I want to, but I can't.

I really really want to, but I can't.

Masturbate?

Masturbate?

No.

But you already made a retarded and pointless thread.

Why can't you.

But you already made a retarded and pointless thread.

"I am such a HARDCORE poster always acting tough and making comments that apply more to myself than others." - Mark


<insert butt tears image here>

Make better threads.

Make better threads.

Be a better person.

F'uck the Police, Time is on fire.

When Life gives you lemons you kill Life.

Bingo was his name-o, but he was also a mass murderer using Chakras-O's.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take on down, kill your best friend, server 40 years to life in the pin, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

MY FACE, OH GOD MY FACE, THE BEES ARE STINGING IT, THE BEEEEES, THE BEEEEEES! OH LORD DEAR GOD NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

You can always tell a crack addict by the fact that they never have a lighter on them.

I remember when gas was 25 cents a gallon, a pack of cigs 15 cents, and a coke 10 cents.

Of course back then 10 cents was hard to come by.

If you're reading this message you're now cursed for 40 years. To remove the curse early you have to send me 40 dollars. Contact me for more details.

As you may or may not know, I am a doctor. I diagnose you with a neurological problem: manic depressive disorder. Otherwise known as bipolar disorder.

The treatment is Prozac if I recall correctly...I'll write you a prescription for some if you want.

This thread is a monologue. It sucks hard.

"I am such a HARDCORE poster always acting tough and making comments that apply more to myself than others." - Mark


<insert butt tears image here>

Upset?

Make better threads.

Iron knee.

where are all the constipation jokes?