Your type of girl?

A girl at work asked me today what kind of girl I like. Hmmmm..... I guess something like this

Fun - A girl who can take a joke and knows how to dish one out. I'm a pomegranate talker by nature and it's cool if a girl knows how to pomegranate talk right back at you. A girl who acts too serious all the time is definitely not my type. If she's silly but not stupid that's perfect.

Humor - A girl who can laugh a little at dumb things is great. Definitely don't take it overboard though... Ditsy and funny are not even close to being the same thing.

Flirty - Sex is the reason we have relationships (even though people will try to deny that). A girl who will send you a sexual text message or wake you up in the middle of the night telling you how bad she wants it is AWESOME. If she likes to experiment with new things in bed that's even better yo.

Smart - If she knows what string theory is and has her own opinion on religion, politics, technology, the universe, etc.... that would be amazing. I love intellectual talk and will debate something like religion or wikileaks/Julian Assange until I'm blue in the face. If she has no idea what's going on in the world around her then I really don't want her. I try my best to keep up with current event and technology/science and would hope she would do the same.

Initiative - No guys wants a helpless girl.... At least none I've ever met. A girl who knows what she wants and goes for it is a really good thing. Whining and pouting doesn't make a girl cute, it makes her annoying as pomegranate. A girl with goals and ambition is something any guy would want.

Honestly looks aren't that big of a deal. Personality always comes first.




if you're a girl I guess you can post what kind of guy you like as well

This is rough for me to answer, but given with my past experiences in the past, I would say that competitive girls (especially ones that gets kinda anal on grades) would be a great choice for me. I would prefer it if the girl was shy or something, but not so shy that she seems like she lacks social skills. The reason I would prefer a competitive girl is because those ones seems to strive to succeed, especially in regards to education. I would want a girl with qualities that I lack-in, such as that. If she knows her way around hardware, and she plays games, that's f`ucking fantastic. I don't want a girl that I'd be overly reliant on either, so if I can contribute something towards the relationship that could help her, that would be lovely.

That way, both are contributing something that will improve the other. I really don't like girls that gets overly aggressive or angry though, because it can be a turn-off at times. I can be like that at times, so I wouldn't want my partner to have that very same trait. That would only lead to disaster. In regards to the girl being able to cook, that's not a problem for me since I can cook pretty well. Basically, just a chick to help me improve myself as a person, and vice-versa.

A girl with no boobs and a plantain.

Wakka

Agreed with everything except intelligence. If the woman is smarter than I am, gonna have a bad time. Smart, but not too smart.

Combine that with a chubby brunette with large boobs/ass and I'll adopt all the starving children in Africa to keep her.

You mean for sex or a relationship...

Cause there are girls I'd f'uck and not date and girls I'd date and not f'uck.

Brunette
bright Blue or brown eyes
Size C+ jugs
IQ of 110+
Fit and healthy
Free spirited
Lives life to the fullest
Lots of hobbies
Good sense of humour
Beautiful
Nice
Flirty

Someone who'd make you feel glad you didn't choose to commit suicide in highschool.

You mean for sex or a relationship...

Cause there are girls I'd f'uck and not date and girls I'd date and not f'uck.

I mean if it wasn't for sex we wouldn't be dating the opposite sex. We came from animals and it's programmed into us to want sex. Look up Mazlow's Hierarchy of Needs. Sex is right next to breathing, food, and water in terms of needs.

I mean if it wasn't for sex we wouldn't be dating the opposite sex. We came from animals and it's programmed into us to want sex. Look up Mazlow's Hierarchy of Needs. Sex is right next to breathing, food, and water in terms of needs.

^ and because sex with women is pineappleing amazing, who cares about the science when it feels to good to comprihend.

^ and because sex with women is pineappleing amazing, who cares about the science when it feels to good to comprihend.

if it wasn't amazing the human race wouldn't do too much reproducing

Brunette
bright Blue or brown eyes
Size C+ jugs
IQ of 110+
Fit and healthy
Free spirited
Lives life to the fullest
Lots of hobbies
Good sense of humour
Beautiful
Nice
Flirty

Someone who'd make you feel glad you didn't choose to commit suicide in highschool.

Quoting for posterity.

Uhh I have a few basic criteria.

1. Physically attractive (pretty subjective). I find lots of people cute. This usually means not really fat, someone who is fairly physically active and I generally find good-looking.
2. Not dumb. I don't really feel like explaining this one in great detail.
3. Good sense of humor. She doesn't necessarily have to be hilarious, but someone who understands jokes and such at least.
4. Generally shares the same ideas I have regarding religion and politics.
5. Is sexual.
6. Some common interests. This isn't very explicitly defined because it can vary a lot.

A girl that has a strong sense of what she wants. Determination and confidence is a must. But you know, not too much that's she's totally dominating. Also, witty. She's gotta be real witty and clever and all that stuff. I personally love making references to everything and sarcastic jokes all the time, and it would be really cool if she would get it, appreciate wittiness, and reciprocate. As for smarts, she should be at least smart enough to do well in school. She has to have a good understanding of the world. Just enough to get into some meaningful conversations, not quite heated debates. Knowledgeable girls have more depth in general anyways. Spontaneity is also a great thing. She can't be afraid to break free of routine, and go do something crazy for a change.

Throw in brown/black hair, and a cute smile, she's just right.

Although this is more of a perfect kind of girl. :l Basically, confident + witty + smart + spontaneous + cute = my type.

1.Physically Attractive-I have high standards. Nice hair, dresses well and accents their figure, thin, preferably average to tall height, nice legs, naturally beautiful and knows how to compliment it with makeup. Face is most likely the most important-dainty nose, nice cheek bones, clean skin, nice lips, beautiful eyes. Hair-On par with face, it must be beautiful. I love a girl that has an amazing haircut, straight hair especially. Brunettes preferably.
2.Personality-I love it when I can make a girl laugh, seriously. She needs to be bubbly, but also serious at times. Flirty when necessary and understands me.
3.Intelligence-Has to be smart, like AP smart and wanting to make her own living after college. I should be able to discuss political issues and have discussion with her about things other than television and music.
4.Family-Needs to have a good family and respect them. I hate the anarchist who rejects her family.
5.Religion-Ehhh, Catholic would be nice, but I'm open.

Feel like a douchebag now...

ITT: High standards.

Someone who gets me. Just someone I can be physically and emotionally attracted to. But that will never happen.

o.o...

Im not picky..

Just someone who wont treat me like shit, isnt dumb, and wont judge me for liking vidya gaems. o.o

Smart.
Not fat.

actually interested in me.

Tomboys that also like video games but aren't too ugly

Tomboys that also like video games but aren't too ugly

Are you an oxymoron?

Tomboys that also like video games but aren't too ugly

Good luck finding one. Not being sarcastic at all, but they're out there.