Deep Thoughts by South Perry

Are you a corrupt police officer?
Have you ever licked nicked an xbox?
Have you ever laid in bed and pretended you're a strawberry?
Have you ever reached for the stars and grasped at the night?
Do you ever cry in your sleep?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
When the whale calls, do you call back?
Do you speak whale?

~ South Perry

Such an inspirational piece.

Wait, that's a poem, not a series of questions we're supposed to answer?

Now I am waiting for a "Sh'it Fiel Says" video.

suddenly life has meaning again

Are you a corrupt police officer?
Have you ever licked nicked an xbox?
Have you ever laid in bed and pretended you're a strawberry?
Have you ever reached for the stars and grasped at the night?
Do you ever cry in your sleep?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
When the whale calls, do you call back?
Do you speak whale?

~ South Perry

Nope. I've seen many in Mexico, though.
I don't know what nicked means.
Not exactly a strawberry. But yes.
Yes.
Not always.
Yes, yes I can.
I've never heard a whale call me.
I don't think so.

~ Level 120 Shadower

Whale you marry me?

Whale you marry me?

No whale he would marry you.

I'm so touched by these words that I actually feel molested.

The silver lining of the moonlight giving a crisp silver shade of your body, the moisture visable as the mist surrounds us, feeling the sensation of your finger tips as the electricity of our tension rushes through the open air. As the clouds close in, the silver shading vanishing, creating a new canvas for my perspective to recreate as the sky turns it's darkest shade. Bolts of lightning crashing, seconds of inspirations constantly rebirthing as the roaring thunder refreshes each image. The sky as the paintbrush, you as the canvas, your beauty a pulse, can this be real? Nope Chuck Testa.

Who is this enigma named South Perry?

How now, brown cow.

All work and no play makes Fiel a dull boy.

I'm so touched by these words that I actually feel molested.

Me too!
Wait! where did my pants go?

He has magic words!

Butterfly pancakes.

SouthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaPerry

 Spoiler

 Katy Perry

Related:
[video=youtube;gRD53bcAM8E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRD53bcAM8E[/video]

(first 15 seconds-ish)

I want whatever you're taking, Fiel.

I want whatever you're taking, Fiel.

A heaping dose of Spirc.