The calm before 3rd impact

lol it's call cool guys, I found out there's a whole hidden base filled with clones of her, all is well. lol I'm going to go visit my short tempered redhead friend that's not really my friend because she hates me guys, back in a bit.

Have fun with her coma'd body.

Fuck everything, I'm such a slimeball ;_; I don't deserve to live

You guys wouldn't believe what I just did D: Is it cheating to masturbate over someone you're not dating?

Damnit Spidey, you allways know how to cheer me up.

Fuck everything, I'm such a slimeball ;_; I don't deserve to live

You guys wouldn't believe what I just did D: Is it cheating to masturbate over someone you're not dating?

only if you don't invite the person you are dating with. however, if said person was a cat, it's fine too

Fuck everything, I'm such a slimeball ;_; I don't deserve to live

You guys wouldn't believe what I just did D: Is it cheating to masturbate over someone you're not dating?

Nah.
It's even cool to masturbate to exes.

Nah.
It's even cool to masturbate to exes.

^

It's also ok to be a necrophiliac. If you like f`ucking corpses, which is weird (in my book), then it's ok to me too. Once, a friend told me he wanted his gf to take an extremely cold shower, then hop on the bed, so he could f`uck her. That way, he'd feel like he'd be f`ucking a corpse. I didn't know how to responded to that, but I just smirked.

edit: had to correct my spelling errors, supah bad spelling.

Congratulations.

No, no, Shinji, you're doing it wrong!

You have to go back in time, knock up the German girl, let some crazy shi't happen, let her abort the baby after you both get amnesia, and then chase after her to Germany. She'll say something really touching in a language you don't understand, promise!

No, no, Shinji, you're doing it wrong!

You have to go back in time, knock up the German girl, let some crazy shi't happen, let her abort the baby after you both get amnesia, and then chase after her to Germany. She'll say something really touching in a language you don't understand, promise!

And to make you feel better, I'll tell you what it means. Maybe!

No, no, Shinji, you're doing it wrong!

You have to go back in time, knock up the German girl, let some crazy shi't happen, let her abort the baby after you both get amnesia, and then chase after her to Germany. She'll say something really touching in a language you don't understand, promise!

I love you.

I love you.

This is the most shocking and surprising comment I have ever seen on Southperry.

So, guys....
I think I like this new guy now, lol

Girls are too much trouble, and he's the only one that actually cheers me up because I'm such a useless piece of shit. He came out of nowhere, and has this really angelic aura to him lol

Grip him tight and never let go.

So, guys....
I think I like this new guy now, lol

Girls are too much trouble, and he's the only one that actually cheers me up because I'm such a useless piece of shit. He came out of nowhere, and has this really angelic aura to him lol

That is love what yer feeling.

This is the most shocking and surprising comment I have ever seen on Southperry.

RE-TAKE makes people do surprising things.

No, no, Shinji, you're doing it wrong!

You have to go back in time, knock up the German girl, let some crazy shi't happen, let her abort the baby after you both get amnesia, and then chase after her to Germany. She'll say something really touching in a language you don't understand, promise!

Is it bad that I know exactly where this comes from?

Is it bad that I know exactly where this comes from?

Nope.

(and I put the name in the post above yours anyway~)