Your type of girl?

I'm not all too picky; if someone so did entice me so, i'd throw all of the forthcoming wants away. But anyways, my ideals are of the following. Personality-wise, either on the shy end or on the bubbly, outgoing end. Cutesy a real personal life of mine. I'd like someone kind of brainy, and somewhat good personal standards. I don't want someone who is going in the direction of reinforced wall at 100 MPH like much of my generation. And I do want a girl that can stay loyal to me, and not lie to me, as I wouldn't be disloyal, nor lie. Physically, I do like asians; but I wouldn't mind anyone of any race. Just not blondes. There's just something about blondes that doesn't that attractive to me.

[COLOR="Magenta"]One with a penus-

jkk~


Though I would like to input my ideal guy.
Usually I like that guy who actually notices the little things, and is not afraid to be dorky with you. I like a guy who is clean and cares about his appearance, but is not too superficial. He has to have a great sense of humour, and loves to have fun. He has to know, love and play video games like myself. If a guy cannot appreciate/understand/enjoy with one of my greatest passions, then he won't be able to get his foot in the door. I used to like those pimentos (asshoIe), ones that are so tough and manly and treat woman terribly, but honestly I've finally realized its not worth it.

I like my world sugar coated, and I would love to have that knight in shining armor to be there for me, protect me, and love me.
And love Black Ops as much as I do.

He needs to be intelligent, because honestly if I'm quick as a whip and if a guy can't keep up with that, then its not worth it. I love having good discussions.

He needs to have a backbone. He can't be that kind of guy who starts crying when you start getting sarcastic, or when you even show the slightest sass. He can't get all whiney when you haven't gotten a chance to text him within the past couple of hours. Sorry, but I dislike those emotional emo children who all they do is be down on themselves, and cry about their low self esteem. Here's a clue guys, girls LOVE a guy who's proud to be who he is. Not a d!ck, but someone who is simply confident in his abilities. There is a difference.

Physically speaking, I'm not picky. Its all in the confidence if the guy is attractive or not to me.

Sexually speaking, he has to be totally comfortable with it. If he can make all these great sexual jokes and laugh along with me when I make one, you're awesome. I'm very blunt and pervy when it comes to this sort of thing, especially when talking about/watching girls, so its fun to talk to a guy with, even when we're totally not being serious at all. Oh and sex? I love sex, its awesome, borderline addict (just kidding). I just love to have fun.

Above all, I'd love for him to be like my best friend. A guy I can just hang out with and be a total nerd with, but then still be very intimate with.

Sigh, I have yet to find the holy grail....
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On second thought, no.

A girl who isn't a child, has feelings, isn't a turtle, isn't a psychopath, and is to a moderate extent physically attractive.

The first part and the last part are usually the problems that I run into. Would help if she's turned on by languages, since I know a lot of those.

Good luck finding one. Not being sarcastic at all, but they're out there.

xD My boyfriend always tells me how glad he is to find one.

My ideal guy (pineapple YEAH THREAD HIJACK) would be...

Nice, not selfish, a great sense of humor and a good taste in fun. Loves cartoons and video games (specifically Nintendo games) as much as I do. In terms of looks, I love tall guys. I'm short, I just think it's a cute and attractive comparison. Long hair and glasses are a plus. Couldn't care less about ethnicity. A guy who respects my views and my privacy and knows what that's like, because I'm not into guys who prefer to go out, party and do stupid things. Someone who sees intimacy as a thing that two lovers do and not two near-complete strangers. Someone who understands me for who I am, loves me that way and wouldn't want me to change that. Of course, if I had any negative faults, I'd change them if they bothered him. And of course, he should be able to do the same.

...

My boyfriend's got most of this covered. :B

Oh yeah, Ben reminds me: No crazies.

Oh yeah, Ben reminds me: No crazies.

OH GOD NO CRAZIES! I WILL BE OUT OF THAT SHIT SO FUCKING FAST! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!

I do have my fetishes and what-not, but if I were to list what I like about a girl now, I'll be terribly biased and just describe my ex.

Oh, I know, long hair.

Oh yeah, Ben reminds me: No crazies.

OH GOD NO CRAZIES! I WILL BE OUT OF THAT SHIT SO FUCKING FAST! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!

