Funny random things that have happend to you

Okay so what are some random funny things that happend to you that you were not expecting?

The reason why i am making this is because my friends mom hgave me 'orange juice' but it was by mistake like 10% orange juice and a hella lot of alchohol. Good times Good times. ;3

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]I was at swim practice, getting ready to dive..

and my friend starts to "admire" my legs

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I was talking to a friend and she randomly rips her shirt in front of me. It's more awkward than funny..

I was talking to a friend and she randomly rips her shirt in front of me. It's more awkward than funny..

Lol my friend accidently ripped her skirt =O.

well, this one time i was going back home on a cab and i heard on the radio that they have a problem with some woman that wont go on a cab with drapes.
yup... psycho.

I was talking to a friend and she randomly rips her shirt in front of me. It's more awkward than funny..

Ripped it off?
SS or it didn't happen. xP

I work in a hospital as a Nursing Assistant and I was at work one evening and this older Hispanic man who had Schizophrenia was talking to me in spanish. So I pretended I knew what he was talking about and was saying "si".... So I turn around to walk out to get some stuff for him and he slaps my ass.... My friend was with me helping out (who speaks spanish) and was cracking up when we left. So I asked what he said to me and she said that he was saying how he was going to have anal sex with me and I would say yes and how he would do all these dirty things to me.

I kept saying "si".

Stupid stupid me.

[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]I was at wal-mart the other day and the lady who gives out the stickers was in a wheelchair. She went to hand me the sticker and she totally dropped it and it stuck to her leg, but she couldn't see it. She was wheeling back and forth and back and forth and she couldn't find it and I was too afraid to tell her it was on her leg because I knew I would start laughing. She eventually gave me a new one and I walked away cracking up...

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I was like...man I am so going to hell

My friend called me and she goes, "Dee, the guy at subway asked if I wanted 6 inches or 12. I laughed in his face."

Not necessarily funny, but it made my day xD

One day, I was just walking down the street, looking pretty casual..

And this guy comes up to me and yells with no shirt on "GO MEN!"

I'm like yeah men are pretty cool..

And he's like "NO THEY'RE ****ING NOT!"

and he ran off then got hit by a car :|

It was funny>funnier>so sad that it was extremely funny

it was funny but more weird my friend had a orange peal sticking out her buttcrack when sitting down. Lol wtp was it doing there i dunno. She was sitting there and it was poping out the clevedge sticking out. howit got there no one knew.