Get off my lawn you crazy kids!

I'm serious! Don't make me get my shotgun!

Oh NOEZ!

Your shotgun is useless without shotgun shells ^_^

*hops all over lawn*

*Plugs fingers in shotgun barrel.*

-puts wild animals on the lawn-

-Hides in a bush far way to see the chaos that will ensue-

.......
God damn kids, stealing my shells, hopping around on mah lawn, and plugg'n mah shotgun like a damn rabbit...

Ok, take THIS!
*Shoots bees out of his eyes*

LMAO!!! C'mon they only little, right? o__O

*secretly plants landmines near the door so when he comes out to shoot he gets blasted back in.*

*plays merrily with the other kids while lauging at magus* =P

What lawn? *stamps on his flowerbed*

Aww. I sue ya

"...if that don't work...build more guns..."

[COLOR="Blue"]*hovers a foot over his lawn with my jet pack*

IIIIIIII'm not on your lawwwWwwn. You. Can't. Touch. Me. La. La la. LA La. La.

*Reads the law in order to sue properly in case of emergency*[/COLOR]

*plays baseball in the street and breaks your windows with stray baseballs*

Can't get mad, not on your lawn :O

Omg whats that behind you??

*Spits on your lawn*

;D

*runs*

*gets a gernade launcher and launches gernades through the broken windows*

*pokes the grass*

*Flame throwers it*

*runs again*

*craps on lawn*

*builds a dispenser on the lawn*

"Crazy kids, sappin' mah sentries!"