A-F'UCKING-MEN to this!
Seriously. I once knew a girl, we got along great. But she had this thing where she'd have like some sorta slight bi-polar issue. One minute she'd be all cuddly and lovey-dovey, the next she'd be pissed off for something like I didn't say the right thing at the right time. Dude, it was not worth it at all.

Some baggage I can handle, but crazy is a train I won't ride. Even if Ozzy did make a rockin' song about one.

Pretty much the same as the above. Except, it depends what kind of crazy. As long as it didn't cause any un-needed hate towards me, i'd be mostly okay with it.

I like my world sugar coated, and I would love to have that knight in shining armor to be there for me, protect me, and love me.
And love Black Ops as much as I do.

I laughed out loud.

Just...what?

I laughed out loud.

Just...what?

Gun game anyone?

Gun game anyone?

I prefer FFA.

I prefer FFA.

Ew.
Sabotage, one in the chamber, domination, thats the good stuff right thur.

A strong-willed, career woman with a wide base of knowledge that gets inside jokes. If she can't keep up with me I quickly get bored. Not looking to settle down just yet, so casual dating is also great. I don't care about kids one way or the other. I'd much prefer traveling.

Traveling the world and being dorks together sounds like a grand time to me. I love the arts, so going out to see a play/musical also sounds fun.

Gun game anyone?

I know it's an FPS.

But I didn't expect to see it here...

And as much as I am young.. i'm not really a person suited to having tons and tons of girlfriends. I want to find someone.

I know it's an FPS.

But I didn't expect to see it here...

"Gun Game" Is a game mode, GG.

"Gun Game" Is a game mode, GG.

Sorry. I don't play mediocre FPS games that get replaced every 6 months.

[COLOR="Magenta"]One with a penus-

jkk~


Though I would like to input my ideal guy.
Usually I like that guy who actually notices the little things, and is not afraid to be dorky with you. I like a guy who is clean and cares about his appearance, but is not too superficial. He has to have a great sense of humour, and loves to have fun. He has to know, love and play video games like myself. If a guy cannot appreciate/understand/enjoy with one of my greatest passions, then he won't be able to get his foot in the door. I used to like those pimentos (asshoIe), ones that are so tough and manly and treat woman terribly, but honestly I've finally realized its not worth it.

I like my world sugar coated, and I would love to have that knight in shining armor to be there for me, protect me, and love me.
And love Black Ops as much as I do.

He needs to be intelligent, because honestly if I'm quick as a whip and if a guy can't keep up with that, then its not worth it. I love having good discussions.

He needs to have a backbone. He can't be that kind of guy who starts crying when you start getting sarcastic, or when you even show the slightest sass. He can't get all whiney when you haven't gotten a chance to text him within the past couple of hours. Sorry, but I dislike those emotional emo children who all they do is be down on themselves, and cry about their low self esteem. Here's a clue guys, girls LOVE a guy who's proud to be who he is. Not a d!ck, but someone who is simply confident in his abilities. There is a difference.

Physically speaking, I'm not picky. Its all in the confidence if the guy is attractive or not to me.

Sexually speaking, he has to be totally comfortable with it. If he can make all these great sexual jokes and laugh along with me when I make one, you're awesome. I'm very blunt and pervy when it comes to this sort of thing, especially when talking about/watching girls, so its fun to talk to a guy with, even when we're totally not being serious at all. Oh and sex? I love sex, its awesome, borderline addict (just kidding). I just love to have fun.

Above all, I'd love for him to be like my best friend. A guy I can just hang out with and be a total nerd with, but then still be very intimate with.

Sigh, I have yet to find the holy grail....
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That is, couldn't handle the charming tale of prince walking contradiction; Didn't finish.

EDIT: took a second crack, it was just the first paragraph. I was too harsh in my original assessment. Also i just can't help but say that every girl I've met who has "caught on" who is now being progressive and has realized she's been dating pimentos (as every non pimento guy complains about) and has "changed" has actually kept dating pimentos. Unless you've really changed the way you veiw people (guys) that you've already met you probably haven't changed anything. The truth is women lump men into to categories upon meeting them. Potential friend, Potential date/boyfriend/whatever (unless they are insanley shallow/in highschool and have the third category, will not associate with, ready to use at hello). Do you want to be friends with assholes? No. Guess which category they end up in?

Until you have really considered the possibility of a relationship with your best (male) friend, can you honestly say, "Above all, I'd love for him to be like my best friend"?

Oh, and i might just be your grail, babe. OHOHOHOHOHO.