

BUT. I need a bottom peach. This position is the best promotion you can get. Your job will entail doing your current job while also tending to me especially, and mitigating things between me and the rest of our "organization." Think of it like you're 4th grade class president, the rest of the people are in class, and I'm the principal.

So if you think you can handle the position, please let me know. If you have problems with the current bottom peach, you'll have to have a handj-- contest with him or her to replace him/her.

Thank you and continue to make me money. And if you feel you can do a different or multiple jobs, let me know here.

Get off WoW and go to school you grimey nerd.

My best friends sister is an accountant for a missle distribution company. I think that sounds more bad ass than "taxman" although I could make it so you're a non-profit organization and put all the profits to further pimping out the pimp'd out employees.

What is this i dont even...

What is this i dont even...

SHUTUPBOTTOMBITCH

I can teach a thing or two.

So you're what they call a player in a management profession?

I dunno why you think I'm smart. I've asked more questions in the Rubik's Cube than I've answered, and I gtfo the threads with Swerve or Russt or Harrisonized or Salguod.

Isn't this obscenity?

Are we playing Eve Online now?

NO damnit you bitches need to know your place. I need to fucking slap you all.

Dante. Idk you. Just give out blow jobs.

Dust. You're a good candidate for bottom peach. I like you. Come kiss daddy.

Okay rob what do you want to teach? Maybe you can deal drugs.

Ray...idk what do you want to do?

Idk corn you try to see smart but,,,in a couple of years let's see. We'll count you as an investment and let you continue school for now. Daddy plays for the endgame.

Mo Joe. Idk where to put you either.

Solarboy...sorry our pimp service at the time does not want to associate with "ponies." please leave the soup kitchen by the end of the day.

I'll slap the black out of your white ass if you try and start a service around my neighborhood. Gtfo or work for me peach.

I never had a 4th grade class president. I am almost sure our principal didn't exist either...

Yeah, I never said I wanted to join the fantasy crap you came up with.

Also, thread sucks.

It's not supposed to be entertaining, you're supposed to aspire to be my bottom peach, otherwise you're just a peach. MY peach, but a peach.

Alley. I'm sorry this is my territory, you're gonna have to back the pineapple off.

You know this thread is awful, right?

I saw this on South Park okay peach? Are you doubting south Park?

Wait, I wasn't just dreaming that this thread was real this morning??

I can slap people when they're being unreasonable. Act quickly, because this service will be used against you if you don't purchase it immediately.

Okay Mibs you're in. Put Rick in his place.