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The End of the World!! Again....
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2011-10-21, 02:57 PM
Luxeraph Wrote:If I'm not wrong somewhere in the bible it says that if you warn others you get extra points to get into heaven, thats why the jehovah's witnesses are always bothering. JW has their own version of the Bible. They've edited it in many places to make it align with their beliefs. 
2011-10-21, 02:58 PM
Luxeraph Wrote:If I'm not wrong somewhere in the bible it says that if you warn others you get extra points to get into heaven, thats why the jehovah's witnesses are always bothering. That'd be too messed up. I'd like to give them some benefits of the doubt and say they truly believe it for some reason, or none at all. You don't need reasons for beliefs anyway. 
2011-10-21, 03:45 PM
I had a dream about the end of the world last night. Anyway, I get to sell my soul to retail while the world comes to an end!!!!!
2011-10-21, 04:01 PM
Guys! You can save yourselves by sending him 9.99$ in cash.
This is just fu'cking retarded. What's worse is that some people in my school believed this, it was hilarious. 
2011-10-21, 05:11 PM
Had this been true, I would've spent my last day of life staring at minerals in a microscope.
That's sad.  
2011-10-21, 06:28 PM
He was sort of close. The Bay Area experienced seismic activity yesterday, but nothing special.
The End of the World always happens after I turn in my homework and finals 
2011-10-21, 06:38 PM
Worthyness Wrote:He was sort of close. The Bay Area experienced seismic activity yesterday, but nothing special. "2 earthquakes in a day?! God hates San Francisco!" Meh. Pretty tired of all these predictions. Just waiting for 2012 to be busted.  
2011-10-22, 12:09 AM
Rick Wrote:Oh religion... why? i know most of you don't believe in religion to varying degrees, but please, be accurate with who is to blame <.< also: seems like we all sinners or something, haven't seen anyone vanish yet, imma wait for my lavabath. 
2011-10-22, 12:37 AM
Locked Wrote:I HAVE SURVIVED RAPTURE. Yet again. I'm still saying my prayers. Mainly just apologies for ditching mass for the last 3 years. 
2011-10-22, 12:46 AM
Then the day is over on all parts of the world and this guys think they got it wrong while not knowing what actually happend, god was going to do the end of the world thing but as pretty much everyone aside from babies are sinners god said "F' that sh¡t, gonna kill everything and start over" but then he thought "what if they new ones end up like this ones?" and decided to forget about the humans and declare satan as the winner while god sits on the couch while watching sitcoms and dramas.
 
2011-10-22, 11:18 AM
So yeah, heaven is kind of overrated. Me and the other raptured guys decided to stay on Earth.
2011-10-30, 09:36 PM
Shidoshi Wrote:Fasten your seatbelts, the world is gonna end in about 5 billion years. Andromeda collision?  |
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