Most embarassing childhood memory?

Mine was almost crying in primary school because I was put down a maths class

Trying to help a friend on a crutch by kicking a paper in front of him... He moved it forward, and my foot landed on it, making him fall.

God, it's the thing I regret more, from everything I ever did.

There was this one time (I wanna say around 1st grade) we went on a school field trip to the Zoo. My teacher thought it would be awesome for us to go in to the petting section so thats what we did. Was in there for a good 30min or so an i noticed my name tag was gone. Right away I freaked out an i turn to see the goat eating it so I burst in to tears for like what maybe 30min? My teacher comes to ask whats wrong so i thought i was in trouble so i ran an hid behind this bench (worst day of my life actually

Mine's a bit... awkward.

To start it off, back in the day I was like 3 or 4 (don't remember) and I slept in my parents room. Our house was sorta small, but it was one huge room where everyone slept in, everyone in seperate beds, of course.
Anyways, one night I get woken up by my parents um... being dirty and er, noisy. I thought my dad was tickling my mom. I was thinking to myself... "Go dad go!". *hides head in shame*

The day I sat on dog doo at the park..

The day I sat on dog doo at the park..

OUCH!

sadly i fon't remember any childhood memories that were embarassing... I was too polite and curteous lol no spell check =(

Wrestling with my cousin when I was like.. 6? maybe 7? (Before our families split up) I pulled down his pants and declared myself the winner.

I took a piss in the kitchen garbage can thinking it was the washroom. Family was all in the living room.

Reminds me of the time I pissed in the bath, not in the toilet.

Reminds me of the time I pissed in the bath, not in the toilet.

We're you taking a bath at the time?

Mine would probably be in kindergarten when the petting zoo came to our class.
And I was petting a sheep and then it pooped on me.

When i was in Gr.K and went doo doo in the pool T-T

[COLOR="YellowGreen"]I went to a soccer or basketball game [can't remember which one], and I started crying when the mascot sat next to me.
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Mine's a bit... awkward.

To start it off, back in the day I was like 3 or 4 (don't remember) and I slept in my parents room. Our house was sorta small, but it was one huge room where everyone slept in, everyone in seperate beds, of course.
Anyways, one night I get woken up by my parents um... being dirty and er, noisy. I thought my dad was tickling my mom. I was thinking to myself... "Go dad go!". *hides head in shame*

Oh, he was tickling her alright. Tickling her good.


As for myself...any form of public speaking when I was a child ended in complete fail.

When I was about 5 or 6 years old, my family went for a walk. My cruel older sister (who when I was even younger I whacked with a metal toy firetruck upside her head for absolutely no reason) saw some bird poop on the ground. She happily points it out to me (out of earshot of my parents) and tells me...

 Spoiler

that it is vanilla icecream...I am 3 seconds from licking it before my parents start shouting at me and pulling me away. I got pissed (like screaming pissed) until they were finally able to convince me that it was bird poop.

It's hard for me to think of one, really. I tend to forget things really easily.

But one I do remember is from like 1st grade. We used to order books from little magazines and get them at school. I had wanted a 101 Dalmations book and had asked my mom to get it for me. It was clearly marked on the little order sheet. The check was by the 101 Dalmations book, because I remember looking at it myself.

But the teacher didn't see it as that. For some reason, she thought I had ordered a Berenstain Bears book. First off, even when I was in 1st grade, I considered those books to be childish. Second, that's not what was checked on my order sheet. When I tried to explain to her that's not what I ordered, she refused to accept that she was wrong and that was the book I had checked (for what teacher listens to a 6 year old -.-). So I ended up getting really upset and crying over it.

But it ended happy because there just "happened" to be an extra 101 Dalmations book (durh, 'cause I ordered it), so the teacher gave it to me (even though I PAID for it).